Eating Dog In Korea Blog

Thanks for both the kind and unkind feedback. Much appreciated. I try not to take myself too seriously.

My blog is just a basic formula.

1st paragraph is about food.

2nd paragraph is about television.

3rd paragraph is prayer time.

4th paragraph is dreamtime (if applicable).

5th paragraph is bathroom and Korean news story.

6th paragraph is American news story.

And the 7th paragraph is a blessing to the readers.

Cheers.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/top-court-confirms-jail-term-for.html

Korean professor forces student to eat feces.

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Nothing wrong with repetitive and formulaic. Yes its nice to watch Breaking Bad, but I also enjoy the steady rhythms of Law&Order or Dragnet or in the case of a print column, such noted scribes as Smoove B, Jim Anchower, and Gorzo the Mighty.

Thanks for both the kind and unkind feedback. Much appreciated. I try not to take myself too seriously.

My blog is just a basic formula.

1st paragraph is about food.

2nd paragraph is about television.

3rd paragraph is prayer time.

4th paragraph is dreamtime (if applicable).

5th paragraph is bathroom and Korean news story.

6th paragraph is American news story.

And the 7th paragraph is a blessing to the readers.

Cheers.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/top-court-confirms-jail-term-for.html

Korean professor forces student to eat feces.

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Nothing wrong with repetitive and formulaic. Yes its nice to watch Breaking Bad, but I also enjoy the steady rhythms of Law&Order or Dragnet or in the case of a print column, such noted scribes as Smoove B, Jim Anchower, and Gorzo the Mighty.

Thanks again.

Cheers.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/man-nabbed-for-masturbating-at-womens.html

Man caught masturbating at a women's university.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/gray-crime-wave-looms-in-korea.html

The elderly are committing lots of crime in Korea.

Yeah, I'll admit that this one was a little more difficult. It had elements of a good one, but it couldn't quite come together. We have our good days and our bad.

My quiver is just about empty on these. I was thinking of perhaps a North Korea one but the references would be too obscure. Only other one I could do is maybe Deadwood but that would really be hard to get the lexicon and syntax down. Maybe Firefly?

I bowed to the pictures of the great leader and the dear leader, after all, i'm not some Jesus freak nut job.

That would work.

This blog is actually pretty interesting! I like how you have a formula that you follow 

Thanks for the kind words.

Cheers.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/4-found-dead-in-apparent-joint-suicide.html

Four dead in Ansan.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/foreigners-blamed-for-jeju-crime-wave.html

Foreigners blamed for Jeju crime wave.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/foreigners-blamed-for-jeju-crime-wave.html

Foreigners blamed for Jeju crime wave.

I'd like to hear more about your Popeye's chicken dream~

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/first-comfort-women-statue-to-be.html

First comfort women statue in Europe.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/foreigners-blamed-for-jeju-crime-wave.html

Foreigners blamed for Jeju crime wave.

I'd like to hear more about your Popeye's chicken dream~

I can't remember all the dreams too well. They emerge as fragments. Last night, I dreamt about being at the train station. Again, all that's left is a fragment.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/first-comfort-women-statue-to-be.html

Hey.  Your blog is cool.  I just wish at the bottom of your blog you would put links to your news articles so that I could read and enjoy the news during my bathroom breaks too.

Hey.  Your blog is cool.  I just wish at the bottom of your blog you would put links to your news articles so that I could read and enjoy the news during my bathroom breaks too.

I've been thinking about providing links. No kidding. But I can't be bothered. Maybe I will in the future.

Cheers.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/first-comfort-women-statue-to-be.html

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/woman-accused-of-sharing-photos-of.html

Korean woman arrested for misusing Instagram.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/man-throws-hot-ramen-at-disrespectful.html

Man throws hot noodles in clerk's face.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/not-so-holier-than-thou-religious.html

Religious leaders committed over 5000 crimes in Korea.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/army-plans-to-bombard-north-korea-with.html

Korean Army bombarding North Korea with Kpop

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/students-angry-at-school-order-to-stay.html

Students angry about being forced to stay at school during earthquakes

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/chinese-tourists-arrested-over-attack.html

Chinese Tourists attack Koreans on Jeju.

http://eatingdoginkorea.blogspot.kr/2016/09/more-police-officers-commit-suicide.html

Korean cops tend to kill themselves from time to time.