Mr. C (and Toiling Ajumma a.k.a. KG) purposefully ignores the meaning of the comma, misreading the sentence in a Beevis & Butr way
I think you need to be more careful with your writing. Your sentences are easily misconstrued. I'm sure there is a poster on here who once wrote for a newspaper, perhaps, you can get some tips from them. Good luck, Van!
Mr. C (and Toiling Ajumma a.k.a. KG) purposefully ignores the meaning of the comma, misreading the sentence in a Beavis&Butthead way: https://youtu.be/SL1sLcV4vr4
Your sentence was ungrammatical. I pointed that out to humerous effect. That is all.
Humorous?As a professional English language teacher you should know full well: that sentence had an ellipsis. Online communication follows the rules of conversation more than book publishing. Factory workers punch clocks, and 7-Eleven workers [do likewise].Applying the charity principle of interpretation - and moving with the serious part of one's thinking - results in a clear reading of its meaning.Yanking chains is your lot?
Raining quite hard this morning. Of course, I'm a real man and don't need an umbrella. Every man I passed had a look of weakness and submission in their eyes. And the women were giving me the eyes. A few even unlinked arms with their boyfriends after seeing a real alpha man walking in the rain. However, now that I'm at my desk I'm shivering a little from being wet and cold. The price of being a real man.
Factory workers punch 7-Eleven workers? That's assault, that is!
Mr. C? More like............... Mr. Comedy!
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.