RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0

I find an easy way to avoid those problems is to never run for any reason, ever.

jk running is fun and sekshi

EDIT: Waygook.org user #basedcowboyshirt, my apologies.

I'm 99.9% certain you and cowboyboots are the same person. I just can't prove it. 

Hahahaha, Nope, my diet is shit. I love my poison.

Let it not be forgotten. Waygook.com user #basedcowboyshirt is literally a smoker. 

Fixed that for you, Waygook.org user donovan.

I prefer you shirtless

I was out jogging earlier, and a bug flew right into my mouth and lodged itself in the back so that I had do a lot more than just spit to get it out.

GOD IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!

I feel like the ones that go down the gullet are hardly as bad as the one's that get lodged in my eye. This time of year it happens at least once per run.  And I'm a prolific sweater, so by the time I get home I have dozens upon dozens of nalpari drowned and pasted on my neck, arms, and face. It's a massacre.

You got me, I've never had one aim for my eyeball before. But I think I still prefer them out than in.

You should probably go Cyclops on them.

I'm not one to complain about my health...I was brought up to be a standard British stiff upper lipper...but I feel like shit today. I have arthritis and usually I just ignore it but for the first time in my life it's actually having a big impact. Played hours of badminton on Wednesday so that's probably not helped. **** ****** everything today.

Today in my after school class we might be learning all about Netlfix 

Ugghhhhhhhh.

Why do games have to be made MORE complicated. I whisper a word to the students in the front row, they whisper the words backwards, the last students in the row have to stand up, say the word and do an action for that word. First team done gets a point.

This is literally the easiest game to explain in English too.

It takes 3:30 to explain this in Korean from my Co-T. How? And then the kids have 100 questions. Well, what if this happens? And this?

There are 3 steps. Listen to me, pass it back, say it and act it. It's basically dummyproof, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS TRANSLATED BY THE KOR CO-T DIRECTLY AFTER I ACT IT OUT/EXPLAIN IT.

F'in hell.

And then, I get told, "CO2 teacher, some of the students are worried that they won't win."

Okay? That's literally what a game is. You think they pull this shit in dodgeball?

"PAss the ball kids, don't throw it at anyone! If you drop the ball you get a high five from the VP!"

NO

So, my CoT wants to have every row go seperately and we'll time them all.

"That will take way longer."

IT's okay CO2

Do 2 rows out of 6.

RRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN NNNNNGGGG goes the school bell.

Teams 3-6:   

At least I can say I tried.

___________________ ________________

Why can't kids accept it's okay to lose sometimes. I lose all the time. Girls don't text back. I lose something at the bar. A lesson doesn't fly as well as I'd hoped.

Sometimes things suck. You put your chin up and soldier on.

You think job interviews/Uni tests are a cakewalk? Let them fail now, while they're naive.

I was out jogging earlier, and a bug flew right into my mouth and lodged itself in the back so that I had do a lot more than just spit to get it out.

GOD IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!

I feel like the ones that go down the gullet are hardly as bad as the one's that get lodged in my eye. This time of year it happens at least once per run.  And I'm a prolific sweater, so by the time I get home I have dozens upon dozens of nalpari drowned and pasted on my neck, arms, and face. It's a massacre.

You got me, I've never had one aim for my eyeball before. But I think I still prefer them out than in.

You should probably go Cyclops on them.

Must be my ocular vortex. I'd wear sun glasses but I worry about a cyclops tan and that they would be slipping and bouncing around on my face.

I'm not one to complain about my health...I was brought up to be a standard British stiff upper lipper...but I feel like shit today. I have arthritis and usually I just ignore it but for the first time in my life it's actually having a big impact. Played hours of badminton on Wednesday so that's probably not helped. **** ****** everything today.

Arthritis is no joke. I had rheumatoid arthritis as a young child. Exercising seems to help!

Must be my ocular vortex. I'd wear sun glasses but I worry about a cyclops tan and that they would be slipping and bouncing around on my face.

Problem solved. You get bonus points for every person you scare while sprinting right at them.

I always jog before dawn or after the sun's gone down to avoid the tan/heat. Lucky for me that my schedule let's me do this.

Must be my ocular vortex. I'd wear sun glasses but I worry about a cyclops tan and that they would be slipping and bouncing around on my face.

Problem solved. You get bonus points for every person you scare while sprinting right at them.

I always jog before dawn or after the sun's gone down to avoid the tan/heat. Lucky for me that my schedule let's me do this.

Hah. Might go well with my gas mask, and it would also surely protect my eyes from particulate matter, but again, excessive sweat, foggy glasses . No, I'll just take the bug in the eye.  Builds character.

Dawn is a great time to run, which I feel is especially true in Seoul because it's the only time of the day that's relatively quiet and you hear all sorts of birds chirping that you didn't know even existed in the city. The air tends to be a smidge better, too. But alas, that's also the hardest time to be awake.

Mom's Touch is the best domestic fast food in the entire country. It's so, so good.

I love the taste and how much mayo is on everything but it gives me the runs every time I eat it. I don't even have to wait until the next morning. If Mom's Touch is on the menu, I better be going home within a couple of hours.

Moms touch tastes good but the three times I had it the actual chicken was gross. Like it had a bunch of nasty meat parts to it. I only go there is my friends already decided on it but I just stick with their potato things now cuz the chicken is nauseating to look at.

http://english.hankyung.com/business/2017/03/23/0823141/brazilian-rotten-chicken-scandal-spreads-to-koreas-fast-food-franchisers

I sure hope you two are kidding about eating at Mom's Touch...

They use BRF from Brazil.

If you read the news, (I'll stop there, as it doesn't sound as if you know and I don't wish to "spoil" it for you)

http://english.hankyung.com/business/2017/03/23/0823141/brazilian-rotten-chicken-scandal-spreads-to-koreas-fast-food-franchisers

I sure hope you two are kidding about eating at Mom's Touch...

They use BRF from Brazil.

If you read the news, (I'll stop there, as it doesn't sound as if you know and I don't wish to "spoil" it for you)

Lol I'm not kidding but last time I had it was like last summer. Unless it went undetected for quite some time o.o

http://english.hankyung.com/business/2017/03/23/0823141/brazilian-rotten-chicken-scandal-spreads-to-koreas-fast-food-franchisers

I sure hope you two are kidding about eating at Mom's Touch...

They use BRF from Brazil.

If you read the news, (I'll stop there, as it doesn't sound as if you know and I don't wish to "spoil" it for you)

I'm not going to read because I don't want to be grossed out. But no I havent eaten there in a long time* because it gives me the shits!

*probably since my first year here & my co-teacher kept ordering it for us for lunch because she thought I couldn't eat anything else than fast food and burgers despite me eating the school lunch menu every single day.

You probably don't have to read much beyond the link title to figure out just why Mom's Touch might have given you the runs.

ransomware virus check

all systems down

But Mom, I don't wanna go to school today!!!!

I need a a 6 month holiday or something.

Had Mom's Touch once. The chicken was pink and covered in enough batter to choke a horse. Word is they're all like that. There are a billion decent chicken places in Korea, I have no idea how this franchise survives.

Had Mom's Touch once. The chicken was pink and covered in enough batter to choke a horse. Word is they're all like that. There are a billion decent chicken places in Korea, I have no idea how this franchise survives.

French Fries...

But Mom, I don't wanna go to school today!!!!

I need a a 6 month holiday or something.

I hear ya. I slept at 8 pm on Friday because I burned the midnight oil on Thursday night. Wake up at 5:30, bike to Gapyeong. Go to the beer festival, don't sleep. Get back to Gunpo at 2PM on Sunday, go to sleep. Now I'm at school, like, "Where the hell did my weekend go?"

I slept at 8 pm on Friday because I burned the midnight oil on Thursday night. Wake up at 5:30, bike to Gapyeong. Go to the beer festival, don't sleep. Get back to Gunpo at 2PM on Sunday, go to sleep. Now I'm at school, like, "Where the hell did my weekend go?"

All in the name of Beer. Waygook.org user CO2, 아 유 크레이지?!

http://english.hankyung.com/business/2017/03/23/0823141/brazilian-rotten-chicken-scandal-spreads-to-koreas-fast-food-franchisers

I sure hope you two are kidding about eating at Mom's Touch...

They use BRF from Brazil.

If you read the news, (I'll stop there, as it doesn't sound as if you know and I don't wish to "spoil" it for you)

Didn't read your article but my jalapeno chicken fillet burger is 국내산 so fall back bro.

I hate that they insist on starting sentences with "Because" here. Every goddamned book that has a lesson about "Why ... ?" will have everyone starting their answers with "Because". Drives me nuts!! I mean, I get it: "Why? Because." it's a nice little lesson plan, but it's completely redundant putting "Because" at the beginning of a sentence that's a response to "Why?". Some might argue it's completely incorrect because "because" is a conjunction that's to be used mid-sentence to separate clauses.