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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9260 on: December 11, 2018, 12:34:58 pm »
It's winter and as usual everyone complaining how cold is inside. Yes, well maybe it wouldn't be cold if people built buildings with insulation and stopped opening doors and windows.

The classic these days are teachers who open the door (classroom or office) and just stand in the doorway waiting/looking for someone. 

Also I've resigned myself to the fact that my students will never close a door behind them even when reminded a million times.  I can just hear the voice of my mum..."Where you born in a barn?!!!"  :laugh:

The Korean version:

Do you have a long tail?


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9261 on: December 11, 2018, 02:36:25 pm »
I'd like to rant about foreigners that dress like they came out of donkey kong's @ss


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9262 on: December 11, 2018, 02:40:04 pm »
I'd like to rant about foreigners that dress like they came out of donkey kong's @ss

I am genuinely curious what that looks like.


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9263 on: December 11, 2018, 03:21:16 pm »
I'd like to rant about foreigners that dress like they came out of donkey kong's @ss

I am genuinely curious what that looks like.

I'd assume they'd only be wearing a tie and be covered in hairy poo
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9264 on: December 11, 2018, 03:44:07 pm »
You knows it's bad in your building when you look forward to coming to school to find some quiet time.  Yet another weekend my c*k sucking neighbor had the music cranked for 12+ hours, Sat. and Sun.  The topper was having to listen to him rabbit f*ck some girl in the building.  But this usually only lasts a good 5~10 mins.  Yay for me, but kina sad for her!

So, um, would you like a biology lesson?

Or maybe a lesson on how not to use insults traditionally aimed at hurting LGBT people, especially when they don't even apply?

How is my rant in anyway geared toward the LGBT community?  Ya know what?  I don't even wanna know nor do I even care.  Be gone troll.

My guess is the c*ck sucking part in that there is nothing wrong with sucking some c*ck.

 :rolleyes:  Regardless of what people say, there's someone some where, that will be offended.  If I would have called the person a 'jerk',  would I have to worry about a physics major being offended?  "It's a rate of change of acceleration!  NOT A PERSON!"  I'm waiting for PETA to come rushing in and tell me I'm encouraging the rape of innocent bunnies by using the line 'rabbit f*ck"...    :rolleyes:

I am sorry that you chose to defensively double down on your ignorance and throw a little tantrum.

Please do not use hurtful, homophobioc language. I don't understand why you are throwing a wobbly over this.

What a shame that people like you go into education.


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9265 on: December 11, 2018, 04:02:34 pm »
I hate ads.

I report every single ad that appears on my Facebook profile as 'sexually explicit'. Every single one.

FB will send me a notification every single day saying 'we have reviewed your report' blah blah blah. But they only ever do this when it's a small time advertiser. I've never had a FB response from one of the big companies' advert reports. Seems like they have special treatment for the big boys. This bothers me, but not as much as the ads themselves.

Those ads when you are watching a video.... ooooh. I deleted the app after I saw that shit.

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9266 on: December 11, 2018, 04:13:44 pm »
I hate ads.

I report every single ad that appears on my Facebook profile as 'sexually explicit'. Every single one.

FB will send me a notification every single day saying 'we have reviewed your report' blah blah blah. But they only ever do this when it's a small time advertiser. I've never had a FB response from one of the big companies' advert reports. Seems like they have special treatment for the big boys. This bothers me, but not as much as the ads themselves.

Those ads when you are watching a video.... ooooh. I deleted the app after I saw that shit.
Perhaps they have already reviewed it?

Would you pay a monthly subscription for FB?


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9267 on: December 11, 2018, 04:30:10 pm »
I hate ads.

I report every single ad that appears on my Facebook profile as 'sexually explicit'. Every single one.

FB will send me a notification every single day saying 'we have reviewed your report' blah blah blah. But they only ever do this when it's a small time advertiser. I've never had a FB response from one of the big companies' advert reports. Seems like they have special treatment for the big boys. This bothers me, but not as much as the ads themselves.

Those ads when you are watching a video.... ooooh. I deleted the app after I saw that shit.

"I use a free service and then there are ads? Why is this happening to me?"

I will never understand this argument. Same with youtube, "The ads are annoying!!"

You watch as many videos as you want for free. Suck it up.
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9268 on: December 11, 2018, 06:43:57 pm »
Anyone come across the youtube ad playing recently of an older Korean lady eating some crunchy fried chicken with her mouth open? Horrific. I reported that shit and went to the video page itself and left a rude comment.
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9269 on: December 12, 2018, 08:58:16 am »
I hate ads.

I report every single ad that appears on my Facebook profile as 'sexually explicit'. Every single one.

FB will send me a notification every single day saying 'we have reviewed your report' blah blah blah. But they only ever do this when it's a small time advertiser. I've never had a FB response from one of the big companies' advert reports. Seems like they have special treatment for the big boys. This bothers me, but not as much as the ads themselves.

Those ads when you are watching a video.... ooooh. I deleted the app after I saw that shit.

"I use a free service and then there are ads? Why is this happening to me?"

I will never understand this argument. Same with youtube, "The ads are annoying!!"

You watch as many videos as you want for free. Suck it up.

Firstly please don't use vulgar language discriminating the LGBT community.  :rolleyes: :laugh:

Secondly, I was complaining about the reporting of ads not the fact that there are ads. Facebook isn't free. They sell my data and I don't receive any compensation for it. They owe me money not ads.
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9270 on: December 12, 2018, 09:16:15 am »
I hate ads.

I report every single ad that appears on my Facebook profile as 'sexually explicit'. Every single one.

FB will send me a notification every single day saying 'we have reviewed your report' blah blah blah. But they only ever do this when it's a small time advertiser. I've never had a FB response from one of the big companies' advert reports. Seems like they have special treatment for the big boys. This bothers me, but not as much as the ads themselves.

Those ads when you are watching a video.... ooooh. I deleted the app after I saw that shit.

"I use a free service and then there are ads? Why is this happening to me?"

I will never understand this argument. Same with youtube, "The ads are annoying!!"

You watch as many videos as you want for free. Suck it up.

Firstly please don't use vulgar language discriminating the LGBT community.  :rolleyes: :laugh:

Secondly, I was complaining about the reporting of ads not the fact that there are ads. Facebook isn't free. They sell my data and I don't receive any compensation for it. They owe me money not ads.

No.

You give them your data in exchange for memes.


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9271 on: December 12, 2018, 09:19:50 am »
lol

I would much rather pay a subscription than have to see an ad. I really mean that.

Ads are like those people that write: 'I know you won't read this' CORRECT! I won't read it.

Or

Please like and subscribe within the first minute or more than once on any Youtube video gets an instant dislike from me.  :evil:

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9272 on: December 12, 2018, 09:34:35 am »
Please like and subscribe within the first minute or more than once on any Youtube video gets an instant dislike from me.  :evil:

A video on how to create a pool from some garbage bags, interesting.

"Hey guys, Freddy here with THE SUPER AMAZING CHANNEL. I Know y'all love my content so I wanna remind you to subscribe and SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!" *continues for 3 mins*

Where the f is the pool? *click x"
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9273 on: December 12, 2018, 09:58:26 am »
Please like and subscribe within the first minute or more than once on any Youtube video gets an instant dislike from me.  :evil:

A video on how to create a pool from some garbage bags, interesting.

"Hey guys, Freddy here with THE SUPER AMAZING CHANNEL. I Know y'all love my content so I wanna remind you to subscribe and SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!" *continues for 3 mins*

Where the f is the pool? *click x"

Smash the like button is an instant dislike as well. Well pointed out.

Those people that play an animation on their video with their mouse scrolling over to the subscribe button and then the bell notification button also earn an instant dislike.
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9274 on: December 12, 2018, 12:06:09 pm »
I really don't mind the constant "Do you have a girlfriend?" question being asked by Koreans (save the time that it was the immediate follow-up to when the taxi driver asked me where I was going), but what gets me is when you say "No" and they ask "Why?"

It's already awkward enough, but it gets even more so if the answer is:

  • I recently broke up.
  • My partner died.
  • I don't want a relationship.

Bet they'd stop asking then (or at least, I'd hope).
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9275 on: December 12, 2018, 12:08:57 pm »
I really don't mind the constant "Do you have a girlfriend?" question being asked by Koreans (save the time that it was the immediate follow-up to when the taxi driver asked me where I was going), but what gets me is when you say "No" and they ask "Why?"

It's already awkward enough, but it gets even more so if the answer is:

  • I recently broke up.
  • My partner died.
  • I don't want a relationship.

Bet they'd stop asking then (or at least, I'd hope).

Just have a policy of lying automatically about any questions related to your private life, coming from people who don't matter.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9276 on: December 12, 2018, 12:25:28 pm »
I really don't mind the constant "Do you have a girlfriend?" question being asked by Koreans (save the time that it was the immediate follow-up to when the taxi driver asked me where I was going), but what gets me is when you say "No" and they ask "Why?"

It's already awkward enough, but it gets even more so if the answer is:

  • I recently broke up.
  • My partner died.
  • I don't want a relationship.

Bet they'd stop asking then (or at least, I'd hope).

Answer them with the same question:

Korean: Do you gave a girlfriend?

Real person: Do you have a girlfriend / boyfriend?  (Imply homosexuality if you feel mischievious, watch them squirm)


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9277 on: December 12, 2018, 12:35:10 pm »
I really don't mind the constant "Do you have a girlfriend?" question being asked by Koreans (save the time that it was the immediate follow-up to when the taxi driver asked me where I was going), but what gets me is when you say "No" and they ask "Why?"

It's already awkward enough, but it gets even more so if the answer is:

  • I recently broke up.
  • My partner died.
  • I don't want a relationship.

Bet they'd stop asking then (or at least, I'd hope).

Answer them with the same question:

Korean: Do you gave a girlfriend?

Real person: Do you have a girlfriend / boyfriend?  (Imply homosexuality if you feel mischievious, watch them squirm)

Genius. Simply genius.
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9278 on: December 12, 2018, 12:37:36 pm »
I really don't mind the constant "Do you have a girlfriend?" question being asked by Koreans (save the time that it was the immediate follow-up to when the taxi driver asked me where I was going), but what gets me is when you say "No" and they ask "Why?"

It's already awkward enough, but it gets even more so if the answer is:

  • I recently broke up.
  • My partner died.
  • I don't want a relationship.

Bet they'd stop asking then (or at least, I'd hope).

Just have a policy of lying automatically about any questions related to your private life, coming from people who don't matter.

Taxi driver: Where are you from?  (in Korean)
Me: Thank you.
Taxi driver: Where are you from? (again in Korean)
Me: Kaenchanmayo

Peace and quiet.
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #9279 on: December 12, 2018, 01:37:35 pm »
Peace and quiet because of bafflement of what "kaenchanmayo" is I'd think.