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I'd confidently say I'm more stylish than all of them combined

Aristocrat's new video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mHuvmhvD8Y

[starts at 0:43]

''manipedis''

''eye serum''

''cat guardians''

Crat, I'm f*cking creasing over here dude these are classics 

I can't speak for all Christians, but when I was still religious (I don't really "practice" my faith outside of Easter, Christmas, and whenever I'm staying at my parent's house nowadays) I saw things similarly to Aristocrat. God is the ultimate authority and I have no right to pass judgment. After all, we do have the saying "he who is without sin casts the first stone" (or something to that effect).

I understand that people's view of religion are heavily impacted by their experiences with it, but even within a single sect, religious communities can be completely different. Reform Judaism and Orthodox Judaism are polar opposites in a lot of ways, and a church in southern California probably has a very different view of homosexuality than a church in rural Alabama. It's fine if somebody ends driven away from religion by the latter, but its unfair to take that experience and use it to paint the former.

Aristocrat's new video:

[starts at 0:43]

I look real good today everyday.

''manipedis''

''eye serum''

''cat guardians''

Crat, I'm f*cking creasing over here dude these are classics 

You ever had a good scrub down at the jjimjilbang? Those are  bloody heavenly. Fresh, smooth skin. So good.

I use a fair share of stuff from Innisfree, Nature Republic and Missha. I got some eye cream off coupang cuz of Aristocrat. I put it on before I go to sleep.

I am not gay. I love me some breasts of a woman. Man's penis? No, thanks. I am straight. I am a red blooded Canadian straight male. Real straight. 

Ask apancoe how often I mention my girlfriend.

You ever had a good scrub down at the jjimjilbang? Those are  bloody heavenly. Fresh, smooth skin. So good.

I use a fair share of stuff from Innisfree, Nature Republic and Missha. I got some eye cream off coupang cuz of Aristocrat. I put it on before I go to sleep.

I am not gay. I love me some breasts of a woman. Man's penis? No, thanks. I am straight. I am a red blooded Canadian straight male. Real straight. 

Ask apancoe how often I mention my girlfriend.

what eye cream? i need some too

what eye cream? i need some too

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You ever had a good scrub down at the jjimjilbang? Those are  bloody heavenly. Fresh, smooth skin. So good.

I use a fair share of stuff from Innisfree, Nature Republic and Missha. I got some eye cream off coupang cuz of Aristocrat. I put it on before I go to sleep.

I am not gay. I love me some breasts of a woman. Man's penis? No, thanks. I am straight. I am a red blooded Canadian straight male. Real straight. 

Ask apancoe how often I mention my girlfriend.

I have not, I actually only had my first ever massage in Feb. Something about some skank putting her dirty hands on ma bodeh puts me off em.

The only person who is gonna be touching these goodies is my wife and/or Sana from Twice (preferably at the same time)

I moisturise after a shower, that's all. None of these 'serum' shenanigans... But hey, you do you brother! Crat is the campest mofo on this site and I bloody love it. Cracks me up. I love the gays but I'm with you, breast is best.

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hm it's not 로켓배송 though. gonna have to be something special for me to order non-rocket stuff. what made you buy this one

hm it's not 로켓배송 though. gonna have to be something special for me to order non-rocket stuff. what made you buy this one

It's the cheapest. I use Bulldog toner and emulsion so I ain't breaking bank on the eye cream. haha

Perhaps Aristocrat doesn't trust himself around the charms of Mister Tim. 

I'm as charming as a bowl of cold oatmeal, he has no need for concern.

It's the cheapest. I use Bulldog toner and emulsion so I ain't breaking bank on the eye cream. haha

yea i use those Bulldog products too. i like their moisturizer one too

Homosexual acts will always be a sin, in Islam, just like I sin regularly by swearing like a truck driver (particularly while playing the lesbian video-game from yesterday, on 'survivor' difficulty). Judgement and punishment is reserved by God.

Just as a matter of interest, what do you guesstimate Dippedinblush's punishment will be when she gets judged and found guilty of being gay by God? A few years in purgatory, or maybe fifty lashes with a whip of fire, something like that?

I'm as charming as a bowl of cold oatmeal, he has no need for concern.

Mister Tim touched me inappropriately and was incredibly 'handsy' when we had a beer

Hold on... That's not what Ronnie says, Tim...

Bulldog's shaving gel is really nice. The rest of their stuff is pretty junk, though. Generally any 'for men' skincare products are just an exercise in branding over quality. But their shave gel is great.

Just as a matter of interest, what do you guesstimate Dippedinblush's punishment will be when she gets judged and found guilty of being gay by God? A few years in purgatory, or maybe fifty lashes with a whip of fire, something like that?

When it comes to Religion, it's not something I take lightly by guessing.

Obviously, the Qu'ran makes no mention of God's punishment for adultery (zina, a greater sin than homosexuality) or homosexuality. So, there's no way of knowing if and how God will choose to judge.

When it comes to Sharia, they have their own ways.

I'm as charming as a bowl of cold oatmeal, he has no need for concern.

Cold oatmeal with blueberries, and banana, and strawberries, and other great fruits? :D

Cold oatmeal with blueberries, and banana, and strawberries, and other great fruits? :D

I'm afraid not.

Hold on, Some middle school boys from my hagwon would like to jump in with a statement here:

“게이이~ 게이이~! 엇! 게이! 유 고 투 게이바? 게이! 게이! 티처, 게임? 게임! 게임!”

I'm afraid not.

What kind of cold oatmeal are we talking then? :O