RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0

Piss kidney

Although, I suppose all kidneys are piss kidneys. Like calling someone a jizzcock.

Anyway, everyone is pissing all over everyone's bonfire here so I joined in, 745sticky.

Anyone read The Having?

Anyone read The Having?

i would instead recommend "The Not-having" for you CO2 (which is not to be confused with "The Have-notting")

but no, sorry, i haven't

i would instead recommend "The Not-having" for you CO2

Is this, like, a personal attack or something?

What the ef is a piss kidney?

That last one was a joke, but
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x34crv8

pls don't ban me kyndo :((

What are the best swear words? I like

Knob
Knobhead
Dickhead
Bellend
****
Cnut
Tosser
Cock muncher
Piss kidney

My favourite are all South African/Afrikaans

5 - drool

Pronounced 'draw' with an 'l' at the end. Afrikaans slang for a piece of shit, though not used the same as Americans. A 'drool' is a person bent on being a buzzkill or wet blanket. They make a habit of not engaging in particular activities or ruining the fun of others engaging in said activities.


4 - Piel neus

Dick nose.

3 - Hou jou bek

Shut up, in Afrikaans. Not an obscenity though.

2 - Tsek

Shortened form of 'voetsek'. Meaning lies somewhere between go away and f*ck off.

1- Poes

A vagina, though not used the way Americans would use the word '*****', which, incidentally, is short for 'pussycat', to describe a coward or a women's vagina in the literal sense. 'Poes', in Afrikaans, may refer to a wide range of people. Two in particular spring to mind: people who are extremely inconsiderate of those around them (someone cutting you off in traffic) and someone who is easily fooled and/or is manipulated by others (guy who stays in a relationship with a girl who constantly cheats on him but he stays with her because he's too oblivious to realize or 'too much of a poes' to do anything about it).

I like using the Yiddish word Schlemiel. I've also found myself muttering the word spazoid, particularly when witnessing my student's inability to keep a pencil from falling off a desk.

i would instead recommend "The Not-having" for you CO2

Is this, like, a personal attack or something?

pls don't ban me kyndo :((

Mostly because of CO2's formatting. 

Is "KNOB" an insult in Canadian? Hard to tell with you people

To his defense, I think he was merely trying to instigate a riot.

Waygook.org user oglop,

Why're you 'watched' when there are so many actual garbage waygook.org users that probably deserve to be banned?

Waygook.org user oglop,

Why're you 'watched' when there are so many actual garbage waygook.org users that probably deserve to be banned?

mods enjoy my posts so much they want to make sure they don't miss any

i was just pre-empting you. you'd show up anyway. i can read you like a book. and not a very good book. certainly not bravo 2.0 by andy mcnab, which actually improves with every read

As my mother used to say, 'it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.' 

(FYI, she was neither)

You know a thread is out of control when you get complaints from very unexpected quarters!
... although, technically, in this thread, ranting about other people's rants is totally on topic...

You know a thread is out of control when you get complaints from very unexpected quarters!
... although, technically, in this thread, ranting about other people's rants is totally on topic...

Me and Oglop have a crush on each other.  It's just a shame I'm ded.....in one timeline....

like i asked kyndo to do a mod edit on my post once (and he did) and now every joe schmoe thinks he can just summon kyndo to do mod actions. not everyone can lift mjolnir, guys

You know a thread is out of control when you get complaints from very unexpected quarters!
... although, technically, in this thread, ranting about other people's rants is totally on topic...

I'll use this 'I'm just ranting about peoples posts' next time I'm given a warning for 'pErSoNaL aTtAcKs'. (Even though I was responding to a personal attack) Thanks boss! :D

like i asked kyndo to do a mod edit on my post once (and he did) and now every joe schmoe thinks he can just summon kyndo to do mod actions. not everyone can lift mjolnir, guys

Exactly.  I said this yesterday.  Kyndo, as a very visible mod, gets hassled by some posters for pointless reasons.  Meaning that they can't be allowed to post like a normal person.  If Oglop felt slighted by my post and complained then fine.  But I doubt he did.  I'd buy him a pint of mild during happy hour and I'd give him fifty pence for the fruities. 

did someone delete my post?

Exactly.  I said this yesterday.  Kyndo, as a very visible mod, gets hassled by some posters for pointless reasons.  Meaning that they can't be allowed to post like a normal person.  If Oglop felt slighted by my post and complained then fine.  But I doubt he did.  I'd buy him a pint of mild during happy hour and I'd give him fifty pence for the fruities. 

what post

did someone delete my post?

what post

what post

what post

what post