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A good cheese dongass ruined by an obscene amount of sauce layered on top

A good cheese dongass ruined by an obscene amount of sauce layered on top

Totally random. Thanks for keeping in the spirit of the thread sir or madam.

A good cheese dongass ruined by an obscene amount of sauce layered on top

Totally random. Thanks for keeping in the spirit of the thread sir or madam.

Sir or madam is right! Is dongass more or less random than s'mores? Anyway, Random or not, totally relatable, am I right??

A good cheese dongass ruined by an obscene amount of sauce layered on top

Totally random. Thanks for keeping in the spirit of the thread sir or madam.

Sir or madam is right! Is dongass more or less random than s'mores? Anyway, Random or not, totally relatable, am I right??

Why so defensive? I was completely sincere. I didn't see your topic remotely referenced. Since it was a random thought.

Anyways I thought that I was in a thread which dragged mundane issue to the forefront. I apologize for being a bit upity.

Disagree with the cheese dongkas, but that's another thread.

A good cheese dongass ruined by an obscene amount of sauce layered on top

Totally random. Thanks for keeping in the spirit of the thread sir or madam.

Sir or madam is right! Is dongass more or less random than s'mores? Anyway, Random or not, totally relatable, am I right??

Why so defensive? I was completely sincere. I didn't see your topic remotely referenced. Since it was a random thought.

Anyways I thought that I was in a thread which dragged mundane issue to the forefront. I apologize for being a bit upity.

Disagree with the cheese dongkas, but that's another thread.

A good cheese dongass ruined by an obscene amount of sauce layered on top

Totally random. Thanks for keeping in the spirit of the thread sir or madam.

Sir or madam is right! Is dongass more or less random than s'mores? Anyway, Random or not, totally relatable, am I right??

Why so defensive? I was completely sincere. I didn't see your topic remotely referenced. Since it was a random thought.

Anyways I thought that I was in a thread which dragged mundane issue to the forefront. I apologize for being a bit upity.

Disagree with the cheese dongkas, but that's another thread.

Nah, my fault. I honestly wasn't sure how to take your response to my (random) complaint, but I somehow hadn't seen your response to Sir DeMartino's s'mores diatribe. It makes sense to me now, and it was clever (Sir D might say it was funny, but he gets those two mixed up sometimes. ) I thought I had layered my response in an obscene-enough amount of saccarine good-humour to overwhelm the taste of any underlying under-cooked defensiveness, but the dongass (sp?) analogy ends there. So long as Sir D was the ultimate object of censure, I'm on board! I feel like I owe you a drink now...


It must be the heat. Or maybe it's the humidity...)

i don't know why they don't put the sauce in a small separate bowl so you can dip the doncass in it, and it doesn't get all sloppy after the first 20 seconds

Random rant- S'mores are disgusting. Diabetes between two graham crackers that turns into a goopy pile of crap that makes everyone sticky and messy. You're already out camping and haven't properly bathed for 24 hours with piss poor hygiene, now you want to add sticky sugar to your hands and wash it off with a few splashes of Aquafina?

Right up there with other disgusting trash foods like peanut butter cups, Doritos, Snickers pie, and frosting on cake.

You must be a bundle of joy on a camping trip.

Just toss him some Reece's Pieces, he'll be okay. He just needs his own kind of trash so he doesn't feel left out in the garbage fun.

What? You think most people actually want to sit around a camp fire eating nasty ass smores and listening to some idiot on an acoustic guitar? Not even the 5 blunts you rolled can cure that. If someone does that, that's when you say eff it and grab everyone and go off to the nearest podunk bar and see what happens. No, you want to get drunk on cheap beer and whiskey, head down to the beach, screw, blast good music, hop on the pontoon boat and party with other boats, etc.

But back to S'mores- I'm not 6 years old anymore. A mass of sugar between two graham crackers does not sound appetizing in the least. Why don't you go fish or hunt some bullfrogs or find some mushrooms or some wild asparagus so we can actually have real food?

An yes, Reese's Pieces are sublime, but for effs sake people get over the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. If those, Toblerones, and Ferreros are your idea of good chocolate....blech.

Smores and Peanut Butter Cups....I just don't see it.

And yes, brown sauce on your delivered and now spongy donkassu is sadness delivered to your home. Brown sauce on the side so the thing stays crispy, please. You can tell which restaurants actually halfway give a shit about their food if they do that by default or not.

This guy I'm seeing (Korean) told me I smell like "handmade high quality soup." Now my Western perspective takes this as...not a good thing. But he insists it's a compliment and, in fact, romantic.

I can kind of see why that would be true but has anyone ever heard this before?

 

Not just soup. Handmade, high quality soup.

i don't know why they don't put the sauce in a small separate bowl so you can dip the doncass in it, and it doesn't get all sloppy after the first 20 seconds

Japanese shops do this, but they tend not to give enough sauce

This guy I'm seeing (Korean) told me I smell like "handmade high quality soup." Now my Western perspective takes this as...not a good thing. But he insists it's a compliment and, in fact, romantic.

I can kind of see why that would be true but has anyone ever heard this before?

Don't judge him so harshly before considering the alternatives.

"You smell like an Irish spring!"

This guy I'm seeing (Korean) told me I smell like "handmade high quality soup." Now my Western perspective takes this as...not a good thing. But he insists it's a compliment and, in fact, romantic.

I can kind of see why that would be true but has anyone ever heard this before?

Did you ask him what kind of soup? 

Big difference between a nice cream soup or a... kimchi jiggae... 

A good cheese dongass ruined by an obscene amount of sauce layered on top

dongass dongass dongass

 

dongass all mayo?? 

What? You think most people actually want to sit around a camp fire eating nasty ass smores and listening to some idiot on an acoustic guitar? Not even the 5 blunts you rolled can cure that. If someone does that, that's when you say eff it and grab everyone and go off to the nearest podunk bar and see what happens. No, you want to get drunk on cheap beer and whiskey, head down to the beach, screw, blast good music, hop on the pontoon boat and party with other boats, etc.

But back to S'mores- I'm not 6 years old anymore. A mass of sugar between two graham crackers does not sound appetizing in the least. Why don't you go fish or hunt some bullfrogs or find some mushrooms or some wild asparagus so we can actually have real food?

An yes, Reese's Pieces are sublime, but for effs sake people get over the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. If those, Toblerones, and Ferreros are your idea of good chocolate....blech.

Smores and Peanut Butter Cups....I just don't see it.

You know what would go well with that fish and wild asparagus?

S'mores. :)

But it doesn't end there.

Toss in campfire biscuits with honey butter, and make some hot chocolate or tea, too. Yum.

You can spike your hot chocolate if you want.

Not just soup. Handmade, high quality soup.

It gets better! He also added, "Not the kind you buy at the market."

got served a brocolli, tomato, orange, banana, chicken and green leaf salad, with a sesame dressing at a restaurant yesterday 

This guy I'm seeing (Korean) told me I smell like "handmade high quality soup." Now my Western perspective takes this as...not a good thing. But he insists it's a compliment and, in fact, romantic.

I can kind of see why that would be true but has anyone ever heard this before?

Did you ask him what kind of soup? 

Big difference between a nice cream soup or a... kimchi jiggae... 

lol yes I said that it wouldn't be considered a compliment where I'm from because soup doesn't smell good (you know, on a person) and then he was like "There are many good soup smells in Korea."

 

A good cheese dongass ruined by an obscene amount of sauce layered on top

dongass dongass dongass

 

dongass all mayo?? 

teriyaki

lol yes I said that it wouldn't be considered a compliment where I'm from because soup doesn't smell good (you know, on a person) and then he was like "There are many good soup smells in Korea."

 

Most people in general don't want to smell like any kind of food, including Koreans. I'd even have to say ESPECIALLY Koreans. Unless it's something sweet, like cookies. Or some other things.

Maybe he should take you somewhere to experience this soup that supposedly smells good on a person. xD

oh, he really said SOUP!? I thought you had just misspelled SOAP.

청국장?

Perhaps his pronunciation is a little off...

Whatever it is, he likes it!