RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0

'Expert' my arse. 

Was it this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-2Scfj4FZk

 

A 20 minute takedown.  I doubt he'll be leaving the house anytime soon.

A corn dog is not a hot dog.

It's a friggin' battered wiener.
It doesn't even deserve the name "sausage".

A polish sausage or an Coney Island dog or American hotdog with relish and chili is worth a heart attack.

A corn dog, even with dijon mustard, isn't.

A corn dog is not a hot dog.

It's a friggin' battered wiener.
It doesn't even deserve the name "sausage".

A polish sausage or an Coney Island dog or American hotdog with relish and chili is worth a heart attack.

A corn dog, even with dijon mustard, isn't.

Especially not when fried in rancid oil and served with Korean ketchup, as is the custom.

and then finished off by being drenched in granulated sugar

Has pounding headache.
Buys headache medicine.
Pours glass of water.
Tries to push capsule through packet . . . not happening.
Tries to open layer of film with finger nail, nope not today mother ******.
Rages and tries to force capsule through packet, hahahahaha, not gonna happen APF.
Gets knife,
stabs packet to death,
rush of blood to the head,
can feel headache pulsating like head is going to explode,
cut finger on razor sharp plastic packet edge,
swallow tablets without water,
drink water, breathe, breathe, turn around,
step on fan plug, pain in head is gone.

Has pounding headache.
Buys headache medicine.
Pours glass of water.
Tries to push capsule through packet . . . not happening.
Tries to open layer of film with finger nail, nope not today mother ******.
Rages and tries to force capsule through packet, hahahahaha, not gonna happen APF.
Gets knife,
stabs packet to death,
rush of blood to the head,
can feel headache pulsating like head is going to explode,
cut finger on razor sharp plastic packet edge,
swallow tablets without water,
drink water, breathe, breathe, turn around,
step on fan plug, pain in head is gone.

If stepping on the plug had, instead, caused a rage induced aneurysm and you keeled over dead, could this legitimately be attributed to fan death?

People who refer to their cars as the model name. "I spent the weekend driving the Sonata around town."

People who refer to their cars as the model name. "I spent the weekend driving the Sonata around town."

 

Unless it's...

'My Lotze is a total heap of shit'
'The fukcing clutch on my Terracan exploded when I went over 50kms/h on the highway'
'All the wheels fell off my Korando when I went around the corner'
'More than two people in my Tuscani and it's tight like a nun's kazoo'

People who refer to their cars as the model name. "I spent the weekend driving the Sonata around town."

Even if it's a Korando? Surely that'd be worth mentioning as often as possible.

Threads get locked then unlocked but then new comments have to wait for admin approval. Which takes days, if at all???

Also ranting about Koreans creating dummy accounts to defend their shitshows. Ffs

Threads get locked then unlocked but then new comments have to wait for admin approval. Which takes days, if at all???

Also ranting about Koreans creating dummy accounts to defend their shitshows. Ffs

Just so you know, there aren't any comments in the mod's "waiting for approval"  list. Maybe it got deleted?

Threads get locked then unlocked but then new comments have to wait for admin approval. Which takes days, if at all???

Also ranting about Koreans creating dummy accounts to defend their shitshows. Ffs

Just so you know, there aren't any comments in the mod's "waiting for approval"  list. Maybe it got deleted?

Ah. The request must've been deleted before I saw it.

Spicy rice cake dumped on a bunch of white rice isn't a meal. Fight me.

Also ranting about Koreans creating dummy accounts to defend their shitshows. Ffs

Just now saw that thread, I agree that it's definitely a Korean behind the necro, not sure if I'm allowed to post that now, though.

EDIT: **** it, I did it anyway. I hate shady business owners.

Ah. The request must've been deleted before I saw it.

Says it’s still pending.

Ah. The request must've been deleted before I saw it.

Says it’s still pending.

Bizarre.

Maybe it's above my paygrade? 

Ah. The request must've been deleted before I saw it.

Says it’s still pending.

Bizarre.

Maybe it's above my paygrade? 

Can you see mine? It's pending approval, too.

Can you see mine? It's pending approval, too.

No, nada.
Apparently you guys need the kind of oversight that a lowly lvl 1 just isn't qualified to provide. 

Can you see mine? It's pending approval, too.

No, nada.
Apparently you guys need the kind of oversight that a lowly lvl 1 just isn't qualified to provide. 

Haha, this is interesting.

Can you see mine? It's pending approval, too.

No, nada.
Apparently you guys need the kind of oversight that a lowly lvl 1 just isn't qualified to provide. 

Hmmm, now I'm thinking 'on a motorbike, an ashtray, as useful as'   

It's shame as you'd be on these approvals like a pigeon on a chip.