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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12300 on: July 07, 2020, 12:11:35 pm »
What are the best swear words? I like

Knob
Knobhead
Dickhead
Bellend
****
Cnut
Tosser
Cock muncher
Piss kidney

My favourite are all South African/Afrikaans

5 - drool

Pronounced 'draw' with an 'l' at the end. Afrikaans slang for a piece of shit, though not used the same as Americans. A 'drool' is a person bent on being a buzzkill or wet blanket. They make a habit of not engaging in particular activities or ruining the fun of others engaging in said activities.


4 - Piel neus

Dick nose.

3 - Hou jou bek

Shut up, in Afrikaans. Not an obscenity though.

2 - Tsek

Shortened form of 'voetsek'. Meaning lies somewhere between go away and f*ck off.

1- Poes

A vagina, though not used the way Americans would use the word '*****', which, incidentally, is short for 'pussycat', to describe a coward or a women's vagina in the literal sense. 'Poes', in Afrikaans, may refer to a wide range of people. Two in particular spring to mind: people who are extremely inconsiderate of those around them (someone cutting you off in traffic) and someone who is easily fooled and/or is manipulated by others (guy who stays in a relationship with a girl who constantly cheats on him but he stays with her because he's too oblivious to realize or 'too much of a poes' to do anything about it).

I like using the Yiddish word Schlemiel. I've also found myself muttering the word spazoid, particularly when witnessing my student's inability to keep a pencil from falling off a desk.


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12301 on: July 07, 2020, 12:14:16 pm »
i would instead recommend "The Not-having" for you CO2
Is this, like, a personal attack or something?

pls don't ban me kyndo :((



Mostly because of CO2's formatting.  >:(


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12302 on: July 07, 2020, 12:33:50 pm »
Is "KNOB" an insult in Canadian? Hard to tell with you people

To his defense, I think he was merely trying to instigate a riot.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12303 on: July 07, 2020, 03:32:45 pm »
Waygook.org user oglop,

Why're you 'watched' when there are so many actual garbage waygook.org users that probably deserve to be banned?


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12304 on: July 07, 2020, 03:35:05 pm »
Waygook.org user oglop,

Why're you 'watched' when there are so many actual garbage waygook.org users that probably deserve to be banned?
mods enjoy my posts so much they want to make sure they don't miss any


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12305 on: July 07, 2020, 04:21:00 pm »
i was just pre-empting you. you'd show up anyway. i can read you like a book. and not a very good book. certainly not bravo 2.0 by andy mcnab, which actually improves with every read

As my mother used to say, 'it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.' 

(FYI, she was neither)


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12306 on: July 08, 2020, 07:29:51 am »
You know a thread is out of control when you get complaints from very unexpected quarters!
... although, technically, in this thread, ranting about other people's rants is totally on topic...


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12307 on: July 08, 2020, 07:31:35 am »
You know a thread is out of control when you get complaints from very unexpected quarters!
... although, technically, in this thread, ranting about other people's rants is totally on topic...

Me and Oglop have a crush on each other.  It's just a shame I'm ded.....in one timeline....


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12308 on: July 08, 2020, 07:37:10 am »
like i asked kyndo to do a mod edit on my post once (and he did) and now every joe schmoe thinks he can just summon kyndo to do mod actions. not everyone can lift mjolnir, guys


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12309 on: July 08, 2020, 07:39:38 am »
You know a thread is out of control when you get complaints from very unexpected quarters!
... although, technically, in this thread, ranting about other people's rants is totally on topic...

I'll use this 'I'm just ranting about peoples posts' next time I'm given a warning for 'pErSoNaL aTtAcKs'. (Even though I was responding to a personal attack) Thanks boss! :D
Haven't you got some pictures of birds to be jacking off to, son?

Colburnnn: Complains a lot, very sassy. Has a loudmouth.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12310 on: July 08, 2020, 07:42:14 am »
like i asked kyndo to do a mod edit on my post once (and he did) and now every joe schmoe thinks he can just summon kyndo to do mod actions. not everyone can lift mjolnir, guys

Exactly.  I said this yesterday.  Kyndo, as a very visible mod, gets hassled by some posters for pointless reasons.  Meaning that they can't be allowed to post like a normal person.  If Oglop felt slighted by my post and complained then fine.  But I doubt he did.  I'd buy him a pint of mild during happy hour and I'd give him fifty pence for the fruities. 


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12311 on: July 08, 2020, 08:06:16 am »
did someone delete my post?


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12312 on: July 08, 2020, 08:11:00 am »
Exactly.  I said this yesterday.  Kyndo, as a very visible mod, gets hassled by some posters for pointless reasons.  Meaning that they can't be allowed to post like a normal person.  If Oglop felt slighted by my post and complained then fine.  But I doubt he did.  I'd buy him a pint of mild during happy hour and I'd give him fifty pence for the fruities. 
what post


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12313 on: July 08, 2020, 08:45:58 am »
did someone delete my post?
what post


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12315 on: July 08, 2020, 09:22:51 am »
I have to wonder, why is it so incredibly difficult to buy a broom, mop, or other stick-like cleaning implement that both a) is full length, and b) has a non-telescoping handle?

I know these things exist, because most schools have them. But search for consumer products, and it is exceptionally difficult to find anything that matches those two requirements.

Help us, BasedGod. TYBG.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12316 on: July 08, 2020, 09:35:18 am »
TYBG


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12317 on: July 08, 2020, 12:10:33 pm »
TYBG


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12318 on: July 08, 2020, 12:24:55 pm »
school wants me to pay the teacher friend fee...the one the pays for the school dinners, deaths, births, and weddings etc for the teachers. Since corona there has been none of the above...and I am leaving this school in August but they still want 100,000 for March - July.......in 2018 I got money from this group because I got married.....so I understand it's purpose and don't argue about contributing....if there was an actual reason or event, but corona....so....... .


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12319 on: July 08, 2020, 12:26:54 pm »
what post

The post that Graham Linehan, Julian Barrett, Armando Iannucci, Chris Morris, Bob Mortimer, Charlie Brooker, Bill Bailey helped me write and edit.  And now it's gone. 

Anyway....