RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD

Congrats!! I second nomadicmadda; let us know how the date goes!

Let's make odds and place bets on the thread she'll use.

1) Ranting/Venting Megathread
2) Raving/Happy Shit Megathread
3) A thread for pointless Friday Ramblings
4) Please talk some sense into me. I want to go home.

 

Need more details to make that call. 
Foreign or Korean? 
What social media app did OP meet him on?
[And we already know they're hanging at the beach for the day and doing dinner.]

Edit: I actually would love a thread for this, where there's a formula you pre-fill out on the above and then people make bets   Guys and girls!

Shall let you know on Monday ;)

Actually I met him via Instragram ...not exactly a dating site but he DM'ed me on Insta and I just went with it? He is Korean! We are meeting in a public place and I'm not super worried about that.


You guys are so curious lol Am I going to have a bunch of spies on my date? You have a few beaches to choose from     Ladies you may send me a message if you wanna know more deets

DUDE what is with Korean guys and using Insta to meet chicks!?   I mean, I'm not complaining but I've had that too!  Never had that back in the States...guys would just like, DM dick pics or something 

We'll be the group sitting right behind you.

You're in luck; I'm in Seoul or Gwangju this weekend, not Busan

Congrats!! I second nomadicmadda; let us know how the date goes!

Let's make odds and place bets on the thread she'll use.

1) Ranting/Venting Megathread
2) Raving/Happy Shit Megathread
3) A thread for pointless Friday Ramblings
4) Please talk some sense into me. I want to go home.

 

Need more details to make that call. 
Foreign or Korean? 
What social media app did OP meet him on?
[And we already know they're hanging at the beach for the day and doing dinner.]

Edit: I actually would love a thread for this, where there's a formula you pre-fill out on the above and then people make bets   Guys and girls!

Shall let you know on Monday ;)

Actually I met him via Instragram ...not exactly a dating site but he DM'ed me on Insta and I just went with it? He is Korean! We are meeting in a public place and I'm not super worried about that.


You guys are so curious lol Am I going to have a bunch of spies on my date? You have a few beaches to choose from     Ladies you may send me a message if you wanna know more deets

DUDE what is with Korean guys and using Insta to meet chicks!?   I mean, I'm not complaining but I've had that too!  Never had that back in the States...guys would just like, DM dick pics or something 

We'll be the group sitting right behind you.

You're in luck; I'm in Seoul or Gwangju this weekend, not Busan

I haven't gotten any dick pics...yet.... I swear though, its the new tinder. At least you get an idea of what they are into based on their posts?

I haven't gotten any dick pics...yet.... I swear though, its the new tinder. At least you get an idea of what they are into based on their posts?

Oh, foreign dudes have sent them in the past, when I lived in the USA.  I've never gotten one in Korea.  On Instagram.

I haven't gotten any dick pics...yet.... I swear though, its the new tinder. At least you get an idea of what they are into based on their posts?

Oh, foreign dudes have sent them in the past, when I lived in the USA.  I've never gotten one in Korea.  On Instagram.

Ew though

Congrats!! I second nomadicmadda; let us know how the date goes!

Let's make odds and place bets on the thread she'll use.

1) Ranting/Venting Megathread
2) Raving/Happy Shit Megathread
3) A thread for pointless Friday Ramblings
4) Please talk some sense into me. I want to go home.

 

Need more details to make that call. 
Foreign or Korean? 
What social media app did OP meet him on?
[And we already know they're hanging at the beach for the day and doing dinner.]

Edit: I actually would love a thread for this, where there's a formula you pre-fill out on the above and then people make bets   Guys and girls!

Shall let you know on Monday ;)

Actually I met him via Instragram ...not exactly a dating site but he DM'ed me on Insta and I just went with it? He is Korean! We are meeting in a public place and I'm not super worried about that.


You guys are so curious lol Am I going to have a bunch of spies on my date? You have a few beaches to choose from     Ladies you may send me a message if you wanna know more deets

DUDE what is with Korean guys and using Insta to meet chicks!?   I mean, I'm not complaining but I've had that too!  Never had that back in the States...guys would just like, DM dick pics or something 

We'll be the group sitting right behind you.

You're in luck; I'm in Seoul or Gwangju this weekend, not Busan

I haven't gotten any dick pics...yet.... I swear though, its the new tinder. At least you get an idea of what they are into based on their posts?

To nomadicmadda: It has been decided. We will stalk krissyboo.

Also, I literally hate dicks. Like, not the asshole type of dick (although I hate those too) but literally dicks. I'm going to sound so immature, but they really freak me out for some reason. Thank the stars I haven't gotten any dick pics.

Congrats!! I second nomadicmadda; let us know how the date goes!

Let's make odds and place bets on the thread she'll use.

1) Ranting/Venting Megathread
2) Raving/Happy Shit Megathread
3) A thread for pointless Friday Ramblings
4) Please talk some sense into me. I want to go home.

 

Need more details to make that call. 
Foreign or Korean? 
What social media app did OP meet him on?
[And we already know they're hanging at the beach for the day and doing dinner.]

Edit: I actually would love a thread for this, where there's a formula you pre-fill out on the above and then people make bets   Guys and girls!

Shall let you know on Monday ;)

Actually I met him via Instragram ...not exactly a dating site but he DM'ed me on Insta and I just went with it? He is Korean! We are meeting in a public place and I'm not super worried about that.


You guys are so curious lol Am I going to have a bunch of spies on my date? You have a few beaches to choose from     Ladies you may send me a message if you wanna know more deets

DUDE what is with Korean guys and using Insta to meet chicks!?   I mean, I'm not complaining but I've had that too!  Never had that back in the States...guys would just like, DM dick pics or something 

We'll be the group sitting right behind you.

You're in luck; I'm in Seoul or Gwangju this weekend, not Busan

I haven't gotten any dick pics...yet.... I swear though, its the new tinder. At least you get an idea of what they are into based on their posts?

To nomadicmadda: It has been decided. We will stalk krissyboo.

Also, I literally hate dicks. Like, not the asshole type of dick (although I hate those too) but literally dicks. I'm going to sound so immature, but they really freak me out for some reason. Thank the stars I haven't gotten any dick pics.

  Do you not swing that way?  Or...if you do, how do you handle them in the bedroom then? 

Hahahaha yirgacheffe's 'I literally hate dicks' has made my day 

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To nomadicmadda: It has been decided. We will stalk krissyboo.

Also, I literally hate dicks. Like, not the asshole type of dick (although I hate those too) but literally dicks. I'm going to sound so immature, but they really freak me out for some reason. Thank the stars I haven't gotten any dick pics.

  Do you not swing that way?  Or...if you do, how do you handle them in the bedroom then? 

I definitely swing that way but I don't like when theirs start swinging, I suppose. And to answer your other question... it's usually dark. I don't look.

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To nomadicmadda: It has been decided. We will stalk krissyboo.

Also, I literally hate dicks. Like, not the asshole type of dick (although I hate those too) but literally dicks. I'm going to sound so immature, but they really freak me out for some reason. Thank the stars I haven't gotten any dick pics.

  Do you not swing that way?  Or...if you do, how do you handle them in the bedroom then? 

I definitely swing that way but I don't like when theirs start swinging, I suppose. And to answer your other question... it's usually dark. I don't look.

I get you yirga. In the bedroom is fine, because you're expecting to see one. Surprise dicks are the worst. Open a pic, it's a dick? Disgusting. Turn a corner, see a dick? Terrifying.

Congrats!! I second nomadicmadda; let us know how the date goes!

Let's make odds and place bets on the thread she'll use.

1) Ranting/Venting Megathread
2) Raving/Happy Shit Megathread
3) A thread for pointless Friday Ramblings
4) Please talk some sense into me. I want to go home.

 

Need more details to make that call. 
Foreign or Korean? 
What social media app did OP meet him on?
[And we already know they're hanging at the beach for the day and doing dinner.]

Edit: I actually would love a thread for this, where there's a formula you pre-fill out on the above and then people make bets   Guys and girls!

Shall let you know on Monday ;)

Actually I met him via Instragram ...not exactly a dating site but he DM'ed me on Insta and I just went with it? He is Korean! We are meeting in a public place and I'm not super worried about that.


You guys are so curious lol Am I going to have a bunch of spies on my date? You have a few beaches to choose from     Ladies you may send me a message if you wanna know more deets

DUDE what is with Korean guys and using Insta to meet chicks!?   I mean, I'm not complaining but I've had that too!  Never had that back in the States...guys would just like, DM dick pics or something 

We'll be the group sitting right behind you.

You're in luck; I'm in Seoul or Gwangju this weekend, not Busan

I haven't gotten any dick pics...yet.... I swear though, its the new tinder. At least you get an idea of what they are into based on their posts?

To nomadicmadda: It has been decided. We will stalk krissyboo.

Also, I literally hate dicks. Like, not the asshole type of dick (although I hate those too) but literally dicks. I'm going to sound so immature, but they really freak me out for some reason. Thank the stars I haven't gotten any dick pics.

Who exactly is we?! lol should I provide beverages or popcorn?

I definitely swing that way but I don't like when theirs start swinging, I suppose. And to answer your other question... it's usually dark. I don't look.

So is it just the "movement" that gets to you, or is it everything else about them (shape, texture, etc.)?

Just wondering if you'd ever consider visiting Deolmusae or if that's a "gtfofn" kind of thing. xD

I get you yirga. In the bedroom is fine, because you're expecting to see one. Surprise dicks are the worst. Open a pic, it's a dick? Disgusting. Turn a corner, see a dick? Terrifying.

How many times have you been flashed? xD

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To nomadicmadda: It has been decided. We will stalk krissyboo.

Also, I literally hate dicks. Like, not the asshole type of dick (although I hate those too) but literally dicks. I'm going to sound so immature, but they really freak me out for some reason. Thank the stars I haven't gotten any dick pics.

  Do you not swing that way?  Or...if you do, how do you handle them in the bedroom then? 

I definitely swing that way but I don't like when theirs start swinging, I suppose. And to answer your other question... it's usually dark. I don't look.

I get you yirga. In the bedroom is fine, because you're expecting to see one. Surprise dicks are the worst. Open a pic, it's a dick? Disgusting. Turn a corner, see a dick? Terrifying.

this entire thread is hilarious. I agree though, unexpected dicks are the worst

I'm so glad no one in this office can read English well.

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To nomadicmadda: It has been decided. We will stalk krissyboo.

Also, I literally hate dicks. Like, not the asshole type of dick (although I hate those too) but literally dicks. I'm going to sound so immature, but they really freak me out for some reason. Thank the stars I haven't gotten any dick pics.

  Do you not swing that way?  Or...if you do, how do you handle them in the bedroom then? 

I definitely swing that way but I don't like when theirs start swinging, I suppose. And to answer your other question... it's usually dark. I don't look.

I get you yirga. In the bedroom is fine, because you're expecting to see one. Surprise dicks are the worst. Open a pic, it's a dick? Disgusting. Turn a corner, see a dick? Terrifying.

this entire thread is hilarious. I agree though, unexpected dicks are the worst

reudibeat's comment had me in stitches.

Also my stupid computer won't let me insert additional quotes, so...

Chinguetti: I just hate dicks. Lol. Although going off of what reudibeat said, I think unexpected dick would make me go into cardiac arrest.

krissyboo: You just need to show up to the date and we'll take care of the spying.

Thursdays are always good days because I get to see my travel middle school and one of my favorite classes (love my grade 2s!).

All my classes are typically in the morning so after lunch I usually have free time until I can catch a bus back to my main school. The music teacher is super nice and has told me I can unlock the music room anytime I want 

Went there after lunch today to play around and then students slowly trickled in, some to practice and some to just hang out. Ended up being the noisiest cacophony of pianos, drums, guitars, and violin but it was an absolute blast!  I wish I saw them more often! Always bums me out if classes get canceled.

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To nomadicmadda: It has been decided. We will stalk krissyboo.

Also, I literally hate dicks. Like, not the asshole type of dick (although I hate those too) but literally dicks. I'm going to sound so immature, but they really freak me out for some reason. Thank the stars I haven't gotten any dick pics.

  Do you not swing that way?  Or...if you do, how do you handle them in the bedroom then? 

I definitely swing that way but I don't like when theirs start swinging, I suppose. And to answer your other question... it's usually dark. I don't look.

I get you yirga. In the bedroom is fine, because you're expecting to see one. Surprise dicks are the worst. Open a pic, it's a dick? Disgusting. Turn a corner, see a dick? Terrifying.

this entire thread is hilarious. I agree though, unexpected dicks are the worst

reudibeat's comment had me in stitches.

Also my stupid computer won't let me insert additional quotes, so...

Chinguetti: I just hate dicks. Lol. Although going off of what reudibeat said, I think unexpected dick would make me go into cardiac arrest.

krissyboo: You just need to show up to the date and we'll take care of the spying.

Krissyboo, I hope you see the EXACT number of dicks you want to this weekend.

Pardon the interruption ladies, unexpected dick here! 

I usually dread my last class on Thursdays cause it's 7th period and everyone's tired but today turned into an impromptu beatbox session/competition with the 2nd grade boys. These guys were seriously good. Co-teach and I were both amazed. Who knew the little hell-raisers were so talented? haha

Most fun I've had in class in a long time 

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To nomadicmadda: It has been decided. We will stalk krissyboo.

Also, I literally hate dicks. Like, not the asshole type of dick (although I hate those too) but literally dicks. I'm going to sound so immature, but they really freak me out for some reason. Thank the stars I haven't gotten any dick pics.

  Do you not swing that way?  Or...if you do, how do you handle them in the bedroom then? 

I definitely swing that way but I don't like when theirs start swinging, I suppose. And to answer your other question... it's usually dark. I don't look.

I get you yirga. In the bedroom is fine, because you're expecting to see one. Surprise dicks are the worst. Open a pic, it's a dick? Disgusting. Turn a corner, see a dick? Terrifying.

this entire thread is hilarious. I agree though, unexpected dicks are the worst

reudibeat's comment had me in stitches.

Also my stupid computer won't let me insert additional quotes, so...

Chinguetti: I just hate dicks. Lol. Although going off of what reudibeat said, I think unexpected dick would make me go into cardiac arrest.

krissyboo: You just need to show up to the date and we'll take care of the spying.

Krissyboo, I hope you see the EXACT number of dicks you want to this weekend.

yirgacheffe: what would happen if you met a rare someone with diphallia? People generally expect one D so how horrific of a shock would two be?

Pardon the interruption ladies, unexpected dick here! 

I usually dread my last class on Thursdays cause it's 7th period and everyone's tired but today turned into an impromptu beatbox session/competition with the 2nd grade boys. These guys were seriously good. Co-teach and I were both amazed. Who knew the little hell-raisers were so talented? haha

Most fun I've had in class in a long time 

I love seeing my kids showing off their talents outside of my lessons. Some of my 5th graders are in a band and they performed at the school talent show, they were AMAZING. Made me feel so proud

To nomadicmadda: It has been decided. We will stalk krissyboo.

Also, I literally hate dicks. Like, not the asshole type of dick (although I hate those too) but literally dicks. I'm going to sound so immature, but they really freak me out for some reason. Thank the stars I haven't gotten any dick pics.

  Do you not swing that way?  Or...if you do, how do you handle them in the bedroom then? 

I definitely swing that way but I don't like when theirs start swinging, I suppose. And to answer your other question... it's usually dark. I don't look.

I get you yirga. In the bedroom is fine, because you're expecting to see one. Surprise dicks are the worst. Open a pic, it's a dick? Disgusting. Turn a corner, see a dick? Terrifying.

this entire thread is hilarious. I agree though, unexpected dicks are the worst

reudibeat's comment had me in stitches.

Also my stupid computer won't let me insert additional quotes, so...

Chinguetti: I just hate dicks. Lol. Although going off of what reudibeat said, I think unexpected dick would make me go into cardiac arrest.

krissyboo: You just need to show up to the date and we'll take care of the spying.

Krissyboo, I hope you see the EXACT number of dicks you want to this weekend.

 
The kind of well-wishing we all need!

@yirgacheffe Have you seen when a dude has a boner and he can twitch it around yet? 
This thread has me in tears omg...

Also, my good news of the night is my friend finally convinced bribed me into going to Seoul over the weekend with a free Saturday UMF ticket and lodging in one of those sweet-ass orgy penthouse party rooms Koreans like to rent...
...Gonna be a hell of a weekend.  Slightly terrified