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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6220 on: July 28, 2017, 07:53:31 am »
i don't know why they don't put the sauce in a small separate bowl so you can dip the doncass in it, and it doesn't get all sloppy after the first 20 seconds


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6221 on: July 28, 2017, 08:21:45 am »
Random rant- S'mores are disgusting. Diabetes between two graham crackers that turns into a goopy pile of crap that makes everyone sticky and messy. You're already out camping and haven't properly bathed for 24 hours with piss poor hygiene, now you want to add sticky sugar to your hands and wash it off with a few splashes of Aquafina?

Right up there with other disgusting trash foods like peanut butter cups, Doritos, Snickers pie, and frosting on cake.

You must be a bundle of joy on a camping trip.

Just toss him some Reece's Pieces, he'll be okay. He just needs his own kind of trash so he doesn't feel left out in the garbage fun.

What? You think most people actually want to sit around a camp fire eating nasty ass smores and listening to some idiot on an acoustic guitar? Not even the 5 blunts you rolled can cure that. If someone does that, that's when you say eff it and grab everyone and go off to the nearest podunk bar and see what happens. No, you want to get drunk on cheap beer and whiskey, head down to the beach, screw, blast good music, hop on the pontoon boat and party with other boats, etc.

But back to S'mores- I'm not 6 years old anymore. A mass of sugar between two graham crackers does not sound appetizing in the least. Why don't you go fish or hunt some bullfrogs or find some mushrooms or some wild asparagus so we can actually have real food?

An yes, Reese's Pieces are sublime, but for effs sake people get over the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. If those, Toblerones, and Ferreros are your idea of good chocolate....blech.

Smores and Peanut Butter Cups....I just don't see it.

And yes, brown sauce on your delivered and now spongy donkassu is sadness delivered to your home. Brown sauce on the side so the thing stays crispy, please. You can tell which restaurants actually halfway give a shit about their food if they do that by default or not.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6222 on: July 28, 2017, 08:47:35 am »
This guy I'm seeing (Korean) told me I smell like "handmade high quality soup." Now my Western perspective takes this as...not a good thing. But he insists it's a compliment and, in fact, romantic.

I can kind of see why that would be true but has anyone ever heard this before?



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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6223 on: July 28, 2017, 09:53:42 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Not just soup. Handmade, high quality soup.
Kpip! - Martin 2018


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6224 on: July 28, 2017, 10:25:58 am »
i don't know why they don't put the sauce in a small separate bowl so you can dip the doncass in it, and it doesn't get all sloppy after the first 20 seconds

Japanese shops do this, but they tend not to give enough sauce :rolleyes:

This guy I'm seeing (Korean) told me I smell like "handmade high quality soup." Now my Western perspective takes this as...not a good thing. But he insists it's a compliment and, in fact, romantic.

I can kind of see why that would be true but has anyone ever heard this before?

Don't judge him so harshly before considering the alternatives.

"You smell like an Irish spring!"


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6225 on: July 28, 2017, 10:37:29 am »
This guy I'm seeing (Korean) told me I smell like "handmade high quality soup." Now my Western perspective takes this as...not a good thing. But he insists it's a compliment and, in fact, romantic.

I can kind of see why that would be true but has anyone ever heard this before?


Did you ask him what kind of soup? 

Big difference between a nice cream soup or a... kimchi jiggae...  :afro:


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6226 on: July 28, 2017, 10:39:35 am »
A good cheese dongass ruined by an obscene amount of sauce layered on top :cry:

dongass dongass dongass

 :laugh: :laugh:

dongass all mayo??  :-*


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6227 on: July 28, 2017, 10:43:15 am »
What? You think most people actually want to sit around a camp fire eating nasty ass smores and listening to some idiot on an acoustic guitar? Not even the 5 blunts you rolled can cure that. If someone does that, that's when you say eff it and grab everyone and go off to the nearest podunk bar and see what happens. No, you want to get drunk on cheap beer and whiskey, head down to the beach, screw, blast good music, hop on the pontoon boat and party with other boats, etc.

But back to S'mores- I'm not 6 years old anymore. A mass of sugar between two graham crackers does not sound appetizing in the least. Why don't you go fish or hunt some bullfrogs or find some mushrooms or some wild asparagus so we can actually have real food?

An yes, Reese's Pieces are sublime, but for effs sake people get over the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. If those, Toblerones, and Ferreros are your idea of good chocolate....blech.

Smores and Peanut Butter Cups....I just don't see it.

You know what would go well with that fish and wild asparagus?

S'mores. :)

But it doesn't end there.

Toss in campfire biscuits with honey butter, and make some hot chocolate or tea, too. Yum.

You can spike your hot chocolate if you want.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6228 on: July 28, 2017, 10:49:45 am »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Not just soup. Handmade, high quality soup.

It gets better! He also added, "Not the kind you buy at the market."


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6229 on: July 28, 2017, 10:51:14 am »
got served a brocolli, tomato, orange, banana, chicken and green leaf salad, with a sesame dressing at a restaurant yesterday  :huh:


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6230 on: July 28, 2017, 10:51:49 am »
This guy I'm seeing (Korean) told me I smell like "handmade high quality soup." Now my Western perspective takes this as...not a good thing. But he insists it's a compliment and, in fact, romantic.

I can kind of see why that would be true but has anyone ever heard this before?


Did you ask him what kind of soup? 

Big difference between a nice cream soup or a... kimchi jiggae...  :afro:

lol yes I said that it wouldn't be considered a compliment where I'm from because soup doesn't smell good (you know, on a person) and then he was like "There are many good soup smells in Korea."

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6231 on: July 28, 2017, 10:57:40 am »
A good cheese dongass ruined by an obscene amount of sauce layered on top :cry:

dongass dongass dongass

 :laugh: :laugh:

dongass all mayo??  :-*

teriyaki


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6232 on: July 28, 2017, 11:03:00 am »
lol yes I said that it wouldn't be considered a compliment where I'm from because soup doesn't smell good (you know, on a person) and then he was like "There are many good soup smells in Korea."

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Most people in general don't want to smell like any kind of food, including Koreans. I'd even have to say ESPECIALLY Koreans. Unless it's something sweet, like cookies. Or some other things.

Maybe he should take you somewhere to experience this soup that supposedly smells good on a person. xD
« Last Edit: July 28, 2017, 04:06:37 pm by Chinguetti »


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6233 on: July 28, 2017, 11:15:17 am »
oh, he really said SOUP!? I thought you had just misspelled SOAP.

청국장? :shocked:

Perhaps his pronunciation is a little off...

Whatever it is, he likes it! ;D
« Last Edit: July 28, 2017, 11:19:26 am by donovan »


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6234 on: July 28, 2017, 11:16:43 am »
Random rant- S'mores are disgusting. Diabetes between two graham crackers that turns into a goopy pile of crap that makes everyone sticky and messy. You're already out camping and haven't properly bathed for 24 hours with piss poor hygiene, now you want to add sticky sugar to your hands and wash it off with a few splashes of Aquafina?

Right up there with other disgusting trash foods like peanut butter cups, Doritos, Snickers pie, and frosting on cake.

You must be a bundle of joy on a camping trip.

Just toss him some Reece's Pieces, he'll be okay. He just needs his own kind of trash so he doesn't feel left out in the garbage fun.

What? You think most people actually want to sit around a camp fire eating nasty ass smores and listening to some idiot on an acoustic guitar? Not even the 5 blunts you rolled can cure that. If someone does that, that's when you say eff it and grab everyone and go off to the nearest podunk bar and see what happens. No, you want to get drunk on cheap beer and whiskey, head down to the beach, screw, blast good music, hop on the pontoon boat and party with other boats, etc.

But back to S'mores- I'm not 6 years old anymore. A mass of sugar between two graham crackers does not sound appetizing in the least. Why don't you go fish or hunt some bullfrogs or find some mushrooms or some wild asparagus so we can actually have real food?

An yes, Reese's Pieces are sublime, but for effs sake people get over the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. If those, Toblerones, and Ferreros are your idea of good chocolate....blech.

Smores and Peanut Butter Cups....I just don't see it.

And yes, brown sauce on your delivered and now spongy donkassu is sadness delivered to your home. Brown sauce on the side so the thing stays crispy, please. You can tell which restaurants actually halfway give a shit about their food if they do that by default or not.

Damn man. You need that guy in the other thread to bring extra pills for you?


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6235 on: July 28, 2017, 11:28:09 am »
oh, he really said SOUP!? I thought you had just misspelled SOAP.

청국장? :shocked:

Perhaps his pronunciation is a little off...

Whatever it is, he likes it! ;D

omg now I'm reconsidering this whole thing...maybe he is misspelling "soap" because I WILL HAVE WAYGOOK DOT ORG USERS know that I smell good okay :(


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6236 on: July 28, 2017, 11:35:42 am »
oh, he really said SOUP!? I thought you had just misspelled SOAP.

청국장? :shocked:

Perhaps his pronunciation is a little off...

Whatever it is, he likes it! ;D

omg now I'm reconsidering this whole thing...maybe he is misspelling "soap" because I WILL HAVE WAYGOOK DOT ORG USERS know that I smell good okay :(

It's okay. I smell like doankas and mayonnaise. :undecided:


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6237 on: July 28, 2017, 11:38:24 am »
omg now I'm reconsidering this whole thing...maybe he is misspelling "soap" because I WILL HAVE WAYGOOK DOT ORG USERS know that I smell good okay :(

Let us know which it turns out it is.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6238 on: July 28, 2017, 11:53:03 am »

You know what would go well with that fish and wild asparagus?

S'mores. :)

But it doesn't end there.

Toss in campfire biscuits with honey butter, and make some hot chocolate or tea, too. Yum.

You can spike your hot chocolate if you want.

Some dried fruit and nuts would go well with that fish and asparagus. In fact that would be an almost perfect match.

Menu A: Lake Perch, Fried frog Legs, Wild asparagus and mushrooms, Dried Fruit, Nuts.

Menu B: Hotdogs on a stick, Smores, Camp biscuits and honey butter. Maybe a can of cold Chef Boyardee to liven things up. Semi-melted Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

(Hotdogs and camp biscuits aren't the worst, but geez, you're already getting enough sugar with the honey butter)

I'll spike my hot chocolate by throwing out the powdered Swiss Miss and filling my cup with something useful, like some Rebel Yell or Woodford Reserve.

Instead of smores someone could cut straight to the chase and squeeze Hershey's syrup into their mouth and suckle at a Reddi-Whip teat.


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #6239 on: July 28, 2017, 12:04:22 pm »


What? You think most people actually want to sit around a camp fire eating nasty ass smores and listening to some idiot on an acoustic guitar? Not even the 5 blunts you rolled can cure that. If someone does that, that's when you say eff it and grab everyone and go off to the nearest podunk bar and see what happens. No, you want to get drunk on cheap beer and whiskey, head down to the beach, screw, blast good music, hop on the pontoon boat and party with other boats, etc.

But back to S'mores- I'm not 6 years old anymore. A mass of sugar between two graham crackers does not sound appetizing in the least. Why don't you go fish or hunt some bullfrogs or find some mushrooms or some wild asparagus so we can actually have real food?

An yes, Reese's Pieces are sublime, but for effs sake people get over the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. If those, Toblerones, and Ferreros are your idea of good chocolate....blech.

Smores and Peanut Butter Cups....I just don't see it.

And yes, brown sauce on your delivered and now spongy donkassu is sadness delivered to your home. Brown sauce on the side so the thing stays crispy, please. You can tell which restaurants actually halfway give a shit about their food if they do that by default or not.

You are a miserable old git. There is a small part of me that feels sorry for you at times, because I think you may be a bit of a Billy no-mates. The feeling passes rather quickly.

oh, he really said SOUP!? I thought you had just misspelled SOAP.

청국장? :shocked:

Perhaps his pronunciation is a little off...

Whatever it is, he likes it! ;D

omg now I'm reconsidering this whole thing...maybe he is misspelling "soap" because I WILL HAVE WAYGOOK DOT ORG USERS know that I smell good okay :(

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: surely he means soap. He must mean soap.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh you smell so pretty, I love it when you smell like 쑥국, it's my favourite....grrrr
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