RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0

Just had the most hellish class. First grade middle school of course. I need to have an arsenal of punishments - I hate being that guy but my god it was miserable.

Arsenal of punishments. I like that!
Here're some of mine:

Minor:
- Stand up and read the next question from the book. Or answer a random question of mine.
- The Glare.
- Rolled eyes and a heavy sigh. Possibly followed by the shaking of my head.
- 10 jumping jacks (I'll often do them with the student. Keeps me limber.)
- Write a target vocabulary sentence on the board. If very unlucky, I will lead the rest of the class in a thorough critique in hand-writing, spelling, and grammar.

Medium:
- Stand up and apologize. In English.
- Stop class to explain infraction. Lecture using the Voice of Disappointment.
- Stop activity and do easier-to-manage book work.
- Have coworker have a little chat with student.
- Stand at their desk for a handful of minutes / confiscate chair.
- Shorten game time / video reward.
- Offending team will have to repeat repetition drills an extra time for the rest of the class to critique.

Major:
- Class puts heads down and sits in utter silence for 60 seconds. Reset clock for any noises.
- Have coworker yell at the little monsters.
- Have student talk with coworker, myself, and homeroom teacher.
- Written apology (several sentences minimum).
- Have student leave class room if unbearably disruptive. Quiet chat after class.
- Extend class-time into break by 3 or 4 minutes.

I would disregard most, if not all of the above.  They aren't "best" practices, so adopting them might not end well.

Considering you noted the issue was the whole class, perhaps you could develop better "hooks" or introductory sets to motivate and focus the students before you begin with the new information.

Also, what attention signals do you use?  If you don't use any, I highly recommend you develop a healthy variety to add to your teaching repertoire to reduce the frequency of these situations and to better solve them when they do.

If these students are coming to you after lunch, recess, P.E., and the like, doing some breathing techniques from yoga (eyes closed)/ "deep breathing" can do wonders.

Best of luck.

Considering you noted the issue was the whole class, perhaps you could develop better "hooks" or introductory sets to motivate and focus the students before you begin with the new information.

Also, what attention signals do you use?  If you don't use any, I highly recommend you develop a healthy variety to add to your teaching repertoire to reduce the frequency of these situations and to better solve them when they do.

If these students are coming to you after lunch, recess, P.E., and the like, doing some breathing techniques from yoga (eyes closed)/ "deep breathing" can do wonders.

Best of luck.

    These are all proactive approaches which *of course* should be used before anything else. By all means, encourage your students to breathe and stuff.

    But if you're walking into a classroom and the kids are straight-up watching porn on the classroom computer, or some kid is tossing chairs out the windows, then clearly there's a discipline issue that needs to be addressed (I've experienced both of these things). Not addressing the issue is begging for it to be repeated.

I would disregard most, if not all of the above.  They aren't "best" practices, so adopting them might not end well.

Considering you noted the issue was the whole class, perhaps you could develop better "hooks" or introductory sets to motivate and focus the students before you begin with the new information.

Also, what attention signals do you use?  If you don't use any, I highly recommend you develop a healthy variety to add to your teaching repertoire to reduce the frequency of these situations and to better solve them when they do.

If these students are coming to you after lunch, recess, P.E., and the like, doing some breathing techniques from yoga (eyes closed)/ "deep breathing" can do wonders.

Best of luck,

Camden

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Highly annoying on deskwarming days 

leaked pictures of the waygook.org server room

I would disregard most, if not all of the above.  They aren't "best" practices, so adopting them might not end well.

Considering you noted the issue was the whole class, perhaps you could develop better "hooks" or introductory sets to motivate and focus the students before you begin with the new information.

Also, what attention signals do you use?  If you don't use any, I highly recommend you develop a healthy variety to add to your teaching repertoire to reduce the frequency of these situations and to better solve them when they do.

If these students are coming to you after lunch, recess, P.E., and the like, doing some breathing techniques from yoga (eyes closed)/ "deep breathing" can do wonders.

Best of luck,

Camden

I came here to rant ... but this made me 

I would disregard most, if not all of the above.  They aren't "best" practices, so adopting them might not end well.

Considering you noted the issue was the whole class, perhaps you could develop better "hooks" or introductory sets to motivate and focus the students before you begin with the new information.

Also, what attention signals do you use?  If you don't use any, I highly recommend you develop a healthy variety to add to your teaching repertoire to reduce the frequency of these situations and to better solve them when they do.

If these students are coming to you after lunch, recess, P.E., and the like, doing some breathing techniques from yoga (eyes closed)/ "deep breathing" can do wonders.

Best of luck,

Camden

JUST.TOO.MUCH

Dating here can be so exhausting. Some guys are so. damn. needy. I guess some Korean girls like to be treated as if they have lost all control of their mental and physical faculties, but it sure gets old.

"What are you doing?"

"Making dinner."

"Ohhh wow! I bet it is delicious. Send me a pic^^~*~*~"

"It's just mac n cheese, nothing special."

"But I wanna see ㅠㅠ"

*sends pic of half eaten mac n cheese*

"oooWOW! Look so good! You took that picture well!"


andddd suddenly I'm dry.

It sounds harmless, but convos like this every. single. day. start to really get annoying. The problem is guys start off normal, but once you get more serious the strange obsessive babying behavior starts and I stop being attracted to them.

Hey baby, want some the love motel?

Ugh. I was planning a perfect weekend and then I get a message saying that the gas chambers need to be inspected. FML.

Well on the flipside I've had females complain becuase I didn't ask those kinds of questions.

"Why don't you ask me what I'm doing more?"

Because I know you are just at work, doing your usual work stuff.

"Yes but you should still ask me often"

Ok, so what are you doing?

"I'm doing my work. I'm quite busy thesedays"

You dont say.

"Why don't you encourage me for my busy work?!"

......uh..........i'll see you round


The guys in this country are conditioned to lay it on thick. There is a period from about 18 years to late 20s where females in this country have the guys by the balls completely. I all gets a bit silly.

Wow, nearly 300 pages deep and on the third rant thread  Nice to see you all still keepin' it goin' strong!

Hi, welcome back, nomadicmadda. Did you end up going to Sogang to study Korean? How was/is it ?

***Public service announcement*** We are approaching page 300 on this thread, which is, I believe close to the upper limit allotted for thread lengths. Screen cap everything if you want to preserve other people's misery for posterity, 'cause it may all vanish soon just like its previous iterations!

Just as the prophecies hath foretold. The skies will go dark. The earth will quake. The powers will be shaken. The ministry of the antichrist. And now...

Wow, nearly 300 pages deep and on the third rant thread  Nice to see you all still keepin' it goin' strong!

...the second coming!

So glad my ass is righteous. Sorry for the resta ya'll.

Dating here can be so exhausting. Some guys are so. damn. needy. I guess some Korean girls like to be treated as if they have lost all control of their mental and physical faculties, but it sure gets old.

"What are you doing?"

"Making dinner."

"Ohhh wow! I bet it is delicious. Send me a pic^^~*~*~"

"It's just mac n cheese, nothing special."

"But I wanna see ㅠㅠ"

*sends pic of half eaten mac n cheese*

"oooWOW! Look so good! You took that picture well!"


andddd suddenly I'm dry.

It sounds harmless, but convos like this every. single. day. start to really get annoying. The problem is guys start off normal, but once you get more serious the strange obsessive babying behavior starts and I stop being attracted to them.

Barf. This is one of the many kinds of annoying the 변태 was before I finally wised up. Somewhat relevant, I hate that females are generally conditioned/taught to be polite to the point that sometimes we put the possibility of offending someone above our own comfort. Like of course it's typically good to be pleasant and nice but such behavior also just welcomes creeps, unfortunately.

Also, not sure we should be proud of reaching near 300 pages on the 3rd ranting thread  Should we be worried it will disappear and take preemptive measures by starting a 4th ranting thread? Haha

The skies will go dark.
The earth will quake.
The powers will be shaken.
The ministry of the antichrist.

That serious of image links, though!
Brilliant.

The skies will go dark.
The earth will quake.
The powers will be shaken.
The ministry of the antichrist.

That serious of image links, though!
Brilliant.

Ministry of the AntiChrist is right. He looks like he's orgasming.

There's nothing like bitching and moaning in the morning to give your life purpose. Hate and anger are powerful motivators for getting through the day.

When the kindergarten teacher leaves me alone with the children for the WHOLE F**KING CLASS:

A mosquito made its way under my desk and managed to bite my legs 5 times before I started feeling the itch. 

The K-drama effect on romantic relationships?