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http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/08/the-media-crucifies-trump-for-telling.html

Korean baseball player found guilty of fixing matches.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/08/female-teacher-gets-jail-sentence-for.html

Female Korean hogwan teacher rapes 13-year-old boy.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/08/half-naked-woman-escapes-from-car.html

Half-naked woman escapes from a car in Seoul

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/08/notorious-korean-drug-trafficker-iris.html

Notorious Korean drug-dealer nabbed by police.

Bot?

Bot?

I'm not a bot.  I'm just a guy with a blog.

I actually enjoy writing most days. It's my hobby.

But don't get me wrong. My writing is probably crap. I'm certainly no Hemingway.

Cheers.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.com

Bot?

I'm not a bot.  I'm just a guy with a blog.

I actually enjoy writing most days. It's my hobby.

But don't get me wrong. My writing is probably crap. I'm certainly no Hemingway.

Cheers.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.com

I red your blog every day KenGreen. Your a legend in my eyes. I'm not some filthy pagan.

The blog content doesn't even match any of the headlines (sort of like this post before it was edited). What a waste of time. For example, there's one about Cholera in Korea yet there's not a SINGLE mention of Cholera in the text. Just talks about watching TV, going to bed, etc. The whole thing is click baity.

The blog content doesn't even match any of the headlines (sort of like this post before it was edited). What a waste of time. For example, there's one about Cholera in Korea yet there's not a SINGLE mention of Cholera in the text. Just talks about watching TV, going to bed, etc. The whole thing is click baity.

It's satire. Grow a sense of humour

Dunno if you saw, but I threw this up on the Star Trek thread.

Eating Jumja Sticks on Deep Space Nine

Yesterday my wife Jadzia made gagh for dinner. The worms were very good and very fresh. I'm a huge fan of gagh, it's very filling. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of prune juice. Prune juice is my favorite human drink. It is a warrior's drink.

I went to the holosuite and activated Klingon Calisthenics Program #34. The simulated Nausicaans are a formidable challenge. Combat was primarily with the d'k tahg, although at the higher a levels, a bat'leth was necessary. I advanced to level 27 until the Ferengi informed me that my allotted time was finished. It was glorious.

I paid homage to Kahless the Unforgettable. I sang The Warrior's Anthem with puffed out chest. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy Romulan. I thanked Kahless for many battles in my life. For instance, its nice to transport aboard a Jem'Hadar attack cruiser and slay their First. Lots of people aren't so fortunate. They lack a warrior's spirit. I'm just glad I wasn't born on Betazed.

I went to bed at 2200 hours. I dreamed of of the time every character on the holodeck turned into Lt. Commander Data. It was most...bizarre.

I woke up at 0600 hours and drank a freshly replicated raktajino. Then I read the daily briefing. Constable Odo reported 3 cases of theft on the Promenade, including one incident at the Bajoran Shrine. Only one of the perpetrators has been caught so far. I doubt his punishment will be severe. The Federation is very lenient when it comes to crime.

I turned on the Federation News Service. The Federation media is criticizing Kai Winn for her proposal to ban any Cardassians from emigrating to Bajor. Recently a Cardassian spy was apprehended while attempting to damage the Wormhole. Kai Winn is merely pointing out the obvious that Cardassians are known spies and saboteurs. The Federation accused her of racism. I do not understand humans sometimes.

Anyways, my torpedo tubes are empty. Today is a good day to die.

Bot?

I'm not a bot.  I'm just a guy with a blog.

I actually enjoy writing most days. It's my hobby.

But don't get me wrong. My writing is probably crap. I'm certainly no Hemingway.

Cheers.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.com

No offence intended.

I just thought the format would be dead easy to automate.

Carry on.

Dunno if you saw, but I threw this up on the Star Trek thread.

Eating Jumja Sticks on Deep Space Nine

Yesterday my wife Jadzia made gagh for dinner. The worms were very good and very fresh. I'm a huge fan of gagh, it's very filling. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of prune juice. Prune juice is my favorite human drink. It is a warrior's drink.

I went to the holosuite and activated Klingon Calisthenics Program #34. The simulated Nausicaans are a formidable challenge. Combat was primarily with the d'k tahg, although at the higher a levels, a bat'leth was necessary. I advanced to level 27 until the Ferengi informed me that my allotted time was finished. It was glorious.

I paid homage to Kahless the Unforgettable. I sang The Warrior's Anthem with puffed out chest. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy Romulan. I thanked Kahless for many battles in my life. For instance, its nice to transport aboard a Jem'Hadar attack cruiser and slay their First. Lots of people aren't so fortunate. They lack a warrior's spirit. I'm just glad I wasn't born on Betazed.

I went to bed at 2200 hours. I dreamed of of the time every character on the holodeck turned into Lt. Commander Data. It was most...bizarre.

I woke up at 0600 hours and drank a freshly replicated raktajino. Then I read the daily briefing. Constable Odo reported 3 cases of theft on the Promenade, including one incident at the Bajoran Shrine. Only one of the perpetrators has been caught so far. I doubt his punishment will be severe. The Federation is very lenient when it comes to crime.

I turned on the Federation News Service. The Federation media is criticizing Kai Winn for her proposal to ban any Cardassians from emigrating to Bajor. Recently a Cardassian spy was apprehended while attempting to damage the Wormhole. Kai Winn is merely pointing out the obvious that Cardassians are known spies and saboteurs. The Federation accused her of racism. I do not understand humans sometimes.

Anyways, my torpedo tubes are empty. Today is a good day to die.

Haha. YES!

Dunno if you saw, but I threw this up on the Star Trek thread.

Eating Jumja Sticks on Deep Space Nine

Yesterday my wife Jadzia made gagh for dinner. The worms were very good and very fresh. I'm a huge fan of gagh, it's very filling. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of prune juice. Prune juice is my favorite human drink. It is a warrior's drink.

I went to the holosuite and activated Klingon Calisthenics Program #34. The simulated Nausicaans are a formidable challenge. Combat was primarily with the d'k tahg, although at the higher a levels, a bat'leth was necessary. I advanced to level 27 until the Ferengi informed me that my allotted time was finished. It was glorious.

I paid homage to Kahless the Unforgettable. I sang The Warrior's Anthem with puffed out chest. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy Romulan. I thanked Kahless for many battles in my life. For instance, its nice to transport aboard a Jem'Hadar attack cruiser and slay their First. Lots of people aren't so fortunate. They lack a warrior's spirit. I'm just glad I wasn't born on Betazed.

I went to bed at 2200 hours. I dreamed of of the time every character on the holodeck turned into Lt. Commander Data. It was most...bizarre.

I woke up at 0600 hours and drank a freshly replicated raktajino. Then I read the daily briefing. Constable Odo reported 3 cases of theft on the Promenade, including one incident at the Bajoran Shrine. Only one of the perpetrators has been caught so far. I doubt his punishment will be severe. The Federation is very lenient when it comes to crime.

I turned on the Federation News Service. The Federation media is criticizing Kai Winn for her proposal to ban any Cardassians from emigrating to Bajor. Recently a Cardassian spy was apprehended while attempting to damage the Wormhole. Kai Winn is merely pointing out the obvious that Cardassians are known spies and saboteurs. The Federation accused her of racism. I do not understand humans sometimes.

Anyways, my torpedo tubes are empty. Today is a good day to die.

Links to this blog please 

Eating Pigeon Pie in King's Landing

Yesterday the serving wench brought me a plate of plate of roast venison. It was delicious. Not too gamey. It sure beats roasted snake. I washed the vittles down with several goblets of Dornish wine. Dornish wine is my favorite wine. It's got some bite, just like their women.

In the square a theater troupe was performing something about the death of Joffrey. The play got some things wrong, mostly that Joffrey was quite the little shit. But the girl playing Cersei had a nice pair on her, so I'll give it that.

I muttered some thanks to The Seven. It's no surprise. I'm not some filthy Dothraki. In my line of work you can meet your end at any time. Best to try to stay on the good side of whoever is in charge. Lot's of people aren't as fortunate as I am. I'm just glad I wasn't born a Meereenese slave.

I passed out at 2AM. I dreamt of that Sand Snake girl's breasts. I was just about to touch them when both of my hands turned to gold. That was not a good dream.

I woke up when the sun hit my face and drank my morning ale. A raven had arrived with gossip from across the sea. It sounded like a bunch of nonsense. A dwarf in bed with the Mother of Dragons and a Harpy. Those people in Essos are strange, but at least they generally keep a lid on things.

Travelers from the North brought some news. Alliser Thorne is saying that his beautiful wall will keep our kingdoms safe. Furthermore, he's going to make the wall even taller and he'll make Mance Rayder pay for it. Some bloke named Jon Snow is apparently challenging him over this and calling him a racist. I don't understand. Wildlings are thieves, murderers, and rapists, and some, I assume, are good people. Alliser Thorne is only doing what is right.

Anyways, my sword and dagger need sharpening. Fight to win.

Eating Pigeon Pie in King's Landing

Yesterday the serving wench brought me a plate of plate of roast venison. It was delicious. Not too gamey. It sure beats roasted snake. I washed the vittles down with several goblets of Dornish wine. Dornish wine is my favorite wine. It's got some bite, just like their women.

In the square a theater troupe was performing something about the death of Joffrey. The play got some things wrong, mostly that Joffrey was quite the little shit. But the girl playing Cersei had a nice pair on her, so I'll give it that.

I muttered some thanks to The Seven. It's no surprise. I'm not some filthy Dothraki. In my line of work you can meet your end at any time. Best to try to stay on the good side of whoever is in charge. Lot's of people aren't as fortunate as I am. I'm just glad I wasn't born a Meereenese slave.

I passed out at 2AM. I dreamt of that Sand Snake girl's breasts. I was just about to touch them when both of my hands turned to gold. That was not a good dream.

I woke up when the sun hit my face and drank my morning ale. A raven had arrived with gossip from across the sea. It sounded like a bunch of nonsense. A dwarf in bed with the Mother of Dragons and a Harpy. Those people in Essos are strange, but at least they generally keep a lid on things.

Travelers from the North brought some news. Alliser Thorne is saying that his beautiful wall will keep our kingdoms safe. Furthermore, he's going to make the wall even taller and he'll make Mance Rayder pay for it. Some bloke named Jon Snow is apparently challenging him over this and calling him a racist. I don't understand. Wildlings are thieves, murderers, and rapists, and some, I assume, are good people. Alliser Thorne is only doing what is right.

Anyways, my sword and dagger need sharpening. Fight to win.

3/10 not enough grease dribbling down chins

Yeah, I'll admit that this one was a little more difficult. It had elements of a good one, but it couldn't quite come together. We have our good days and our bad.

My quiver is just about empty on these. I was thinking of perhaps a North Korea one but the references would be too obscure. Only other one I could do is maybe Deadwood but that would really be hard to get the lexicon and syntax down. Maybe Firefly?

I'd like to kindly request one about Firefly...

How y'all write so good? 

I'd like to kindly request one about Firefly...

How y'all write so good? 

Lol, thanks, I think, but as you can see there's no real skill. His blog is basically an entertaining repeating Madlib. Just replace certain lines with elements from your favorite fictional universe and there it is. Basically you need some sort of distinctive food, some sort of theatrical element, religion, a dream, and two news stories, one of which should parallel contemporary real-world news.

I also thought of a terrorist one, but that would probably get this thread banned. I'm no Marvel/DC fan, but I imagine there is someone out there who could that off. Same for Harry Potter or Twilight or Walking Dead or Battlestar Galactica or something like that.

Firefly would be fun, but it would also be a challenge because the only character that it would probably work for is Jayne and the universe is thin because of so little material.

Give it a try!

Thanks for both the kind and unkind feedback. Much appreciated. I try not to take myself too seriously.

My blog is just a basic formula.

1st paragraph is about food.

2nd paragraph is about television.

3rd paragraph is prayer time.

4th paragraph is dreamtime (if applicable).

5th paragraph is bathroom and Korean news story.

6th paragraph is American news story.

And the 7th paragraph is a blessing to the readers.

Cheers.

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Korean professor forces student to eat feces.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/two-koreans-arrested-for-falsely-outing.html

Two Koreans arrested for being naughty on Instagram.