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  • VanIslander
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10320 on: September 16, 2019, 10:00:27 pm »
A corn dog is not a hot dog.

It's a friggin' battered wiener.
It doesn't even deserve the name "sausage".

A polish sausage or an Coney Island dog or American hotdog with relish and chili is worth a heart attack.

A corn dog, even with dijon mustard, isn't.


  • JNM
  • The Legend

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    • January 19, 2015, 10:16:48 am
    • Seoul, South Korea
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10321 on: September 17, 2019, 02:11:38 am »
A corn dog is not a hot dog.

It's a friggin' battered wiener.
It doesn't even deserve the name "sausage".

A polish sausage or an Coney Island dog or American hotdog with relish and chili is worth a heart attack.

A corn dog, even with dijon mustard, isn't.


Especially not when fried in rancid oil and served with Korean ketchup, as is the custom.


  • oglop
  • The Legend

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    • August 25, 2011, 07:24:54 pm
    • Seoul
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10322 on: September 17, 2019, 07:49:23 am »
and then finished off by being drenched in granulated sugar


  • AvecPommesFrites
  • Hero of Waygookistan

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10323 on: September 17, 2019, 08:39:54 am »
Has pounding headache.
Buys headache medicine.
Pours glass of water.
Tries to push capsule through packet . . . not happening.
Tries to open layer of film with finger nail, nope not today mother ******.
Rages and tries to force capsule through packet, hahahahaha, not gonna happen APF.
Gets knife,
stabs packet to death,
rush of blood to the head,
can feel headache pulsating like head is going to explode,
cut finger on razor sharp plastic packet edge,
swallow tablets without water,
drink water, breathe, breathe, turn around,
step on fan plug, pain in head is gone.
Soggy undergarments


  • Kyndo
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10324 on: September 17, 2019, 09:15:35 am »
Has pounding headache.
Buys headache medicine.
Pours glass of water.
Tries to push capsule through packet . . . not happening.
Tries to open layer of film with finger nail, nope not today mother ******.
Rages and tries to force capsule through packet, hahahahaha, not gonna happen APF.
Gets knife,
stabs packet to death,
rush of blood to the head,
can feel headache pulsating like head is going to explode,
cut finger on razor sharp plastic packet edge,
swallow tablets without water,
drink water, breathe, breathe, turn around,
step on fan plug, pain in head is gone.
If stepping on the plug had, instead, caused a rage induced aneurysm and you keeled over dead, could this legitimately be attributed to fan death?



  • zola
  • The Legend

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    • September 30, 2012, 06:56:11 am
    • Korea
Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10325 on: September 17, 2019, 09:50:26 am »
People who refer to their cars as the model name. "I spent the weekend driving the Sonata around town."
Kpip! - Martin 2018


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10326 on: September 17, 2019, 10:18:21 am »
People who refer to their cars as the model name. "I spent the weekend driving the Sonata around town."

 :laugh:

Unless it's...

'My Lotze is a total heap of shit'
'The fukcing clutch on my Terracan exploded when I went over 50kms/h on the highway'
'All the wheels fell off my Korando when I went around the corner'
'More than two people in my Tuscani and it's tight like a nun's kazoo'


  • Mister Tim
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    • September 08, 2013, 10:33:54 am
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10327 on: September 17, 2019, 10:36:54 am »
People who refer to their cars as the model name. "I spent the weekend driving the Sonata around town."


Even if it's a Korando? Surely that'd be worth mentioning as often as possible.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10328 on: September 17, 2019, 10:50:15 am »
Threads get locked then unlocked but then new comments have to wait for admin approval. Which takes days, if at all???

Also ranting about Koreans creating dummy accounts to defend their shitshows. Ffs


  • Kyndo
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10329 on: September 17, 2019, 10:54:52 am »
Threads get locked then unlocked but then new comments have to wait for admin approval. Which takes days, if at all???

Also ranting about Koreans creating dummy accounts to defend their shitshows. Ffs

Just so you know, there aren't any comments in the mod's "waiting for approval"  list. Maybe it got deleted?


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10330 on: September 17, 2019, 11:02:08 am »
Threads get locked then unlocked but then new comments have to wait for admin approval. Which takes days, if at all???

Also ranting about Koreans creating dummy accounts to defend their shitshows. Ffs

Just so you know, there aren't any comments in the mod's "waiting for approval"  list. Maybe it got deleted?


  • Kyndo
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10331 on: September 17, 2019, 11:06:07 am »
Ah. The request must've been deleted before I saw it. :undecided:


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10332 on: September 17, 2019, 11:46:24 am »
Spicy rice cake dumped on a bunch of white rice isn't a meal. Fight me.

Also ranting about Koreans creating dummy accounts to defend their shitshows. Ffs

Just now saw that thread, I agree that it's definitely a Korean behind the necro, not sure if I'm allowed to post that now, though.

EDIT: **** it, I did it anyway. I hate shady business owners.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2019, 11:49:24 am by Chinguetti »


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10333 on: September 17, 2019, 11:55:39 am »
Ah. The request must've been deleted before I saw it. :undecided:

Says itís still pending.


  • Kyndo
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10334 on: September 17, 2019, 12:00:25 pm »
Ah. The request must've been deleted before I saw it. :undecided:
Says itís still pending.
Bizarre.

Maybe it's above my paygrade?  :laugh:
« Last Edit: September 17, 2019, 12:06:31 pm by kyndo »


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10335 on: September 17, 2019, 12:03:05 pm »
Ah. The request must've been deleted before I saw it. :undecided:
Says itís still pending.
Bizarre.

Maybe it's above my paygrade?  :laugh:

Can you see mine? It's pending approval, too.


  • Kyndo
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10336 on: September 17, 2019, 12:08:52 pm »
Can you see mine? It's pending approval, too.
No, nada.
Apparently you guys need the kind of oversight that a lowly lvl 1 just isn't qualified to provide.  :sad:


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10337 on: September 17, 2019, 12:12:15 pm »
Can you see mine? It's pending approval, too.
No, nada.
Apparently you guys need the kind of oversight that a lowly lvl 1 just isn't qualified to provide.  :sad:

Haha, this is interesting.


Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10338 on: September 17, 2019, 12:20:46 pm »
Can you see mine? It's pending approval, too.
No, nada.
Apparently you guys need the kind of oversight that a lowly lvl 1 just isn't qualified to provide.  :sad:

Hmmm, now I'm thinking 'on a motorbike, an ashtray, as useful as'   :undecided:

It's shame as you'd be on these approvals like a pigeon on a chip. 


  • Kyndo
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #10339 on: September 17, 2019, 01:08:54 pm »
Hmmm, now I'm thinking 'on a motorbike, an ashtray, as useful as'   :undecided:
It's shame as you'd be on these approvals like a pigeon on a chip. 
I dunno. I'm not exactly to be trusted with authority of any kind.