RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD

I woke up alive, as compared to the time I woke up dead. That outta count for something.

I woke up alive, as compared to the time I woke up dead. That outta count for something.

https://youtu.be/Jr_nhywjNHM

https://youtu.be/Jr_nhywjNHM

I see your "wake up dead" and raise you "mouse in the house."

I see your "wake up dead" and raise you "mouse in the house."

All in with Elf on the Shelf.

https://youtube.com/shorts/npppnTP6BgA?feature=share

And... he has tons of great stuff!

https://youtube.com/shorts/wdZAuetdoLE?feature=share

https://youtube.com/shorts/Cu5b6tiN8mI?feature=share

And subscribe there if these 8 minutes entertain (his cats, raccoon, otter voices are priceless!): https://youtu.be/ZGPzurMiLyA

And.... to keep raving happy shit. If you make it to the chinchilla about 15 minutes in, your hour will be occupied from there on out! It gets incredibly funny! https://youtu.be/fohSOeWbM2A

Here is a similar kind of vid, but by a different guy: (a stand-up comedian): https://youtu.be/Dc7F248ad0c

HaHaHaHa, I always thought "What if the animals could talk?"  It turns out, and hilariously I might add, they can.  Keep them coming. My 93 three year old grandmother and her lady friends at the home are going to love this recommendation.  Every year I buy Plomp Lomp another "Hangin' In There" poster with a cat dangling from a tree branch and staring at the camera with an expression that just screams "Again?"  Plomp Lomp loves it.  I think her memory isn't what it used to be.  I should make the effort and get her something different next year. 

See Van, this is what I'm talking about. Do you think Augustiner is serious????? Do you think Augustiner loves what you're posting????? Do you not think that everyone knows what's going on??????
(sorry August, just trying to make yet another point)

1. This is the raving happy shit thread!
2. If a granny or two loves four of the 7 swear words George Carlin said is never on TV, more power to them!
3. I doubt 200,000 grannies in 5 days hit that. But maybe those funny takes are old school; or grannies have changed!):
https://youtu.be/kTS-RUWbi8Y
(Times do change.)
4. JB, i'll say again, please be nice. This is a safe zone. Let's get along. Have a good long weekend.
https://youtu.be/GAVnRqbZSow

1. This is the raving happy shit thread!
2. If a granny or two loves four of the 7 swear words George Carlin said is never on TV, more power to them!
3. I doubt 200,000 grannies in 5 days hit that. But maybe those funny takes are old school; or grannies have changed!):
https://youtu.be/kTS-RUWbi8Y
(Times do change.)
4. JB, i'll say again, please be nice. This is a safe zone. Let's get along. Have a good long weekend.
https://youtu.be/GAVnRqbZSow

Are you serious about the grannies comments? The ignorance is bountiful in your response.Do you think today’s grannies were born grannies?  Or do you think today’s grandmothers are part of the generation that bought George Carlin LPs and listened to them while smoking weed with their friends in someone’s basement ?  Today’s grannies were part of the sexual revolution and burned bras. To think that people that age would be offended by George Carlin is to live in a world of arrested development. 

Are you serious about the grannies comments? The ignorance is bountiful in your response.Do you think today’s grannies were born grannies?  Or do you think today’s grandmothers are part of the generation that bought George Carlin LPs and listened to them while smoking weed with their friends in someone’s basement ?  Today’s grannies were part of the sexual revolution and burned bras. To think that people that age would be offended by George Carlin is to live in a world of arrested development. 

1. My mom's mom was from Wales and thought "damn" was only uttered by those who didn't pay attention when we went to Sunday school (which we had to go to).
2. Have a good weekend!
https://youtu.be/Vqn0Y3r23o8

1. My mom's mom was from Wales and thought "damn" was only uttered by those who didn't pay attention when we went to Sunday school (which we had to go to).
2. Have a good weekend!
https://youtu.be/Vqn0Y3r23o8

Thank you for explaining your ignorance. That was an honest moment in regards to your arrested development. Since your grandmother behaved a certain way you now apply her behavior and attitude across the board to today’s crop of grandmothers. It’s inaccurate and dismissive of the wide scope of attitudes and experiences today’s grandmothers would have, but it does explain your world view clearly.

Have a good long weekend. 

Need the happy shit!
Need the happy shit!
Where the **** is the happy button?
...
Ah, got it: https://youtu.be/5c2ZUoqcE64

If you're happy and you know it...

If you're happy and you know it...

Yes! A great childhood memory apt now:

https://youtu.be/LDP08F3op80

Yee Haw!!!
Just checked the LOTTO numbers from Saturday. Won the most I've ever won in korea........5,000 won! I'll go and get a cake of Cadbury Bubble, and still have 900 won left over. What a day 

 

You ever wonder about those people who win large jackpots more than once? Some of them just exploited weaknesses in certain systems, but there are a few who won multiple times through sheer dumb luck. The most I've personally won ever was $3, haha.

https://www.lovemoney.com/gallerylist/76987/lottery-jackpot-winners-who-won-more-than-once

I actually won near 5,000 $NZ on LOTTO once back around 1990. The only problem was, I was part of a syndicate of 10.
We used to have lots of bits and pieces wins, a few hundred was common enough during the year, but we spent $100 a week ($10 each).
Come December, we'd divide the years winnings. It was great for Xmas shopping, and I don't ever remember coming out with less than $600 or so in my pocket... a little more than if I had saved $10 a week. Some years, I scored well over a grand and while it was cheap entertainment, it was little more than compulsory savings.

I actually won near 5,000 $NZ on LOTTO once back around 1990. The only problem was, I was part of a syndicate of 10.
We used to have lots of bits and pieces wins, a few hundred was common enough during the year, but we spent $100 a week ($10 each).
Come December, we'd divide the years winnings. It was great for Xmas shopping, and I don't ever remember coming out with less than $600 or so in my pocket... a little more than if I had saved $10 a week. Some years, I scored well over a grand and while it was cheap entertainment, it was little more than compulsory savings.

That's not bad...$520/year for a $600~$1000 return and a distant hope of "the big one."

Finally bought myself a new laptop. Supposed to receive it by tomorrow. I'm happily browsing around on coupang and naver for new accessories.