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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12120 on: June 25, 2020, 12:17:41 pm »
Aristocrat's new video:

[starts at 0:43]

I look real good today everyday.


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12121 on: June 25, 2020, 12:18:00 pm »
''manipedis''

''eye serum''

''cat guardians''

Crat, I'm f*cking creasing over here dude these are classics  :laugh:

You ever had a good scrub down at the jjimjilbang? Those are  bloody heavenly. Fresh, smooth skin. So good.

I use a fair share of stuff from Innisfree, Nature Republic and Missha. I got some eye cream off coupang cuz of Aristocrat. I put it on before I go to sleep.

I am not gay. I love me some breasts of a woman. Man's penis? No, thanks. I am straight. I am a red blooded Canadian straight male. Real straight. 

Ask apancoe how often I mention my girlfriend.
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12122 on: June 25, 2020, 12:22:02 pm »
You ever had a good scrub down at the jjimjilbang? Those are  bloody heavenly. Fresh, smooth skin. So good.

I use a fair share of stuff from Innisfree, Nature Republic and Missha. I got some eye cream off coupang cuz of Aristocrat. I put it on before I go to sleep.

I am not gay. I love me some breasts of a woman. Man's penis? No, thanks. I am straight. I am a red blooded Canadian straight male. Real straight. 

Ask apancoe how often I mention my girlfriend.
what eye cream? i need some too


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The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12124 on: June 25, 2020, 12:25:02 pm »
You ever had a good scrub down at the jjimjilbang? Those are  bloody heavenly. Fresh, smooth skin. So good.

I use a fair share of stuff from Innisfree, Nature Republic and Missha. I got some eye cream off coupang cuz of Aristocrat. I put it on before I go to sleep.

I am not gay. I love me some breasts of a woman. Man's penis? No, thanks. I am straight. I am a red blooded Canadian straight male. Real straight. 

Ask apancoe how often I mention my girlfriend.

I have not, I actually only had my first ever massage in Feb. Something about some skank putting her dirty hands on ma bodeh puts me off em.

The only person who is gonna be touching these goodies is my wife and/or Sana from Twice (preferably at the same time)

I moisturise after a shower, that's all. None of these 'serum' shenanigans... But hey, you do you brother! Crat is the campest mofo on this site and I bloody love it. Cracks me up. I love the gays but I'm with you, breast is best.
Haven't you got some pictures of birds to be jacking off to, son?

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12125 on: June 25, 2020, 12:27:10 pm »
Hope the link works, if not then search 미사 예현 진본 아이 크림 in Coupang.


https://www.coupang.com/vp/products/38959061?itemId=171468132&vendorItemId=3458235725&q=%EB%AF%B8%EC%82%AC+%EC%98%88%ED%98%84+%EC%A7%84%EB%B3%B8+%EC%95%84%EC%9D%B4+%ED%81%AC%EB%A6%BC&itemsCount=36&searchId=4aa77e99feb74bf085466bface54b69d&rank=0&isAddedCart=
hm it's not 로켓배송 though. gonna have to be something special for me to order non-rocket stuff. what made you buy this one


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12126 on: June 25, 2020, 12:32:19 pm »
hm it's not 로켓배송 though. gonna have to be something special for me to order non-rocket stuff. what made you buy this one

It's the cheapest. I use Bulldog toner and emulsion so I ain't breaking bank on the eye cream. haha
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12127 on: June 25, 2020, 12:33:51 pm »
Perhaps Aristocrat doesn't trust himself around the charms of Mister Tim. 

I'm as charming as a bowl of cold oatmeal, he has no need for concern.


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12128 on: June 25, 2020, 12:35:06 pm »
It's the cheapest. I use Bulldog toner and emulsion so I ain't breaking bank on the eye cream. haha
yea i use those Bulldog products too. i like their moisturizer one too


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12129 on: June 25, 2020, 12:37:38 pm »
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Homosexual acts will always be a sin, in Islam, just like I sin regularly by swearing like a truck driver (particularly while playing the lesbian video-game from yesterday, on 'survivor' difficulty). Judgement and punishment is reserved by God.

Just as a matter of interest, what do you guesstimate Dippedinblush's punishment will be when she gets judged and found guilty of being gay by God? A few years in purgatory, or maybe fifty lashes with a whip of fire, something like that?


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12130 on: June 25, 2020, 12:38:38 pm »
I'm as charming as a bowl of cold oatmeal, he has no need for concern.

Mister Tim touched me inappropriately and was incredibly 'handsy' when we had a beer



Hold on... That's not what Ronnie says, Tim...
Haven't you got some pictures of birds to be jacking off to, son?

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12131 on: June 25, 2020, 12:55:43 pm »
Bulldog's shaving gel is really nice. The rest of their stuff is pretty junk, though. Generally any 'for men' skincare products are just an exercise in branding over quality. But their shave gel is great.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12132 on: June 25, 2020, 01:06:14 pm »
Just as a matter of interest, what do you guesstimate Dippedinblush's punishment will be when she gets judged and found guilty of being gay by God? A few years in purgatory, or maybe fifty lashes with a whip of fire, something like that?

When it comes to Religion, it's not something I take lightly by guessing.

Obviously, the Qu'ran makes no mention of God's punishment for adultery (zina, a greater sin than homosexuality) or homosexuality. So, there's no way of knowing if and how God will choose to judge.

When it comes to Sharia, they have their own ways.


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12133 on: June 25, 2020, 01:17:42 pm »
I'm as charming as a bowl of cold oatmeal, he has no need for concern.

Cold oatmeal with blueberries, and banana, and strawberries, and other great fruits? :D


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12134 on: June 25, 2020, 01:20:11 pm »
Cold oatmeal with blueberries, and banana, and strawberries, and other great fruits? :D

I'm afraid not.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12135 on: June 25, 2020, 01:25:43 pm »
Hold on, Some middle school boys from my hagwon would like to jump in with a statement here:

게이이~ 게이이~! 엇! 게이! 유 고 투 게이바? 게이! 게이! 티처, 게임? 게임! 게임!
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12136 on: June 25, 2020, 01:30:45 pm »
I'm afraid not.

What kind of cold oatmeal are we talking then? :O


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12137 on: June 25, 2020, 02:01:46 pm »
I order my Neutrogena day moisturizer I get from overseas, but The Boots No. 7 stuff is supposed to be pretty good.  There was a study they did years ago with all these products ranging from the cheap Missha type crap to the pricey stuff and overall for bang for your buck No. 7 came out on top.  It was a study commissioned by the good people at Boots but when they came here I picked up the serum, eye cream and night moisturizer. 

I guess I should add a rant in here so it fits the theme, so when I was buying stuff at the Boots in the IFC mall another customer pointed out to me that all of this particular product that was on sale expired in less than a month.  I didn't even know that stuff expired so I use that as the mark of being gay.  Straight guys can use the product but only gays would know it expires. 


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12138 on: June 25, 2020, 02:36:56 pm »
Hold on, Some middle school boys from my hagwon would like to jump in with a statement here:

게이이~ 게이이~! 엇! 게이! 유 고 투 게이바? 게이! 게이! 티처, 게임? 게임! 게임!

Tell your student that he should make a Waygook account: with compelling arguments like those, he'll definitely be able to hold his own against the best of us here!


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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #12139 on: June 25, 2020, 02:47:18 pm »
Tell your student that he should make a Waygook account: with compelling arguments like those, he'll definitely be able to hold his own against the best of us here!

I think Kyndo would be a luke-warm bowl of sultana and blueberry oatmeal. :O