A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.

It was amusing how many he got with that. At one point like 90% of the site thought it was Aristocrat. Lol.

Really? He's basically been shouting his name from the rooftops for weeks. He's also been pm'ing people his identity since October at least ha ha.

I've been reading a lot of stories about nightmare roommates and guests lately. The stories are all awful, but you start to notice a pattern in a few of them, and one thing that's come up several times is people shitting in the shower. Like it's a habit of theirs to go while they're showering and to try to stomp everything down the drain.

How does that ever become a thing? Like why would anyone think this is easier than just sitting on the toilet?

I've been thinking a lot about this.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=waffle%20stomp

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=waffle%20stomp

Gawd, it's common enough to have a ****** name. 

Gawd, it's common enough to have a ****** name. 

It's one of life's simple pleasures. That feeling between the toes as you force it down the drain.

It's one of life's simple pleasures. That feeling between the toes as you force it down the drain.

What's a god name for a winter camp?

Mxxxxxxxxxxxx's Mid-Winter Madness (school name, and you're DEF not getting that one.)
Kevin's Christmas Cabin
Come in FRom the Cold

They all sound cheesssyyyyyyy. Maybe that's a good thing.

Thoughts?

What's a god name for a winter camp?

Thoughts?

Holy Winter Camp, Batman.

It's About Jesus you Sh*tz!

In the Name of the Father, the Son and....It's Camp Time!!!!

In the Name of the Father, the Son and....It's Camp Time!!!!

You f-ing idiot, hahahahahahahaha

Back in my day we only camped out in winter when we were on a hunting party, You young whippersnappers these days have no idea what it was like. We put on our snow shoes and parkas and got out bows and arrows (young ppl these days are spoiled with their "guns") and set up camp way over yonder and if we we're lucky could snag a deer but usually had to make do with rabbits because my uncle Jimbo couldn't keep HIS DAMN MOUTH SHUT and scared em away, but if you're on hainan, the hawaii of china, ( like Jeju the hawaii of Korea only Hainan is in the tropics so it actually counts as tropical) [/quote] you dont need to worry about parkas and snow shoes because its sunny and beautiful 14 months of the year. you heard that right, the Chinese government calendar has 14 months, but only in Hainan because the weather is so good. there's jobs available down there so maybe you guys can check it out if you're not busy playing with your Pokyman cards or whatever you kids do these days, you can check out the great outdoors and read the newspaper

What about Daebudo, the Hawaii of Ansan-si?

Mxxxxxxxxxxxx's Mid-Winter Madness... (school name, and you're DEF not getting that one.)
Thoughts?

My thoughts would be that that "M" is a big fat red herring.
But if it's not, I like the alliteration! 

Back in my day we only camped out in winter when... so maybe you guys can check it out if you're not busy....

Getting invitations from comrades to go camping is always a bit sus. I seem to recall Stalin loved his camps as well.

My thoughts would be that that "M" is a big fat red herring.
But if it's not, I like the alliteration! 

My concern is that co-teachers are gonna assume it's about mental ilness and not a play on March Madness or Midnight Madness.

My concern is that co-teachers are gonna assume it's about mental ilness and not a play on March Madness or Midnight Madness.

Maybe go with "Merriness"?
Although that might result in some odd interpretations as well.

My thoughts would be that that "M" is a big fat red herring.
But if it's not, I like the alliteration! 

Oh, it's not.  I watched his YouTube video "Where to secretly drink at work."  He gets pretty sloppy at the end and just wanders straight out the front gate with his school clearly behind him.  It's at the 4 hour and 18 minute mark.  I was nice enough to time stamp it because it's just a shot of a bathroom floor and snoring from 2:46 to the wake up fart at 4:07. 

I'm getting kakao messages about 알바? But they're all attrctive young women and the messages are very confusing. Thing like "You can make love to your wife and we'll pay you 800 000W"

This is obviously prostitution with plausibe deniability, right?

Geez my wife is a diamond! For the third month in a row, she has slipped me 100,000 won on her pay day. She said, 'here have a couple of beers tonight'. So, I am!
I'm going through the lists of concerts people have seen, on the concerts thread...checking out the songs that I Iove...so many. Might even post some songs tonight, if I don't hit the sack first...come on I'm 62 in a couple of months   

..  my wife is a diamond!...

This is one of the greatest takeaways from this site.

...come on I'm 62 in a couple of months   

One of the greatest teachers i know of was a 71-year-old retired public school teacher from South Africa whose inexperienced son got her the job at my hagwon on Jeju, but his lazy ass got him nixed for re-newal contract negotiations and she loyally refused a 2nd year w/o her son, resulting in crying students, and if she is alive today, would be 87 years old.  Her family must know how great she was. A diamond, certainly.

This is one of the greatest takeaways from this site.
One of the greatest teachers i know of was a 71-year-old retired public school teacher from South Africa whose inexperienced son got her the job at my hagwon on Jeju, but his lazy ass got him nixed for re-newal contract negotiations and she loyally refused a 2nd year w/o her son, resulting in crying students, and if she is alive today, would be 87 years old.  Her family must know how great she was. A diamond, certainly.

I'm pretty new on this board, but even I've read this story three times already.