RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0

#@%$*...just tried to open an already opened large packet of yeast at the wrong end. The correct end was already half open.

Booze or baking?

Baking. Luckily, I had enough left to add to my dough. Christ, What a mess! Effing grains of yeast everywhere.

Seriously though, I think I may be in trouble with my boss. This morning he told me to have a good day, so I went home.

For the last three mornings I've come into my office and  the lights and AC have been on.

I can be forgetful, but 3 days in a row? WTH? So this is me telling you all RIGHT NOW that I'm going to turn them both off and I'm gonna record me doing it.

We'll see what happens tomorrow morning? Intruder? Ghost? My own forgetfulness? We shall see.

For the last three mornings I've come into my office and  the lights and AC have been on.

I can be forgetful, but 3 days in a row? WTH? So this is me telling you all RIGHT NOW that I'm going to turn them both off and I'm gonna record me doing it.

We'll see what happens tomorrow morning? Intruder? Ghost? My own forgetfulness? We shall see.

Accidentally hit the 예약 button?

Although that wouldn't explain the lights...

For the last three mornings I've come into my office and  the lights and AC have been on.

I can be forgetful, but 3 days in a row? WTH? So this is me telling you all RIGHT NOW that I'm going to turn them both off and I'm gonna record me doing it.

We'll see what happens tomorrow morning? Intruder? Ghost? My own forgetfulness? We shall see.

Well, you do work across from the Old Anyang Penitentiary.  Rumour has that the execution grounds and burial site for petty criminals was located just across the street where a school now stands. 

Accidentally hit the 예약 button?

Although that wouldn't explain the lights...

On and off, my man, on and off. I don't mess with the settings. haha

On and off, my man, on and off. I don't mess with the settings. haha

North Korean agents?

Wasn't there some poster on Dave's who thought the Korean CIA or whomever were bombarding her with microwaves?

Maybe something mundane like the janitor using it as a crashpad? Any discarded soju or magkeoli bottles or the odor of alcoholic bliss and cigarette smoke?

Any discarded soju or magkeoli bottles or the odor of alcoholic bliss and cigarette smoke?

Yeah, but those are mine.

Yeah, but those are mine.

Could always set some out. A bottle of Jinro's finest, plus a pack of skinny Esse's- Half mouse trap, half cookies for Santa Claus.

Ahhhh...skinny Esse's! My smoke of choice till 2010. Still love the smell as it drifts past my nostrils.

I don't understand the skinny cigs.. Always thought they were a drag to smoke. Gimme Africas any day

I don't understand the skinny cigs.. Always thought they were a drag to smoke. Gimme Africas any day

Hahahaha...very witty Renma!
I smoked tobacco most of my life and always rolled thinish. Once delivery dried up from NZ, I had to change to a local brand. Esse was the best fit (albeit weak as to start) for me.

My director always asks these stupid questions. Today he asked if I had gotten a haircut. I was beyond annoyed. Who would do that? I replied that I had gotten them all cut.

What a time to fumigate my classroom. I was told to teach in the library. I couldn't, even if I wanted to. It's all booked up.

Where the f are you getting all these jokes? Good lord.

North Korean agents?

Wasn't there some poster on Dave's who thought the Korean CIA or whomever were bombarding her with microwaves?

Maybe something mundane like the janitor using it as a crashpad? Any discarded soju or magkeoli bottles or the odor of alcoholic bliss and cigarette smoke?

I thought you were a North Korean agent.  A sleeper kind.

So, I have some bizarre story/advice for you!

For the last four days, I have received the Central Eel Bow (figure it out) in my door handle. In Korean. The Korean edition.

I don't speak Korean (refer to my taxi story), I don't read Korean books, I don't want it and more importantly I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS.

I email the CentralEelBow and tell them to knock it off and if they think they'll charge me for it, they're dreaming.

So, I tell my gf about it and apparently the paper isn't to blame. It's........... "Local Distributor" that like to send papers to houses and then charge them for it later as some sort of scam??

So she told them to F off and that she has proof that I didn't subscribe to it and they backed off.

But still.............. . WTF? What a bizarre scam.

Anyway, if you start randomly receiving newspapers unexpectedly, figure that shit out quick so you don't get nailed. The word for the distributor is 대리점

Hope this can help someone!

I thought you were a North Korean agent.  A sleeper kind.

And here I am on waygook.org telling CO2 to leave out soju and smokes to deal with his "sleeper agent".....