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  • ciannagh
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    • March 03, 2014, 06:34:16 pm
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #780 on: October 07, 2014, 03:04:07 pm »
Went to wake a sleeping student up in my class. I noticed he had written, "CHEST SEX IS MY LIFE" on his textbook in big black marker.


  • travelinpantsgirl
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #781 on: October 14, 2014, 02:19:38 pm »
ciannagh,

had a similar thing happened to me. A 6th grade girl was sitting in front of me and she finished her classwork and began to doodle on her book. She wrote: Touch my body.  :huh:

but then she wrote SISTA and I asked her if it was a song title and she said yes. Still why is a 12 yr old listening to that? Am I just getting old that I find that mildly disturbing? LOL
Ignoranţa este adesea o boală fatal şi cretin nu poate fi vindecata.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #782 on: October 14, 2014, 02:35:16 pm »
I was recently doing a lesson on Compliments to third year high school students.  After working through the lesson I gave out slips of paper with various things you needed to compliment a fellow student on.  When the boy stood up to compliment his friend on his Badminton skills he declared

'I can't see your hand.  Wow, where's your shuttle cock?'

I died and then asked what exactly he meant.  he made a fast swipe with his hand showing his swing is so good and fast.  Whatever, I was already holding back tears.  I kept his answer paper as evidence to the awesomeness.


  • Paul
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    • September 21, 2010, 10:28:58 pm
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #783 on: October 14, 2014, 02:58:01 pm »
Revising the vocabulary items during that grade 6 unit on organising parties:

"What other types of party do you know?"
"Lemon party."
More primary school colours and shapes activity ideas and resources than you'd ever need - here
Holy free educational fonts Batman!


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #784 on: October 14, 2014, 06:21:52 pm »
Revising the vocabulary items during that grade 6 unit on organising parties:

"What other types of party do you know?"
"Lemon party."
And once again Urban Dictionary protects my eyes where Google would have just made them sad. 


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #785 on: October 15, 2014, 01:21:38 pm »
Co Teacher: What are the key sentences from this lesson?
Student A: What do you want.
Co Teacher: Anything else?
Student B: Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo!


  • travelinpantsgirl
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #786 on: October 15, 2014, 01:30:12 pm »
Not so much what was said but what they did. As typical children, they came into my office begging for candy because word spread that I give candy if they clean the unused classroom I sit in well. These beggars hadn't done anything to warrant the candy...but continued to beg desperately...I had an idea...

"Please teacher, give me candy!" (Three in unison 6th graders)
"Okay, I'll give you candy if you do the dance that I show you." (I played the video on my iPad"

Needless to say, I got three 6th graders to do the hokey pokey for three straight minutes before I couldn't keep a straight face anymore and gave in...lol. I gave them each one piece.
That was my entertainment for the day...lol.
Ignoranţa este adesea o boală fatal şi cretin nu poate fi vindecata.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #787 on: October 15, 2014, 02:22:26 pm »
BOY 1: "What did you do yesterday?"
BOY 2: "I kill you!"
BOY 1: (whispering) "Kill-uuuhhhhd! Killed!"
BOY 2: "Oh, sorry. I KILLED you yesterday. How about you?"
BOY 1: "Oh, I killed you, too."
BOY 2: "Great!"

(after being asked for examples)
KID 1: "Can I crazy?"
KID 2: "Yes, you may!"
KID 1: "Then I will hit you!"
KID 2: "That's dirty and nice. I'll take it."
KID: "How much are YOU?"
TEACHER: "These pens are two thousand won. They're cheap and nice."
KID: "They're expensive! WATER PARK!"

I'm still crying from laughing so much at your post!
I remember this lesson. Sadly, my grade 6 don't speak much. :(


  • jb2079
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    • August 24, 2013, 08:13:42 am
    • Gangnam
Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #788 on: October 15, 2014, 02:34:57 pm »
Finish this sentence

"_________ yourself." which is the keyphrase help yourself

One student loudly trying to say please and help yourself shouted,

"Please yourself!"

Of course I was the only one that died. haha

Uhhhh. No. No.


Another student,

I said "Okay class, where is he?"

"teacher teacher!! He's in the chicken!" chicken-kitchen

The whole class erupted in laughter.

He did admit he was hungry.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #789 on: October 15, 2014, 02:54:56 pm »
More sad than funny:

We did superhero camp this summer.
They had to make their own superhero for the puppet show.

Team A:
Strength: Fire
Weakness: His heart
(not bad!)

Team B's:

Strength: Fly
Weakness: Parents.

Me:"Her weakness is her parents?"
Student: "Yes! Parents!"
ME: "Why?"
Student: "She is very scary parents."

:(


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #790 on: October 15, 2014, 03:12:11 pm »
Elementary Grade 3

Flicking through some slides on a PowerPoint describing appearance. Kids have to shout out the answer...


"Terror bomber!" "Terrorist!"


The correct answer was pretty.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #791 on: October 16, 2014, 01:45:19 pm »
I do realize that this post is about hilarious things that the students have said, as in spoken, but I think this also qualifies...

We're playing The Price is Right and each team has to write down their price on a mini whiteboard. The item on the screen is a Kia Morning with an estimated price of 10,000,000 won... most of the teams guessed 20,000,000 won or higher but one of the teams guessed the price to be 2,500,000 won and I had to bite my lip to keep from LMAO.


  • JasonB13
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    • June 27, 2013, 12:54:41 pm
    • Suwon, gyeonggi
Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #792 on: October 16, 2014, 03:33:44 pm »
6th Graders talking smack about each other in Korean. Girls and Boys mixed while cleaning the English room. They cuss and joke around, I let them, as long as it doesn't get too offensive or not at an excessive amount.

Boy (to me): Teacher, do you see her? She is like the Hulk!
Me: Why?
Boy: Because she's dangerous and strong and mean like Hulk.
Girl: No! Teacher! He is ugly!
Boy: You are like a scary monster. Hulk!

Girl flips the boy off. Boy looks at me with a surprised look since I'm just laughing. (What? He deserved the bird)

Boy: Teacher did you see?
Me: HAHA What?
Boy: She fucked me!

I laugh even harder. Trying to tell him not to say that, but couldn't keep a straight face.

Boy: Teacher~~ Why?

Me: .(still laughing) ... nothing... just don't say that. It's not right.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #793 on: November 04, 2014, 03:25:12 pm »
OTHER TEACHER: "How are you today?"
JIM: "My future is tired."

OTHER TEACHER: "What is your plan for this year?"
JIM: "EAT CHICKEN!"

Jim, you butthole. You rock.
NOTORIOUS D.G.P.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #794 on: November 04, 2014, 10:01:27 pm »
"I still live with my pants."
"My pants paid for this class."
"I went to Gyeongju with my pants."

I absolutely cannot teach this guy how to say "parents".


  • magicmumu
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #795 on: November 18, 2014, 09:56:35 am »
This is my favorite thread on this entire site. I hope this thread never dies.
Treat others how you would like to be treated. Seriously.


  • KaPow!
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    • March 31, 2014, 07:52:34 am
    • Gochang, Korea
Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #796 on: November 18, 2014, 10:36:26 am »
I'm at a Boys High School -
My one student called diapers 'magic panties', which I found pretty funny. 

Another student gave me a lemon and told me:"I love you, I need you, I want you"


  • z80
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #797 on: November 18, 2014, 11:44:52 am »
The magic panties might be a hang over ... when pads (ie womens pads) where introduced to Korea the brand was Magic, and older women may even refer to their period as 'magic time'.


  • stemarty
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #798 on: November 18, 2014, 12:07:03 pm »
During the speaking test I was sitting in the hallway. Student comes out but walks in the opposite direction and didn't notice me sitting there, waiting for him.

I let him get to the end of the hall and I hear "TEACHER WHERE ARE YOU?!"
So I replied: "IM OVER HERE!!!"
Student: "OH MY LIFE! I'M A COMING TEACHER!!!!! I'M A COMMMMMING!"
*said just as the Principal (who speaks fluent English) walked by me.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #799 on: November 18, 2014, 12:31:18 pm »
Two elementary boys

Student A: What do you want to do?
Student B: I want to do you.
Student A: What?
Student B: I want to marry you.

and then the next class

one student:  I want a BJ. 
me: what
class:  He wants to be a  BJ.

Apparently a bj is a type of computer programming job