RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD

I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight 

UGH I KNOW HAHA I sometimes get friends who ask me kind of last minute (the day before) if they can stay at my place and I'm simultaneously glad and panic-stricken. I need it to happen more often though so that my place will actually stay clean.

I have to make that age old decision today, to leave/renew/transfer, and while my 3-way pro/con list is a cluster-**** of delights and terrors, the prospect of being in the position to have people crash at mine, has me leaning towards a transfer. A.k.a. to somewhere near my friends, where I can host dinner parties, and movie nights, and Cards Against Humanity arguments over hot toddies.

How else am I going to have the motivation to keep my apartment clean, and what else am I supposed to do with all these duvets, if not to burrito my tired and drunk friends in anticipation for tomorrow morning's coconut waffles?

blazaforest, you're invited to movie night! haha

I want some coconut waffles and someone to roll me up in a burrito

I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight 

UGH I KNOW HAHA I sometimes get friends who ask me kind of last minute (the day before) if they can stay at my place and I'm simultaneously glad and panic-stricken. I need it to happen more often though so that my place will actually stay clean.

I have to make that age old decision today, to leave/renew/transfer, and while my 3-way pro/con list is a cluster-**** of delights and terrors, the prospect of being in the position to have people crash at mine, has me leaning towards a transfer. A.k.a. to somewhere near my friends, where I can host dinner parties, and movie nights, and Cards Against Humanity arguments over hot toddies.

How else am I going to have the motivation to keep my apartment clean, and what else am I supposed to do with all these duvets, if not to burrito my tired and drunk friends in anticipation for tomorrow morning's coconut waffles?

blazaforest, you're invited to movie night! haha

I want some coconut waffles and someone to roll me up in a burrito

LUBE

I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight 

UGH I KNOW HAHA I sometimes get friends who ask me kind of last minute (the day before) if they can stay at my place and I'm simultaneously glad and panic-stricken. I need it to happen more often though so that my place will actually stay clean.

I have to make that age old decision today, to leave/renew/transfer, and while my 3-way pro/con list is a cluster-**** of delights and terrors, the prospect of being in the position to have people crash at mine, has me leaning towards a transfer. A.k.a. to somewhere near my friends, where I can host dinner parties, and movie nights, and Cards Against Humanity arguments over hot toddies.

How else am I going to have the motivation to keep my apartment clean, and what else am I supposed to do with all these duvets, if not to burrito my tired and drunk friends in anticipation for tomorrow morning's coconut waffles?

blazaforest, you're invited to movie night! haha

I want some coconut waffles and someone to roll me up in a burrito

LUBE

you caught me, CO2. I was propositioning blazaforest for some freaky lesbian sex 

Lol my friends are too comfortable with me. They kinda half clean but don't take my staying over too seriously.

wow I lucked out.

So, I got into this weird situation, where I got transferred to a school, but signed a 15 month contract or whatever, to make up for the runners months, but finish on the same dates as a year.

School is awesome, I only have one CT now, and she is young and cute, seems pretty down to earth.

Don't have to teach 6th grade at this school either.

Hopefully this next year goes awesome.

My loving and wonderful significant other has essentially moved into my extremely small one-room. Which necessitates that I never leave a speck of dirt of untidiness anywhere. A blessing, really. But exhausting.

I hate that everything has to be bio-medical lab clean here. An empty glass of water that is on the table is not a reason  to not invite company over, dear. 

My loving and wonderful significant other has essentially moved into my extremely small one-room. Which necessitates that I never leave a speck of dirt of untidiness anywhere. A blessing, really. But exhausting.

I hate that everything has to be bio-medical lab clean here. An empty glass of water that is on the table is not a reason  to not invite company over, dear. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBwELzvnrQg

My loving and wonderful significant other has essentially moved into my extremely small one-room. Which necessitates that I never leave a speck of dirt of untidiness anywhere. A blessing, really. But exhausting.

I hate that everything has to be bio-medical lab clean here. An empty glass of water that is on the table is not a reason  to not invite company over, dear. 

Just wait until you're married. Hopping in the shower to quickly scrub your feet will become second nature when you get home.

I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight 

UGH I KNOW HAHA I sometimes get friends who ask me kind of last minute (the day before) if they can stay at my place and I'm simultaneously glad and panic-stricken. I need it to happen more often though so that my place will actually stay clean.

I have to make that age old decision today, to leave/renew/transfer, and while my 3-way pro/con list is a cluster-**** of delights and terrors, the prospect of being in the position to have people crash at mine, has me leaning towards a transfer. A.k.a. to somewhere near my friends, where I can host dinner parties, and movie nights, and Cards Against Humanity arguments over hot toddies.

How else am I going to have the motivation to keep my apartment clean, and what else am I supposed to do with all these duvets, if not to burrito my tired and drunk friends in anticipation for tomorrow morning's coconut waffles?

blazaforest, you're invited to movie night! haha

I want some coconut waffles and someone to roll me up in a burrito

LUBE

you caught me, CO2. I was propositioning blazaforest for some freaky lesbian sex 

Right tree to bark up, sure; but we're talking coconut milk here. Rethink them choices. And as for coconut oil lube - I dunno if ya'll have amassed vats of the stuff around your apartment like I have, but in the winter time; good luck lubing up with that mess.

As essentially a newbie to this Waygook chat noise - this is how one goes about getting kicked out, right?? Lmaooooooo

I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight 

UGH I KNOW HAHA I sometimes get friends who ask me kind of last minute (the day before) if they can stay at my place and I'm simultaneously glad and panic-stricken. I need it to happen more often though so that my place will actually stay clean.

I have to make that age old decision today, to leave/renew/transfer, and while my 3-way pro/con list is a cluster-**** of delights and terrors, the prospect of being in the position to have people crash at mine, has me leaning towards a transfer. A.k.a. to somewhere near my friends, where I can host dinner parties, and movie nights, and Cards Against Humanity arguments over hot toddies.

How else am I going to have the motivation to keep my apartment clean, and what else am I supposed to do with all these duvets, if not to burrito my tired and drunk friends in anticipation for tomorrow morning's coconut waffles?

blazaforest, you're invited to movie night! haha

I want some coconut waffles and someone to roll me up in a burrito

LUBE

you caught me, CO2. I was propositioning blazaforest for some freaky lesbian sex 

Right tree to bark up, sure; but we're talking coconut milk here. Rethink them choices. And as for coconut oil lube - I dunno if ya'll have amassed vats of the stuff around your apartment like I have, but in the winter time; good luck lubing up with that mess.

As essentially a newbie to this Waygook chat noise - this is how one goes about getting kicked out, right?? Lmaooooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0gNMQsImoQ

yer cool mate

(the coconut oil lube thing was a reference from another thread; I have personally never used coconut oil as lube lmao)

Right tree to bark up, sure; but we're talking coconut milk here. Rethink them choices. And as for coconut oil lube - I dunno if ya'll have amassed vats of the stuff around your apartment like I have, but in the winter time; good luck lubing up with that mess.

Rub a glob on a warm part of a body. Works every time.

coconut oil is for cooking. COOKING

the only thing I use coconut oil for is making vegan pie crusts lmao

man all it takes is bringing up lube once and I find out y'all are total freaks

Waygooks Gone Wild: The Iherb Edition.

I wanted to click like but this isn't facebook

During the holidays in Europe my credit card was copied.  In October, when I was proctoring my school students I got two messages on my phone saying I'd spent 200$ in Pizza Hut and 20$ in Subway in Peoria, Iilinois.  I called Hanacard straight away, saying they weren't mine.  They suspended the payment and told me to wait 50 days as they fight it out with the company.  Got a message today saying Hanacard won.  Almost like winning 250 000 won that.    Next time, after I come back from Europe I'm going to cancel my card and get a new one.

Same thing happened with my wife's card, only I got the text during the night and saw it when I work up.

"Honey, did you sneak out last night and have a $100 party at the McDonald's in Brampton, Ontario?"

Went to the branch first thing, and there was a second charge that they declined.

During the holidays in Europe my credit card was copied.  In October, when I was proctoring my school students I got two messages on my phone saying I'd spent 200$ in Pizza Hut and 20$ in Subway in Peoria, Iilinois.  I called Hanacard straight away, saying they weren't mine.  They suspended the payment and told me to wait 50 days as they fight it out with the company.  Got a message today saying Hanacard won.  Almost like winning 250 000 won that.    Next time, after I come back from Europe I'm going to cancel my card and get a new one.

Same thing happened with my wife's card, only I got the text during the night and saw it when I work up.

"Honey, did you sneak out last night and have a $100 party at the McDonald's in Brampton, Ontario?"

Went to the branch first thing, and there was a second charge that they declined.

That's a lot of chicken burgers, seeing as they don't have any beef products.

During the holidays in Europe my credit card was copied.  In October, when I was proctoring my school students I got two messages on my phone saying I'd spent 200$ in Pizza Hut and 20$ in Subway in Peoria, Iilinois.  I called Hanacard straight away, saying they weren't mine.  They suspended the payment and told me to wait 50 days as they fight it out with the company.  Got a message today saying Hanacard won.  Almost like winning 250 000 won that.    Next time, after I come back from Europe I'm going to cancel my card and get a new one.

위어드. I had never even heard of card-skimming devices until a couple of days ago when my dad had his card skimmed at a gas station and then a mysterious charge appeared on his card for $999.96 from a HyVee supermarket in Urbandale, Iowa. Not too far from Peoria, Illinois, as a matter of fact, but also not so far from where he lives in Wisconsin.  I'm not sure how much, if any, of that he's going to be able to recover. Congrats on your victory~!

Yesterday my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. He came early but seems to be doing very well atm. But he is a tiny lil guy. Hoping and praying for the best.

I only have one more week of actual classes and then vacation! Halle-frickin-lujah.

Lucky! I teach classes all through the end of this month and then go straight into winter camp