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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3120 on: May 11, 2020, 12:42:48 pm »
Imagine having so little histamines that you turned into a hertamine.

Jesus, where is Oglop when you need him to point out the difference with 'fewer/less/little'?

I'll tell you where he is, stuck inside that fukcing furry costume with his gimp mask on.  He can't reach the keyboard. 

He'll be furious.

Play a record. 


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3121 on: May 11, 2020, 12:46:55 pm »

stuck inside that fukcing furry costume with his gimp mask on.  He can't reach the keyboard. 

He'll be furrious. (FTFY)

Play a record. 

Everyone wins.



Also, for the record, I could give a shit fewer
« Last Edit: May 11, 2020, 12:48:32 pm by CO2 »
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3122 on: May 11, 2020, 01:01:36 pm »
Imagine having so little histamines that you turned into a hertamine.
Hertamines are a type of histamine found primarily in dogs, and mention of them is fairly uncommon in (human oriented) medical literature.

Normally I'd be surprised to see it mentioned, but I'm pretty sure it was an off-coloured gender-based pun rather than a reference to obscure canid immunoresponse chemicals.

You mean literally all of them?  On the planet?  Holy crap!! Can you post your video on any of the following: 

r/whatcouldgowrong
r/tooktoomuch
r/yesyesyesno

Considering that several tonnes of the stuff is probably manufactured every year, he should also post it on r/severeeatingdisorders.



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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3123 on: May 11, 2020, 01:24:35 pm »
I will not have my dietary habits criticized by the likes of waygook.org.


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3125 on: May 12, 2020, 12:11:42 pm »
This is the ad I'm getting from Waygook.

https://www.signaturestudio.co.kr/?q=YToxOntzOjEyOiJrZXl3b3JkX3R5cGUiO3M6MzoiYWxsIjt9&bmode=view&idx=3778902&t=board

387,000W? What's included in that price? I'd expect to be hella flexible after the session.
Haven't you got some pictures of birds to be jacking off to, son?

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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3126 on: May 12, 2020, 12:18:04 pm »
387,000W? What's included in that price? I'd expect to be hella flexible after the session.

That picture is creepy, is it the latest sex-bot?


Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3127 on: May 12, 2020, 12:26:34 pm »
I ordered some stuff from Japan a while ago and finally received a notification that it's been delivered.

It only took 3 weeks, lol.

I was honestly wondering if I'd get it at all at this point, especially since the seller hadn't bothered to update the shipping status like ever.


Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3128 on: May 12, 2020, 12:33:59 pm »
I ordered some stuff from Japan a while ago and finally received a notification that it's been delivered.

 :laugh:

* in his rocking chair out front reminiscing *

Jeez, I remember in those there pre-virus days when me wearing a Uniqlo sweater caused such an uproar in the main teachers' room.

Great days!  But seems so long ago now....

* gets back to rocking in his chair out front *

* asleep *
« Last Edit: May 12, 2020, 12:35:32 pm by Ronnie Omelettes »


Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3129 on: May 12, 2020, 12:49:47 pm »

At first we thought it was a phase.

But then it became a way of life.

*plays "Dust in the Wind"*


Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3130 on: May 13, 2020, 02:15:03 pm »
In my usual daily deluge of emails from students doing their work from my online class. I am so happy that I get some that make me LOL! 

One part they should do this week is introduce their hometown.  Here were two...

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I will tell you about me hometown

The Brits here will notice that this would be common parlance in Yorkshire.  But I suppose I have to correct it.

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I will tell you about my hometown,

My hometown is -------- !!!

There's nothing to do in -------.

It's really boring... but there's something famous in -------.

Have you heard of -------?

It's really famous.

I want to introduce something fun and interesting, but I don't have anything to introduce, but I don't hate -------.

I'm sorry, but I'll wrap it up here.

Thanks for listening.

 I love the ending.

*Deletions to protect the innocent. 

Another class was advice.  Students wrote to me about things they were not good at now, but hoped to be good at in the future a couple of weeks ago.  I then threw that out to the other students this week by choosing six examples they'd given me.  So one student wrote that she wasn't good at waiting.  I got a few back saying about being patient.  And one suggested that suggested 'she goes fishing every day'.  Which makes sense, so A+ to that student and it made me LOL too.


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3131 on: May 14, 2020, 01:31:52 pm »
Today I did my "Disaster Islands Challenge" with the 3rd graders (middle school), and man, they delivered.
The goal of this lesson is for them to practice their disaster vocabulary, "Make sure you...", and creative problem solving.

I tell them that they're going to visit the disaster islands, and there will be some events (mostly disasters, but not all). They then have to tell me what they should pack in case of that event, and why (I used to have a set list of tools/items, but some students ignored that this time, and I accepted alternate answers). Here are the best (* = quoted verbatim):

Generally good advice:
Make sure you bring Bear Grylls, because he will know how to survive.*
Make sure you bring a tombstone, because youíll be dead.*
Make sure you bring your bravery, because there are no tools that can help you.*

Coconuts: Just leave them, because you can use them as a pillow.
Flood: Make sure you bring a tent, because you can break down the tent and block the water as much as possible with the tentís cloth.*
Volcano: Make sure you bring a spaceship, because you canít live there. / Make sure you bring a compass, because you can use it when you get lost while running to a safe place.*
Earthquake: Make sure you bring a water bottle, because you can use it to store water for the emergency (water supply road may be cut off)*
Tsunami: Make sure you bring a radio, because you can listen and find out how to deal with the tsunami.


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3132 on: May 14, 2020, 10:26:19 pm »
I love that! This really goes to show how creative you NETs really are!
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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3133 on: May 22, 2020, 01:34:58 pm »
This coupon entitles Kyndo, Chinguetti, theman3285, shanebArry1986, and 745sticky to a drink on me if they see me out and about at a bar.

If I'm with with gf and kid then no, I will not follow you to a bar to get you a drink, sorry. hahaha I mean, say hi, that's fine but the drink would have to wait.

Enjoy. Don't be afraid to say hello if you see me.
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3134 on: May 22, 2020, 02:00:49 pm »
I'm gonna print out like 50 of these.


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3135 on: May 22, 2020, 02:02:51 pm »
I'm gonna print out like 50 of these.

ONE free alcoholic beverage with proof that you are who you say you are (by logging in on your phone).

I can out lawyer you, you little 맹꽁이. 너의 등 봐.   >:(
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3136 on: May 22, 2020, 02:14:16 pm »
entitles Kyndo, Chinguetti, theman3285, shanebArry1986, and 745sticky

feelsbadman


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3137 on: May 22, 2020, 02:18:42 pm »
feelsbadman



but really, I didn't just randomly pick these people haha and those not chosen didn't do anything wrong
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3138 on: May 22, 2020, 02:45:27 pm »
Haven't you got some pictures of birds to be jacking off to, son?

Colburnnn: Complains a lot, very sassy. Has a loudmouth.


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Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #3139 on: May 22, 2020, 02:48:43 pm »
I'm gonna print out like 50 of these.


The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?