RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0

i never understand the people that make a song and dance for open classes. to me this seems like your normal classes are not good enough, so you need to do something "better" than usual. treat every class like an open class. as my old director said in australia, "if you get nervous when i walk in your class, maybe you haven't prepared your class properly"

Lol have you ever seen an open class here?  It's like a Beauty Pageant at my school.  Korean teacher gets dressed up like she's going to get professional head shots taken, the students have practiced the material a million times, no talking, no messing around, NO KOREAN is spoken (hahahaha).  It's like another planet.

I think Koreans would be disappointed if your open class didn't look any different to your regular ones 

Allow me regale you with the story of The Open Class of Legend:

A few years ago, my ex-CT was sent on a 2 month government-funded trip to NZ to participate in a teacher training programme.
When she returned, I take it the higher-ups wanted to see what a generous portion of their budget was spent on so she was scheduled to do a special open class. In attendance were: the school's principal, VP, head teacher, about a dozen Korean English teachers from the biggest schools in the city, supervisor of the MOE and a few flunkies, the superintendent of the POE with a few flunkies and myself (not teaching with her, thank God).

She'd selected the 6th grade class which I thought was a bit odd, the class is small (8 students) and there are a few relatively bright kids in this class however, they can be a rowdy bunch. My CT is an odd duck as she speaks English at a reasonable pace and doesn't stutter, but about 60% of what she says can only be described as gibberish. She also some strange discipline strategies, she told me that students "will be good if you love them" Our classes have been generally ok is I take the lead and leave her to do whatever the hell she does with the weaker students, at least it keeps them occupied.

My spidey senses told me to get a good seat as something spectacular was about to happen. The bigwigs start arriving and I begin to realize "Wow, this is actually a pretty big deal".

Class starts and she begins with greetings and reviewing the previous lesson. Immediately, I notice that a few of the Korean English teachers are furrowing their eyebrows and 2 of my CTs, from my other schools, are giving my questioning looks as if to ask "Is this woman speaking English? Did she pick up some obscure Kiwi accent?" The PPT is a mess, riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes and follows no logical structure... the borders and background are pretty though.

Seemingly unfazed by those present, the students start acting up and shouting "무라요" and "no jem", while my CT is trying to elicit the vocabulary and expressions they'd "learned" from the previous lesson. While attempting to elicit answers, the only responses she got were silence and those mentioned above. Honestly, I don't blame the students inability to comprehend the CT as she was speaking in a way that can only be described as mumble-rap meets Borat.   

Skipping the presentation or practice phase because honestly, who needs the PPP method? She jumps straight to explaining the game. It's a pretty effective game, which I still use today. Get a bunch of ice-cream sticks and give each student 2 or 3 and have them walk around using the key expression, then RPS, winner takes one stick from the loser and the student with the most sticks at the end of the game is the winner. Simply, right?

She spends 20min, yes 20min, trying to explain this game. When she fails to explain in English, she resorts to Korean ( a big no-no in an English open class like this). The students continue to chorus "무라요" and some boys begin entertaining themselves by throwing sticks at one another, a few break their sticks and the girls are mostly just doodling in their books. For reasons still unknown to me, I decide to step in and interject. First, I get the students attention, then I take 3 sticks and do what should've been done 20min ago, I ask me CT the key expression, she responds and I RPS her. I lose, give her one of the sticks and I pull a sad face, the kids laugh, the adults laugh. I repeat again, I win and my CT gives me a stick. The students go "ahhhhh", my CT asks if they understand and they affirm. I sit down.
 
The game starts, or rather... the maelstrom starts. These kids are usually rather rowdy, but today, they're out of control. The conspiracy theorist inside my entertains the idea that she drugged them with some kind of sedative before class however, she must've mixed it up with what must've been some unholy concoction of Red Bull and Flakka. The kids immediately ignore the activity or the environment and are throwing sticks at one another, my CT is chasing a boy around the room like a freakin Tom and Jerry cartoon, the girls are at the board doodling and writing BTS army and everyone can hear a few "씨발" being hurled around by the boys.

I gaze at those present, most are looking at their shoes, some teachers are covering their mouths, with wide-eyed expressions. The MOE and POE look furious and seem to be engaging in a quiet, yet serious discussion while observing the spectacle.

The bell rings in the middle of the chaos... time management would be the least of the criticisms. She somehow gets the students to their seats and dares to ask "Did you have fun?" "No", "", "no jem", "무라요". She makes a deflated and feeble attempt to elicit the target expression to no avail. The students run out mid-greeting.

The CT nervously thanks the audience who... claps... they clap. Outside the class, the CT is having a conversation with the other English teachers and with every breath she can muster, she's throwing every one of her students under the bus, blaming so and so for having mental issues etc. I'm glad I wasn't doing the open class with this piece of work. Well, mine would've gone smoothly, I damn well guarantee you, but if something did go wrong, you can bet your ass she'd throw me under the bus in a heartbeat.

Before the open class, she was scheduled to transfer and she did... without a hitch. She transfered to a bigger city in a bigger school. Korean education sparkling! 

i have a splitting headache, my body aches, my sinuses are making me feel like hell yet I can't go home. I have 1 day and 3 hours left of my sick leave left. I know I'm going to get sick again during winter or I keeping it as an emergency day if my senior dog ever needs me to take a day off for him if he gets sick.

There is a nurses room that the teachers go to, yet, the nurse teacher doesn't like me sleeping there.  It's always either busy or she's busy or there's no space, all of which are never true because the beds are in clear view. I was told by  my co-teacher to use that room, and that teachers often do. She caught me sleeping at my desk, because the nurse bitch refused me again. There's no point in telling my co-teacher that she doesn't want me there. She won't understand, and will probably just side with the nurse bitch and say, yeah it's been busy.

I don't know what they're worried about anyway, whether the darker color of my skin will rub off on their pillows and sheets and dirty it... fckers.

Rant over, I feel like crap :(

Nice story Aristocrat. A few spelling mistakes in there has me wondering does she teach you English privates on Skype? 

무라요 up there with Jamsimayo in the waygook.org Korean spelling mistakes chart. 

Nice story Aristocrat. A few spelling mistakes in there has me wondering does she teach you English privates on Skype? 

무라요 up there with Jamsimayo in the waygook.org Korean spelling mistakes chart. 

My friend texted me today and said he was gonna get bimbop.

I made fun of him so he fixed it to bimpbop.

JESUS

My friend texted me today and said he was gonna get bimbop.

I made fun of him so he fixed it to bimpbop.

That's amazing.

Lol have you ever seen an open class here?  It's like a Beauty Pageant at my school.  Korean teacher gets dressed up like she's going to get professional head shots taken, the students have practiced the material a million times, no talking, no messing around, NO KOREAN is spoken (hahahaha).  It's like another planet.

My first open class experience was this exactly. My co-teacher even bought costumes for us (I had one too  ) so we were dressed up like Snow White and Prince Charming for a lesson of 'What does she look like?'. The audience lapped it up, even made me consider a career change! But in a normal class she just sat in front of the PC clicking away at the sh*te CD for 40 minutes.

i never understand the people that make a song and dance for open classes. to me this seems like your normal classes are not good enough, so you need to do something "better" than usual. treat every class like an open class. as my old director said in australia, "if you get nervous when i walk in your class, maybe you haven't prepared your class properly"

Lol have you ever seen an open class here?  It's like a Beauty Pageant at my school.  Korean teacher gets dressed up like she's going to get professional head shots taken, the students have practiced the material a million times, no talking, no messing around, NO KOREAN is spoken (hahahaha).  It's like another planet.

I think Koreans would be disappointed if your open class didn't look any different to your regular ones 

yeah that's my point. wonder if this happens in any other countries. the parents must know it's all bollocks, right?

nice story btw aristocrat

My co-teacher even bought costumes for us (I had one too  ) so we were dressed up like Snow White and Prince Charming for a lesson of 'What does she look like?'. The audience lapped it up, even made me consider a career change!

Erm, I'm pretty sure the story for Snow White was the prince had to kiss her.  Do you think there is a chance she did it on purpose?  She was trying to initiate something you didn't somehow catch onto?  The next year, did she drop a bigger hint making you dress as Ron Jeremy and her as Jenna Jameson?  What an open class that would have been.   

Erm, I'm pretty sure the story for Snow White was the prince had to kiss her.  Do you think there is a chance she did it on purpose?  She was trying to initiate something you didn't somehow catch onto?  The next year, did she drop a bigger hint making you dress as Ron Jeremy and her as Jenna Jameson?  What an open class that would have been.   

Haha is it sad that I know who Ron Jeremy is but not Jenna Jameson? I'm guessing now isn't the time to Google her! And tbh going by Aristocrat's (awesome) tale I think we could have gone with any theme possible and she still would have received a standing ovation 

Erm, I'm pretty sure the story for Snow White was the prince had to kiss her.  Do you think there is a chance she did it on purpose?  She was trying to initiate something you didn't somehow catch onto?  The next year, did she drop a bigger hint making you dress as Ron Jeremy and her as Jenna Jameson?  What an open class that would have been.   

Haha is it sad that I know who Ron Jeremy is but not Jenna Jameson? I'm guessing now isn't the time to Google her! And tbh going by Aristocrat's (awesome) tale I think we could have gone with any theme possible and she still would have received a standing ovation 

You may want to NOT use the school computer on that search... ;)

Western tourists coming here is still a comparatively novel thing. Obviously if it's an important enough event to make a TV show about it, viewers would rather see Western tourists liking stuff here than slagging it off. Koreans also get a lot of propaganda at school - in particular in English lessons they're specifically taught how to tell foreigners how great Korea is. Hence you only have to mention K pop to a Korean adult and they will tell you apropos of nothing that K pop is famous all over the world. Straight from Middle School English unit 10.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpE5Yg1qrjw

This Korean news program says BTS "stirred up the biggest fandom since the Beatles" and predicts they'll someday top the Billboard charts.

Well, if they've never been #1, how could that assertion about biggest fandom since the Beatles be true?

More popular than Michael Jackson at the height of his fame? I doubt it.

"Kpop, the biggest music phenomenon since the Beatlemania, has rightfully become synonymous with words like top, hot, best, and global success."

What do y'all think? Is Kpop the biggest music phenomenon since Beatlemanina? Agree or disagree?

They'll be replaced by the next big thing in a couple of years and no one will be able to remember their songs 10 years from now.  Or do you think 'fake love' will some day be competing with "Yesterday' as the most covered song ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLD72Uro8U

It could be as big an explosion as rap was when it came out or at the very least, Reggaeton.

It could also end up like Disco.

It could also end up like Disco.

...God willing.

I think a few of their songs are pretty decent but that isn't my type of music. But are they huge and do they cross a lot of borders that was not crossed before? yes. I really have no idea where I am going but your point is just weird. 
edit: i watched LI's Colbert vid and I would say that they are talented and show just as much "watchability" as anything else these days. Stop being an old man yelling at clouds...

BTS would be less annoying if their crazy fans were less annoying imo

most kpop fans in general seem pretty nuts

BTS would be less annoying if their crazy fans were less annoying imo

most kpop fans in general seem pretty nuts

If they were actually playing instruments instead of doing what all other worthless charlatans do...I could buy into it.

i saw some article the other day and the headline called BTS a boyband. everyone in the comments were going crazy about how BTS is more than just a boyband. they should be called "innovators" or some shit like that, instead of boyband. then there were comments like "well if BTS are a boyband, Nirvana should also be called a boyband". ughhh such drivel. their fans seem weirdly defensive and neurotic

i saw some article the other day and the headline called BTS a boyband. everyone in the comments were going crazy about how BTS is more than just a boyband. they should be called "innovators" or some shit like that, instead of boyband. then there were comments like "well if BTS are a boyband, Nirvana should also be called a boyband". ughhh such drivel. their fans seem weirdly defensive and neurotic

BTS are a 'boyband' like 'New Kids on the Block' and crap manufactured stuff like that.  They don't play their own instruments.  They are dancers, that's it.  They're here today, and they'll be gone tomorrow, like 'One Direction'. 

Nirvana are, and always will be, innovators.