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  • kriztee
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    • December 18, 2015, 01:33:06 am
Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1040 on: September 06, 2017, 02:53:03 pm »
Target sentences: "Where are you?" "I'm in the ______. I'm _______."

Me: Where are you?
Student: I'm in the living room. I'm killing.
Me: WHAT!?
Student: *realizing mistake* CLEANING! I'M CLEANING!
Me: o.o
Other student: *implies student 1 is cleaning up the mess from killing*
Me: No killing in the living room please!


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1041 on: September 06, 2017, 03:03:59 pm »
"I can't wait to piss."

I thought maybe the word he was trying to go for was "peace" since he told the KT that he was trying to say he wanted to relax.


  • yirj17
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1042 on: September 11, 2017, 10:21:30 am »
Nothing was said aloud, but I got a kick out of this.  I had the kids playing Bingo for class and they were using Scrabble letters as game pieces.  Some of the boys got clever.

Student:  *whispers loudly* Teacher! 

Points at some letter tiles that spell: "sex."
Some girls see and frown, shaking their heads. 
Another student sees and adds a tile.

"sexy."

Then another student happens by.

Student:  Teacher!  Wait... wait...

Kid grabs some more letters.

"sexy man"

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  Then some girls knocked the letters apart. 


  • travelinpantsgirl
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1043 on: September 22, 2017, 11:19:26 am »
I always take that as a sign of affection, but others might say, they wouldn't treat a Kteacher that way...yeah but we're not Kteachers and that's the point right?
Your students like you.  :-*
I have a lot of nicknames from my students, which I like because my students are given a lot of nicknames too by me.  But I realised today about my latest one, was coming from how I was dressed.  I have a cocoa brown sweater and black trousers on today, and my students have been calling me 'Dolce Gusto Teacher' because I look like a coffee.  I asked my other co-teachers if they get nicknames, but they don't.  Maybe it's just me.   ;D
Ignoranţa este adesea o boală fatal şi cretin nu poate fi vindecata.


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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1044 on: September 22, 2017, 11:43:53 am »
 :police: Okay, kids, this word is 'All right.' What is another word for All right?

 :smiley: 모두 오른쪽

 :police: hahahahaah no.
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  • travelinpantsgirl
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1045 on: September 22, 2017, 11:57:31 am »
Definitely!  :-* :-*
I always take that as a sign of affection, but others might say, they wouldn't treat a Kteacher that way...yeah but we're not Kteachers and that's the point right?
Your students like you.  :-*
I have a lot of nicknames from my students, which I like because my students are given a lot of nicknames too by me.  But I realised today about my latest one, was coming from how I was dressed.  I have a cocoa brown sweater and black trousers on today, and my students have been calling me 'Dolce Gusto Teacher' because I look like a coffee.  I asked my other co-teachers if they get nicknames, but they don't.  Maybe it's just me.   ;D

Right, as you know from your high school, you can really take to students.  They're basically adults with funny personalities, emotionally developed and they don't have that black and white thinking like elementary students, also they are very receptive to encouragement and especially with them being at high school, it is really tough for them, so those little moments of praise go a long way.  Like you, my students are always popping in for a chat.  I like that.  But I wouldn't be able to maintain the level of concentration they do in class, day-after-day, not on your nelly.  To me, it's really important to me to respect students and they are receptive to that and that is generally shown back.
Ignoranţa este adesea o boală fatal şi cretin nu poate fi vindecata.


  • net.panda
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1046 on: September 22, 2017, 12:48:20 pm »
Did some rebus puzzles with my middle school students. One of them was "Jack in the box".

- Group asks for a hint and I point the the word "Jack" -

Me: What is this word?
Student: Japan!
Me: Japan? Try one more time, what is this word?
Student: America!
Me + CT + his group: Huh?
Student: *points to each letter* Japan, America, China, Korea
 :laugh: :laugh:

He is one of my weaker students, but he certainly thought outside of the box  :wink:


  • kriztee
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1047 on: September 22, 2017, 01:58:12 pm »
Me: *Shows a picture of a couple in hanbok"
Student: That's my girlfriend
Me: You're too young for her, and that man is her boyfriend, not you"
Student: That's Min Jun (another student). He steal her, I kill him later.
Me: .........................Please don't.


  • yirj17
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1048 on: September 28, 2017, 03:44:06 pm »
Me:  What are you going to do this weekend??
Student:  I'M GOING TO PRISON. 
Me:  Really?   :shocked: :shocked:
Student:  YES. 
Me:  Okay.  Why are you going to prison? 
Student:  Uh.. because... prison has delicious food!! 

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1049 on: November 21, 2017, 08:19:46 am »
Female Student - Teacher, your watch looks very expensive, how much is it?
Me - One thousand won, I bought it at Lotte mart.
Female Student - Haha, teacher is liar. I like your 만년필 (fountain pen) is very beautiful.
Male Student - Teacher, she is golddigger

Me and other male students


  • travelinpantsgirl
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1050 on: November 21, 2017, 08:50:54 am »
High school girls
Me: girls today weíre going to watch a movie. (Because itís a short week because of Suneung being rescheduled)
Student: teacher, Arrow? (I showed them one episode of Arrow and now all my students are like Arrow junkies lol)
Me: no
Student: romance? A stimulating romance?!
Me: :shocked: No, thatís not my thing. I only watch those alone. (This totally came out wrong, I meant I donít show those kinds of movies to students lol).
These girls, man.  :laugh:
Ignoranţa este adesea o boală fatal şi cretin nu poate fi vindecata.


  • flyingspider
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1051 on: December 08, 2017, 01:40:14 pm »
We're learning about careers, and they were supposed to write about what they liked and what they wanted to be when they grow up. One boy wrote, "I like to play. I want to be a player."


  • fnord
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1052 on: December 08, 2017, 03:03:35 pm »
Sitting at my desk, 5 minutes before a class...

A chubby 5th grade boy slides the classroom door open, strolls in, and says, in a perfect imitation of the original...



I was so caught off guard by how perfectly executed it was, I couldn't help but laugh really hard.

After I gathered myself I gave him a light scolding for using bad language, but I doubt he took me too seriously.


  • HaLo3
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1053 on: December 08, 2017, 03:09:21 pm »
I have a student that tells some mighty tall tales. She told me that a goat ate her homework (in Bundang). Another time she said that at her brothers wedding, a fire broke out and her mom and brother were screaming, and everyone was screaming, and the cake burned. She also told me her mom could juggle fire. I always feel like I'm playing a really intense version of 2 truths and a lie.

Another student during a test, wrote that the equator "was in the meddle of the arse." Cracked me and the other teacher I work with up. It's even better with an Irish accent.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1054 on: December 08, 2017, 03:11:53 pm »
One of my 4th grade students likes to joke around and say he'll kill (or maybe he's not joking).
So a few days ago they're filling in blanks and to be funny he writes "Kill" in all of the blanks.
One of the sentences however was "I ______ my mom"

Me: Sang Min, you kill your mom
Him: No teacher
Me: But that's what you wrote
Him *realises what he just wrote*: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1055 on: December 08, 2017, 03:15:43 pm »
Another student during a test, wrote that the equator "was in the meddle of the arse." Cracked me and the other teacher I work with up. It's even better with an Irish accent.
That's what you get when it's hangeulised to 어쓰
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  • kyndo
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1056 on: December 08, 2017, 06:38:37 pm »
My students were writing down other country's customs and two girls in two different classes wrote, 'in France, you give people a kiss on both chicks'
Not entirely wrong, though.  :undecided:


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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1057 on: December 12, 2017, 02:20:56 pm »
High school in self study...
my rules are simple...
keep your voices down and keep your butt in a chair.
Kid does a squat walk around the table as I watch...tries to squat behind a kid with a phone playing a movie (I don't care if they do this, it keeps them quiet lol) So I am looking at squat kid and I am like "Nope, nope, back to your seat..." As he squat walks (no idea why he does this) back to his chair...I can see the kid across from him filming his squat walk...
"Why are you filming him?"
"Bribery"
 :rolleyes: :laugh:
Alrighty then.
Ignoranţa este adesea o boală fatal şi cretin nu poate fi vindecata.


  • kyndo
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1058 on: January 22, 2018, 09:38:45 am »
Last week, one of my best students needed somewhere to put some knitting she'd done, so asked 'Teacher, do you have an invisible plastic bag?'.  Obviously meaning, see-through.  I went off and came back with two food bags.  I gave them to her and said that if she lost one she could use the other one.
You really ought to have just pantomimed giving her a bag and said something like "Only good students can see this bag, so it's pretty much invisible!"  :laugh:


  • aschwapp
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #1059 on: January 22, 2018, 02:49:44 pm »
Supervising self study in high school. I guess they had a free period before I came in and one student just woke up and says, "teacher, I just woke up. Can I wash my face?" Uhh, yeah. Sure.