RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0

What happens when two alphas of similar strength and power enter?

Then it's like a David Attenborough nature program about two Silverback males fighting for dominance of the toilets.  You just have to sit back and marvel at the sheer brutal strength of nature.  One has to lose, and he's out of the pack.  I only have to look at the computer teacher now to get them to cower.

You mean something like this with a double urinal between them for maximum efficiency?

 

I mean, how do you even practice for that?  Does your family rough you up at the dinner table before you've started your chips?  Also, who would go and watch a face-slapping contest?  To be fair, they have the wife-carrying championships in Finland, so maybe out of curiosity I might pop along if I'm in the area. 

I mean, how do you even practice for that?  Does your family rough you up at the dinner table before you've started your chips?  Also, who would go and watch a face-slapping contest?  To be fair, they have the wife-carrying championships in Finland, so maybe out of curiosity I might pop along if I'm in the area. 

Best part? One of the reigning slapping champions is a guy named Dumpling. He's the bearded guy in that vid.

I want to believe that 'competitive slapping' started in the seedy underbelly of men's restroom disputes and evolved from there, but who knows. Training methods are probably also super secret.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evewxm/competitive-slapping-is-the-worlds-greatest-sport

I mean, how do you even practice for that?  Does your family rough you up at the dinner table before you've started your chips?  Also, who would go and watch a face-slapping contest?  To be fair, they have the wife-carrying championships in Finland, so maybe out of curiosity I might pop along if I'm in the area. 

Best part? One of the reigning slapping champions is a guy named Dumpling. He's the bearded guy in that vid.

I want to believe that 'competitive slapping' started in the seedy underbelly of men's restroom disputes and evolved from there, but who knows. Training methods are probably also super secret.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evewxm/competitive-slapping-is-the-worlds-greatest-sport

There must be some advantage to having some kind of beard like his, surely? 

It was a part of the Siberian Power Show—which included bodybuilding, powerlifting, dance offs, and a dumpling eating contest

Hmmm, given the choice, I'd go for the dance off.  And anyway, don't these Russians have anything better to do than beat each other silly, lift heavy objects, show off their muscular bodies, stuff their faces and then dance around?  What would the Korean equivalent involve?  An event where they don't hit each other for fear of paying 'blood money' and they just shout louder and louder until the other person backs down?  A contest post-dinner for sucking their teeth?  The loudest person wins. What a spectator sport that'd be. 

Sitting in a huge, 3 level coffee shop. One of the few in my city that opens early. 2 other customers in the whole place. Probably 80-100 free seats on this level. I never choose prime seating by the window as they attract the most people. Sitting in peace, mentally preparing myself for the day. Some absolute **** chooses to sit right next to me. Out of the other 100 vacant seats, he has to sit within a meter of me.

No that's not all, this pos starts watching a video on his phone, while not at full volume, still without headphones. And he slurps his drink.

I love hearing people's reasons for invading others' personal spaces without having any rhyme or logic to it, haha. What do you think? Maybe it was HIS spot, where he'll sit no matter what's going on as long as it's free. Maybe he was making some weird power play and trying to see if he could get you to move. Or maybe he just really liked the look of you and wanted to be close. ;)

This is like those guys who slide up to use the urinal next to yours, even when there are plenty of other free ones.

Is the urinal thing a big issue for you?

Probably because Chinguetti is female

That’s why I asked.

It's funny how some KTs try to force their preferences onto you and try to call it a "discussion." And then accuse you of not listening to their side of the "discussion" when you disagree with them and push back.

FYI, just because you don't get your way doesn't mean no one listened to you. You were heard. No one agreed with you. You get your way like 90% of the time. Have a little grace, stop stepping on toes, and accept this loss. It's time to move the **** on already.

It's funny how some KTs try to force their preferences onto you..

Actually, I feel a little bad today about my co-teacher and her test scoring.  I really like her, but I'm a bit annoyed with the Korean thing of everybody scooting off in the afternoons after the test, whereas I don't go home.  She wrote a fairly open-ended writing question, with the assumption that I would help her score it.  Our English test was the first one on Tuesday last week, so basically you can score on the 채점 system from the afternoon.  Our test period finished on Friday, which is four half-days at school for teachers.  But all the teachers disappear off every day, which is fine, I have a lot of other work to do as we have our English festival next week.  So yesterday, she came and asked if I could help, I said 'last week, I had time, when you went home every day, this week I don't have time'.  She seemed to accept that, which is fine.  I mean even on Friday she went off to a coffee shop all afternoon with another teacher and left her car in the car park.  It's been a long semester and I have less time for this kind of bollocks.  Still love my co-teachers and school, mind, just tired. 

The principal has taken it upon herself to replace my usual summer week of desk-warming with teaching 10 돌봄 (essentially free daycare at school) classes to 17 1st and 2nd graders with an old contract teacher who can't speak English.  The class had already been set up as a daycare, subscribed to with no reference to English and staffed accordingly. Now I've got to take responsibility, make the 10 lesson plans and lead the classes.

The principal has taken it upon herself to replace my usual summer week of desk-warming with teaching 10 돌봄 (essentially free daycare at school) classes to 17 1st and 2nd graders with an old contract teacher who can't speak English.  The class had already been set up as a daycare, subscribed to with no reference to English and staffed accordingly. Now I've got to take responsibility, make the 10 lesson plans and lead the classes.

That is really sh*t.  Any chance of refusing?

The principal has taken it upon herself to replace my usual summer week of desk-warming with teaching 10 돌봄 (essentially free daycare at school) classes to 17 1st and 2nd graders with an old contract teacher who can't speak English.  The class had already been set up as a daycare, subscribed to with no reference to English and staffed accordingly. Now I've got to take responsibility, make the 10 lesson plans and lead the classes.

That is really sh*t.  Any chance of refusing?

I've put some thought into it but it doesn't seem so. I contacted the go-between at our office of education because I wanted to check if teaching 1st and 2nd grade is kosher and was told it's fine because it's not in the regular semester.

Real-time update: looking at the calendar I'm considering booking the week as vacation instead. Hopefully it's not too late...

*A phone-call is happening* I completely blanked on the fact that I have 13 days vacation in Summer to spend in stead of the old 9! Fingers crossed...

The principal has taken it upon herself to replace my usual summer week of desk-warming with teaching 10 돌봄 (essentially free daycare at school) classes to 17 1st and 2nd graders with an old contract teacher who can't speak English.  The class had already been set up as a daycare, subscribed to with no reference to English and staffed accordingly. Now I've got to take responsibility, make the 10 lesson plans and lead the classes.

I've had to do that most vacation periods at my school without a coteacher. I don't mind it so much to be honest. 5 mins of teaching, 30 of activities.  The 돌봄 teachers (0 English) are pretty good at keeping them well behaved.

so i went to "goose island" in gangnam last night. we sat down, the waiter brought us a menu. the first page is a bottle of beer called "bourbon beer". the guy said it's half price, and even though there wasn't a price on it, we ordered a bottle each. i mean, it's beer, right? how expensive can a bottle of beer be? yeah, so...

so we got the receipt a couple of minutes later... the beer was 110,000won a bottle, reduced to 55,000won. wtf? of course we canceled the order immediately, but **** that guy for not mentioning it. legitimately felt like i was being scammed

then we ordered normal beer (after carefully checking the price), but, despite the place being a tap house, they were "out of large sized glasses" so we had to order the smaller, more expensive sized glasses.

**** that place

so i went to "goose island" in gangnam last night.

Always go to Art Monster. Always.

https://bartrekseoul.com/2019/01/13/art-monster-gangnam/

oh nice. looks like tap public in itaewon. i'll go next time i'm (unfortunately) in gangnam. nice one

I honestly and truly hate the foreign community in my town.

They are the just the absolute ****** worst.

I know so many folks who've moved from here just because they got tired of having to deal with the bullshit from both inside and outside of their schools, and I get it. Every time I try to mingle with anyone outside of my established circle, I end up feeling like I'm in high school again. One guy had warned me that they were a bunch of irl trolls, and at the time I'd thought he was just exaggerating, but honestly he hadn't emphasized this fact enough. I don't understand how these people manage to function at all.

Makes me all the more grateful that I have a circle of friends, and that I'm introverted so don't need a lot of social interaction.

so i went to "goose island" in gangnam last night. we sat down, the waiter brought us a menu. the first page is a bottle of beer called "bourbon beer". the guy said it's half price, and even though there wasn't a price on it, we ordered a bottle each. i mean, it's beer, right? how expensive can a bottle of beer be? yeah, so...

so we got the receipt a couple of minutes later... the beer was 110,000won a bottle, reduced to 55,000won. wtf? of course we canceled the order immediately, but **** that guy for not mentioning it. legitimately felt like i was being scammed

then we ordered normal beer (after carefully checking the price), but, despite the place being a tap house, they were "out of large sized glasses" so we had to order the smaller, more expensive sized glasses.

**** that place

That place is objectively garbage. Also Goose Island is owned by AB-inBev, I believe, so it's not even like a fancy craft brew anymore. And that Gangnam location is the epitome of style over substance. Their beers were tiny, poorly poured, extortionately priced, and the staff didn't know what the heck they were serving when I asked questions.

I honestly and truly hate the foreign community in my town.

They are the just the absolute ****** worst.

What town?

I honestly and truly hate the foreign community in my town.

They are the just the absolute ****** worst.

What town?

Yeah, dish.

I honestly and truly hate the foreign community in my town.

They are the just the absolute ****** worst.

I know so many folks who've moved from here just because they got tired of having to deal with the bullshit from both inside and outside of their schools, and I get it. Every time I try to mingle with anyone outside of my established circle, I end up feeling like I'm in high school again. One guy had warned me that they were a bunch of irl trolls, and at the time I'd thought he was just exaggerating, but honestly he hadn't emphasized this fact enough. I don't understand how these people manage to function at all.

Makes me all the more grateful that I have a circle of friends, and that I'm introverted so don't need a lot of social interaction.

Do you mean the native English teachers or just foreigners in general comprising many careers? It sounds like they are into their little clique and don't mix well with new comers. 

my wife casually mentioned to my MIL that we don't eat rice every day for dinner.. they had a big argument about it

my wife casually mentioned to my MIL that we don't eat rice every day for dinner.. they had a big argument about it

I can only imagine MIL:

  But, but................ .........BUT! HOW? I'll bet you eat bread instead.