RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD

Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!

What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

차가와서 = because a car is coming.
차가워서 = because it's cold.

Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!

What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

차가와서 = because a car is coming.
차가워서 = because it's cold.

Okay, that was pretty good.


What store are cows too afraid to shop at?

다이소

  Love it!! I gotta compile these and throw em at my students

Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!

What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

차가와서 = because a car is coming.
차가워서 = because it's cold.

I still don't think joke was all that good

Why did the fly go to the doctor?
팔이 아파서.

Why did the mosquito go to the doctor?
목이 아파서.

I love lame jokes. Keep them coming.

Could someone explain this one?

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!

What is the English word expressed by 차가와서?

(because) a car is coming!

I don't get it though

Sounds almost the same as "it's cold" "차가워".

What is the best letter?

"E," because EFG.

(E예쁘지)

What's the deal with these L Brand German-import beers you see at grocers these days being sold for less than a domestic beer?

I used to feel a bit guilty about eating junk food with the amount #basedcowboyshirt lectures people about it but now I know he smokes and drinks, I don't feel as bad 

BOSS GAVE ME A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE WITH A GREEN FROSTING TREE ON TOP

What's the deal with these L Brand German-import beers you see at grocers these days being sold for less than a domestic beer?

They've been around for years but they seem to disappear every once in a while.

They're trash, but they're cheap. I usually buy one or two whenever I get lucky and see them. As long as your expectations are low enough, you won't be disappointed.

Not quite as good as Max, but way better than Hite or Cass. Stay away from the weizen though - it's super sweet and gross.

At the end of October, Homeplus had another German brand for 1000 won/500 ml can. I don't remember the brand, but it was in a yellow can with a coat-of-arms type logo.

It was decent beer, and its availability coincided with a dinner party I was hosting.  It was well enjoyed.

They've been around for years but they seem to disappear every once in a while.

They're trash, but they're cheap. I usually buy one or two whenever I get lucky and see them. As long as your expectations are low enough, you won't be disappointed.

Not quite as good as Max, but way better than Hite or Cass. Stay away from the weizen though - it's super sweet and gross.

Alcohol is basically sugar (sorry sorry sorry )

At the end of October, Homeplus had another German brand for 1000 won/500 ml can. I don't remember the brand, but it was in a yellow can with a coat-of-arms type logo.

It was decent beer, and its availability coincided with a dinner party I was hosting.  It was well enjoyed.

I've not seen these Homeplus German-made beers you speak of, but I have tried the L brand ones. I buy them fairly often. I'm just not sure if I should trust them. There's just something sketchy about (even a generic brand) beer imported from an advanced economy like Germany, tasting better than the domestic beer here, and able to beat them on price as well.  I feel like I'm missing something.

Sometimes buyers get a deal on things.  Canceled orders, liquidations, etc.

I've not seen these Homeplus German-made beers you speak of, but I have tried the L brand ones. I buy them fairly often. I'm just not sure if I should trust them. There's just something sketchy about (even a generic brand) beer imported from an advanced economy like Germany, tasting better than the domestic beer here, and able to beat them on price as well.  I feel like I'm missing something.

There are quite a few cheap 'German' looking beers that are actually made by Lotte and other Korean companies and brewed in Korea.  So extra care needed.  I was disappointed to see that.  More of a red wine man myself.  In Lotte Mart, you can pick up Tanupa Carmenere from Chile for 7500 won.  Nice.  Amazed at the ridiculous price that some wine is priced at here.  Unreal.

The ones that I had were product of Germany, and the Korean labels were added to a multi-lingual packaging.

Sometimes buyers get a deal on things.  Canceled orders, liquidations, etc.

Yeah, but these are always cheap and always in stock.

There are quite a few cheap 'German' looking beers that are actually made by Lotte and other Korean companies and brewed in Korea.  So extra care needed.  I was disappointed to see that.  More of a red wine man myself.  In Lotte Mart, you can pick up Tanupa Carmenere from Chile for 7500 won.  Nice.  Amazed at the ridiculous price that some wine is priced at here.  Unreal.

These beers say 'Made in Germany' right on them. Hear, hear for cheap wine, Herr Stepz! but I trust some of them just about as much as I do these 'German' beers.

The ones that I had were product of Germany, and the Korean labels were added to a multi-lingual packaging.

And these L beers lack that Korean labeling sticker, which makes me think they were produced specifically for the Korean market. And the letter L is highly correlative with Lotte 'round these parts.

I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight 

I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight 

Yes.

I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight 

UGH I KNOW HAHA I sometimes get friends who ask me kind of last minute (the day before) if they can stay at my place and I'm simultaneously glad and panic-stricken. I need it to happen more often though so that my place will actually stay clean.

Consider hosting a weekly card game or something.

Consider hosting a weekly card game or something.

That's a good idea. I'm so lazy and anti-social that I actually forgot I could do something about it ahahahaha

I figured out a tricky way to help motivate me to keep my apartment (relatively) clean: Host movie nights!

In related news, I really gotta clean my apartment tonight 

UGH I KNOW HAHA I sometimes get friends who ask me kind of last minute (the day before) if they can stay at my place and I'm simultaneously glad and panic-stricken. I need it to happen more often though so that my place will actually stay clean.

I have to make that age old decision today, to leave/renew/transfer, and while my 3-way pro/con list is a cluster-**** of delights and terrors, the prospect of being in the position to have people crash at mine, has me leaning towards a transfer. A.k.a. to somewhere near my friends, where I can host dinner parties, and movie nights, and Cards Against Humanity arguments over hot toddies.

How else am I going to have the motivation to keep my apartment clean, and what else am I supposed to do with all these duvets, if not to burrito my tired and drunk friends in anticipation for tomorrow morning's coconut waffles?