Read 2012040 times

  • CO2
  • Waygook Lord

    • 6163

    • March 02, 2015, 03:41:14 pm
    • Uiwang
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12340 on: July 07, 2020, 11:41:57 am »
Piss kidney

Although, I suppose all kidneys are piss kidneys. Like calling someone a jizzcock.

Anyway, everyone is pissing all over everyone's bonfire here so I joined in, 745sticky.

Anyone read The Having?
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


  • tylerthegloob
  • Hero of Waygookistan

    • 1649

    • September 28, 2016, 10:46:24 am
    • Busan
    more
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12341 on: July 07, 2020, 11:44:49 am »
Anyone read The Having?
i would instead recommend "The Not-having" for you CO2 (which is not to be confused with "The Have-notting")

but no, sorry, i haven't
« Last Edit: July 07, 2020, 11:48:32 am by tylerthegloob »


  • CO2
  • Waygook Lord

    • 6163

    • March 02, 2015, 03:41:14 pm
    • Uiwang
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12342 on: July 07, 2020, 11:48:29 am »
i would instead recommend "The Not-having" for you CO2


Is this, like, a personal attack or something?
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


  • oglop
  • The Legend

    • 4266

    • August 25, 2011, 07:24:54 pm
    • Seoul
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12343 on: July 07, 2020, 11:49:05 am »


  • tylerthegloob
  • Hero of Waygookistan

    • 1649

    • September 28, 2016, 10:46:24 am
    • Busan
    more
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12344 on: July 07, 2020, 11:50:48 am »
pls don't ban me kyndo :((


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12345 on: July 07, 2020, 12:11:35 pm »
What are the best swear words? I like

Knob
Knobhead
Dickhead
Bellend
****
Cnut
Tosser
Cock muncher
Piss kidney

My favourite are all South African/Afrikaans

5 - drool

Pronounced 'draw' with an 'l' at the end. Afrikaans slang for a piece of shit, though not used the same as Americans. A 'drool' is a person bent on being a buzzkill or wet blanket. They make a habit of not engaging in particular activities or ruining the fun of others engaging in said activities.


4 - Piel neus

Dick nose.

3 - Hou jou bek

Shut up, in Afrikaans. Not an obscenity though.

2 - Tsek

Shortened form of 'voetsek'. Meaning lies somewhere between go away and f*ck off.

1- Poes

A vagina, though not used the way Americans would use the word '*****', which, incidentally, is short for 'pussycat', to describe a coward or a women's vagina in the literal sense. 'Poes', in Afrikaans, may refer to a wide range of people. Two in particular spring to mind: people who are extremely inconsiderate of those around them (someone cutting you off in traffic) and someone who is easily fooled and/or is manipulated by others (guy who stays in a relationship with a girl who constantly cheats on him but he stays with her because he's too oblivious to realize or 'too much of a poes' to do anything about it).

I like using the Yiddish word Schlemiel. I've also found myself muttering the word spazoid, particularly when witnessing my student's inability to keep a pencil from falling off a desk.


  • Kyndo
  • Moderator LVL 1

    • 1329

    • March 03, 2011, 09:45:24 am
    • Gyeongsangbuk-do
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12346 on: July 07, 2020, 12:14:16 pm »
i would instead recommend "The Not-having" for you CO2
Is this, like, a personal attack or something?

pls don't ban me kyndo :((



Mostly because of CO2's formatting.  >:(


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12347 on: July 07, 2020, 12:33:50 pm »
Is "KNOB" an insult in Canadian? Hard to tell with you people

To his defense, I think he was merely trying to instigate a riot.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12348 on: July 07, 2020, 03:32:45 pm »
Waygook.org user oglop,

Why're you 'watched' when there are so many actual garbage waygook.org users that probably deserve to be banned?


  • oglop
  • The Legend

    • 4266

    • August 25, 2011, 07:24:54 pm
    • Seoul
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12349 on: July 07, 2020, 03:35:05 pm »
Waygook.org user oglop,

Why're you 'watched' when there are so many actual garbage waygook.org users that probably deserve to be banned?
mods enjoy my posts so much they want to make sure they don't miss any


  • stoat
  • Hero of Waygookistan

    • 1708

    • March 05, 2019, 06:36:13 pm
    • seoul
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12350 on: July 07, 2020, 04:21:00 pm »
i was just pre-empting you. you'd show up anyway. i can read you like a book. and not a very good book. certainly not bravo 2.0 by andy mcnab, which actually improves with every read

As my mother used to say, 'it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.' 

(FYI, she was neither)


  • Kyndo
  • Moderator LVL 1

    • 1329

    • March 03, 2011, 09:45:24 am
    • Gyeongsangbuk-do
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12351 on: July 08, 2020, 07:29:51 am »
You know a thread is out of control when you get complaints from very unexpected quarters!
... although, technically, in this thread, ranting about other people's rants is totally on topic...


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12352 on: July 08, 2020, 07:31:35 am »
You know a thread is out of control when you get complaints from very unexpected quarters!
... although, technically, in this thread, ranting about other people's rants is totally on topic...

Me and Oglop have a crush on each other.  It's just a shame I'm ded.....in one timeline....


  • tylerthegloob
  • Hero of Waygookistan

    • 1649

    • September 28, 2016, 10:46:24 am
    • Busan
    more
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12353 on: July 08, 2020, 07:37:10 am »
like i asked kyndo to do a mod edit on my post once (and he did) and now every joe schmoe thinks he can just summon kyndo to do mod actions. not everyone can lift mjolnir, guys


  • Colburnnn
  • Hero of Waygookistan

    • 1183

    • August 10, 2015, 05:52:37 pm
    • South Korea
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12354 on: July 08, 2020, 07:39:38 am »
You know a thread is out of control when you get complaints from very unexpected quarters!
... although, technically, in this thread, ranting about other people's rants is totally on topic...

I'll use this 'I'm just ranting about peoples posts' next time I'm given a warning for 'pErSoNaL aTtAcKs'. (Even though I was responding to a personal attack) Thanks boss! :D
Haven't you got some pictures of birds to be jacking off to, son?

Colburnnn: Complains a lot, very sassy. Has a loudmouth.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12355 on: July 08, 2020, 07:42:14 am »
like i asked kyndo to do a mod edit on my post once (and he did) and now every joe schmoe thinks he can just summon kyndo to do mod actions. not everyone can lift mjolnir, guys

Exactly.  I said this yesterday.  Kyndo, as a very visible mod, gets hassled by some posters for pointless reasons.  Meaning that they can't be allowed to post like a normal person.  If Oglop felt slighted by my post and complained then fine.  But I doubt he did.  I'd buy him a pint of mild during happy hour and I'd give him fifty pence for the fruities. 


  • oglop
  • The Legend

    • 4266

    • August 25, 2011, 07:24:54 pm
    • Seoul
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12356 on: July 08, 2020, 08:06:16 am »
did someone delete my post?


  • oglop
  • The Legend

    • 4266

    • August 25, 2011, 07:24:54 pm
    • Seoul
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12357 on: July 08, 2020, 08:11:00 am »
Exactly.  I said this yesterday.  Kyndo, as a very visible mod, gets hassled by some posters for pointless reasons.  Meaning that they can't be allowed to post like a normal person.  If Oglop felt slighted by my post and complained then fine.  But I doubt he did.  I'd buy him a pint of mild during happy hour and I'd give him fifty pence for the fruities. 
what post


  • tylerthegloob
  • Hero of Waygookistan

    • 1649

    • September 28, 2016, 10:46:24 am
    • Busan
    more
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12358 on: July 08, 2020, 08:45:58 am »
did someone delete my post?
what post


  • 745sticky
  • Expert Waygook

    • 735

    • March 26, 2020, 01:52:57 pm
    • Korea