RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0

I have 8 lessons across 2 schools and an intense 회식 tomorrow.

I hear that the best time to do *all* your lesson planning is  directly after a super intense 회식! 

@ Waygook.org user CO2 - my advice?

Just be chill. There's literally no reason you can't be civil to her. You seem like kind of an emotional guy, which is cool, but always good to be able to keep your feelings under control for practical purposes.

Yeah she kind of boned you with the whole breaking up with you after you moved here, but that was like, four years ago? And you were both (I'm assuming) in your early 20s when that happens, which is when lots of people do lots of unfortunate things, despite being at heart generally decent humans.

Hahaha, this made me laugh. (미국인병 made me revisit this from the Cass Thread)

I actually saw her on Halloween, she was with my mate. We talked for like 3 hours? She's alright. It was nice to see her, honestly. She apologised for crushing me and I apologised for dicking around in Canada a little longer than I should have. We're good. 

I would have held onto that anger a little longer. **** that. At the airport. Go **** yourself lady.

I would have held onto that anger a little longer. **** that. At the airport. Go **** yourself lady.

Hahaha, I can understand what you're saying. Call it Canadian forgiveness. I've had a good 5 years here and they wouldn't have happened without her. I'm saying this in more of a causal sense than a genuine forgive her, she's amazing sense. 

I would have held onto that anger a little longer. **** that. At the airport. Go **** yourself lady.

Hahaha, I can understand what you're saying. Call it Canadian forgiveness. I've had a good 5 years here and they wouldn't have happened without her. I'm saying this in more of a causal sense than a genuine forgive her, she's amazing sense. 

Yeah, wouldja have even met hot Indo girl if not for all that? 

All good things in time, or some shite like that?  Ah, curse my romantic heart.  I need to meet more people.

I would have held onto that anger a little longer. **** that. At the airport. Go **** yourself lady.

Hahaha, I can understand what you're saying. Call it Canadian forgiveness. I've had a good 5 years here and they wouldn't have happened without her. I'm saying this in more of a causal sense than a genuine forgive her, she's amazing sense. 

Yeah, wouldja have even met hot Indo girl if not for all that? 

All good things in time, or some shite like that?  Ah, curse my romantic heart.  I need to meet more people.

Hot Indo Girl. hahaha, I guess I do call her that. No, I suppose I wouldn't. If I'd stayed in Toronto, maybe I'd be a famous actor by now.

But who knows? All I do is follow my bloody romantic heart wherever it leads me and hope for the best. 

WHY??? Why when hangeulising English words for lyrics does the second ㄹ get used?

Reindeer =/= 레인디얼

Rain deal? What?

티철? WTF is that? 어 covers an R sound well enough (alhtough it's still not precise, but hey, we're dealing with two different languages here.)

But the worst? 폴 for................ .. well, for. Pole? Paul? Nope, for. Pole the pollowing reejohns........... ....

OI VEY

I would have held onto that anger a little longer. **** that. At the airport. Go **** yourself lady.

Hahaha, I can understand what you're saying. Call it Canadian forgiveness. I've had a good 5 years here and they wouldn't have happened without her. I'm saying this in more of a causal sense than a genuine forgive her, she's amazing sense. 

Yeah, wouldja have even met hot Indo girl if not for all that? 

All good things in time, or some shite like that?  Ah, curse my romantic heart.  I need to meet more people.

Hot Indo Girl. hahaha, I guess I do call her that. No, I suppose I wouldn't. If I'd stayed in Toronto, maybe I'd be a famous actor by now.

But who knows? All I do is follow my bloody romantic heart wherever it leads me and hope for the best. 

In spite of recent angst, I like to believe everything works out in the end.  And that I'm where I'm meant to be at the moment, even if life feels a bit rough at present.

Here's hoping we find our happy endings~

Here's hoping we find our happy endings~

I've heard Thailand is a good place for that.

Here's hoping we find our happy endings~

I've heard Thailand is a good place for that.

Way to ruin the sentiment, you old nutter.

Here's hoping we find our happy endings~

I've heard Thailand is a good place for that.

Here's hoping we find our happy endings~

I've heard Thailand is a good place for that.

Have you seen the TV series Happy Endings? If you haven't you should check it out.

I want to take some kids by the shoulders sometimes and just shake them and say

  No one, NO ONE, wants to hear whatever the FUK noise that was that just came out of your mouth. NO ONE

  BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH BAH BAH (at full volume and full vibrato)

Seriously. And nothing gets done from any Korean teacher.

  They're just kids.

Can these f*cking cavemen knock on the door before entering?

I'm getting pretty tired of having a mini heart attack every time these teachers barge in (probably to take something out the classroom), and get a fright that an English teacher is in the English classroom.

Can these f*cking cavemen knock on the door before entering?

I'm getting pretty tired of having a mini heart attack every time these teachers barge in (probably to take something out the classroom), and get a fright that an English teacher is in the English classroom.

Classic.

The fire extinguisher dude did that to me the other day. After cleaning up my soiled underpants I said 'Hello' and he just ignored me so I gave him the middle finger behind his back when he bent down to check the fire extinguisher. Quite enjoyed it.

5:50am wake up well before my alarm to the sound of someone hacking up phlegm and what i guess to be a few rotten bits of cancerous lung tissue in the street below.
stomachache from the chicken i shared with my coteacher last night. she's probably fine but i'm basically pissing out of my ass. bathroom is freezing and still wet from last night's shower.
finish and turn on the shower again, a mosquito appears out of no where and after a few fruitless attempts to kill it, it's disappears into nothingness. finish shower, get ready and go outside.
inhale the crisp winter air - the smell of all my neighbor's morning bowel movements hits me smack in the face and i'm not even near a sewer. it literally smells like the insides of their intestines or something.
walk a little bit farther and the scent of (probably lung-hacking man's) piss wafts up from a wet spot on the wall.
i bury my face into my scarf and look down at the ground littered in "massage" business cards and oh look - an open and dirty brown pantyliner.
reach the corner to find a bunch of young guys huddled around smoking. not a breath of fresh air yet.
make it to the main road, an old man is peeing on the grass in full view of everyone. isn't he cold??
get to work, stomach still hurts. use the freezing bathroom again - not a single faucet has hot water. hands are frozen but at least clean.
sit down, mosquito bites on my neck and stomach start to itch. the office wont let us turn our heat on over 20.

i am so tired of this place i am counting down the days! i swear i will never take my previous lifestyle back home for granted ever again.

Where do you work? 

We also don't have hot water, makes washing your hands properly quite painful. And the heating is locked at 18 degrees. The hallways are like walk-in fridges.

We have dinner tonight, and I would really rather not awkwardly sit on the floor eating mediocre Korean food (can't we ever have something different?) for three hours listening to people fake laugh, but here we go.

Found another bite, this time on my boob. 

What's his name? 

i'm starting to get super pissed off about the lack of RAM in the computers here. no wonder they're so slow and grind to a halt anytime you try and do just about anything.

when my computer is idle, with nothing open, the RAM usage sits around 60%

it's insane. and that usage is probably all these stupid plug-ins and korean security programs you have to install, that can't be uninstalled.