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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #740 on: April 29, 2016, 12:38:18 pm »
North Koreans?


Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #741 on: April 29, 2016, 12:39:23 pm »
If you google ANY single Korean letter, you will get sexy girls.

This is.......I don't know......what the holy sacred ****?........all the letters........just smut.......no exceptions.......close-up gash even with safe search.......Korea irredeemable.....


I don't know if you are a bit scary or a genius. Either way I thank you. This is brilliant! Wrong beyond words but something that I will spread far and wide.

Holy shit. Probably shouldn't have tried that out at work  :evil:


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #742 on: April 29, 2016, 12:42:12 pm »
This is amazing! Ok now, the next logical step. Whats the dirtiest Korean lketter? Let the 'research' commence!

Better to do this research at home, but ㅅ is pretty dirty. Haven't checked all the letters though. Seriously wtf is up with this  :laugh: :laugh:

Luckily I have my own office and theres no way they could bust me for googling a singlke letter! Mwah hah this is fun!


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #743 on: April 29, 2016, 12:47:58 pm »
This is amazing! Ok now, the next logical step. Whats the dirtiest Korean lketter? Let the 'research' commence!

Better to do this research at home, but ㅅ is pretty dirty. Haven't checked all the letters though. Seriously wtf is up with this  :laugh: :laugh:

Luckily I have my own office and theres no way they could bust me for googling a singlke letter! Mwah hah this is fun!

i did the whole alphabet, dipthongs included. Here are my scientific findings:

ㄷ- arguably the dirtiest, lots of large swollen cherubs floating about
ㅈ- brings up a fair few dick picks. Didnt enjoy that one
ㅁ- some quite disturbing anime cartoons
ㅗ- no nudity, but loads of middle finger pics cos of the whole association.

Anyone agree/disagree?


Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #744 on: April 29, 2016, 12:48:54 pm »
This is amazing! Ok now, the next logical step. Whats the dirtiest Korean lketter? Let the 'research' commence!

So far ㄷ is proving fairly filthy. lots of big sopping norks about

You disgust me! Have you no scientific curiosity? But keep me updated on yuor findings.

As for my research, thanks branah.com. Methodology is googling 3 or 4 for each alphabet. Safe search on.

Tibetan: Very obscure. First "no results" what comes up is religious, hippy or Free Tibet

Hebrew: Surprisingly salty. Some weird sect type stuff for the predictable ones like aleph but a fair amount of flesh. Nips but no muff or knob

Gujarati: very clean and Islamic. Makes me want to go to India

Khowar. A mix of jihadis and duckfacing blondes. Odd

Marathi: Lots of cleavage. Chunky looking girls

Arabic. A couple of bikinis but all PG. Most of it clean. Lots and lots of sickeningly cutesy kids. As in toddlers with puppies and roses.

Is it weird I am doing this? Is it healthy?


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #745 on: April 29, 2016, 12:55:44 pm »
You're welcome everyone. I feel so internet famous right now.
The joys of fauxtherhood


Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #746 on: April 29, 2016, 12:57:04 pm »
Just tried the Korean alphabet thing with Naver. Everything's PG.

What's up with you google?!

I'm guessing Koreans will never figure this out unless they Naver search their way to Google  :laugh:


Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #747 on: April 29, 2016, 01:00:24 pm »
You're welcome everyone. I feel so internet famous right now.

Deservedly so.

Made my afternoon. Might get me fired though. Very glad I insisted on my rule of never allowing students behind my desk. Co-teacher giving me odd looks.


Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #748 on: April 29, 2016, 01:09:55 pm »
If you google ANY single Korean letter, you will get sexy girls.

Top quality stuff.

Do you think it's possible that people have done this to **** off those Christian, porn blocking fucktards?


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #749 on: April 29, 2016, 01:26:26 pm »
If you google ANY single Korean letter, you will get sexy girls.

Ugh every time I want to quick throw something into Google Translate to get a general idea of the CoolMessenger message my school mass-messages, I get this.  I forget to turn my keyboard back from Korean and the "tr" of "translate.google.com" becomes "ㅅㄱ".  Fortunately I'm not image searching, but it brings up a general Google search and the suggested images along the top are always ****. :rolleyes:


Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #750 on: April 29, 2016, 01:57:44 pm »
I will play the disgusting alphabet game with you all using Japanese hiragana when I get home.  I fear something crazy showing up on my work computer.  How do I explain that I accidentally found bukkake on my work computer?   :laugh: :laugh:

It is Friday.  I want to raise a chicken in my officetel and then have it fight another chicken at the 7eleven across from Lucid Dream in Itaewon but alas I don't think the smell would be agreeable with my neighbors.   :cry:  #dreams  #aspirations  #thisisn'tfacebookortwitter  #whyusehashtags  #rundastreets
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #751 on: April 29, 2016, 02:52:25 pm »
Somehow this popped up on my internet feed...



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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #752 on: May 04, 2016, 02:35:57 pm »
There's a spider by my apt door but I haven't gooshed or evicted it yet because it kills other spiders and bugs.

I just dispose of its victims' carcasses.   :lipsrsealed:


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #753 on: May 04, 2016, 03:50:46 pm »
There's a spider by my apt door but I haven't gooshed or evicted it yet because it kills other spiders and bugs.

I just dispose of its victims' carcasses.   :lipsrsealed:

In the trunk of your car?  I can see this escalating.  What if it becomes too powerful and evicts you?  There is nothing in the EPIK contract about insect overlords.

I suppose if it has an alarming growth spurt then I will simply have to slay it


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #754 on: May 10, 2016, 03:07:58 pm »
I know it's not Friday, but I feel like rambling.  My co-Ts and teachers in my office are somber today.  The male history teacher, who retired last year, died.  He obviously did not have a long retirement.  I didn't know him well, but I feel sad for him and his family.  I know I'm stating the obvious, but it brings home that none of us really know how much time we have.  :sad:


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #755 on: May 11, 2016, 08:42:27 am »
I know it's not Friday, but I feel like rambling.  My co-Ts and teachers in my office are somber today.  The male history teacher, who retired last year, died.  He obviously did not have a long retirement.  I didn't know him well, but I feel sad for him and his family.  I know I'm stating the obvious, but it brings home that none of us really know how much time we have.  :sad:
Sorry here that :sad:.  But you are right and we just have to keep on keeping on! Make the most of every day!


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #756 on: May 12, 2016, 07:49:46 am »
Almost Friday~

Yesterday my travel coT told me that one of the periods today would be an open class, but she didn't remember which grade because the schedule would be different.

Today she still doesn't know yet, lol. But since it's my travel school, apparently I don't need to do anything and essentially get a free period while she fully teaches the class solo. It's just going to be a surprise as to when I get extra free time! Hahah.

Also, apparently she's newly pregnant... so if I renew, not sure what's gonna happen if she goes on leave. Like would there be a substitute/temporary coT in her stead?? Curious


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #757 on: May 12, 2016, 09:08:30 am »
Tomorrow is Friday. It is also my last day and despite all the horror of last year I am still going to miss my life in Korea. After changing schools this year I am far less stressed and angry and as a result and have started realising again why I loved Jeju and why I never wanted to leave. So the prospect of leaving is a lot harder than it was but I am still completely over EPIK. The flawed system, the incomprehensible lack of logic and overall the lack of anything more means I no longer have the patience for this job. The kids are great (well most of them) but no matter how hard I try I will never make a meaningful impact and having an easy job is not particularly fulfilling.
Ah well I have 3 weeks to enjoy the early summer and make as many Jeju memories as I can. Though coming back to the international schools is also an option I am considering once I have done my PGCE.
5 and half years with EPIK and it's time for more... it was time for more at least a year ago though to be fair.
Now I can look forward to 5 months of unemployment, writing my dissertation and desperately applying for PGCE place back in the UK. Oh and not wasting so much of my days on this site. I have learned much from here, but the overall negativity of this site will no longer colour my days because I won't be sitting at a desk with very little work to do and looking for an excuse to put off my studies.

I hope that those of you who enjoy Korea continue to enjoy it and don't feel the need to justify how you feel, and those of you who don't,  I hope you move on and find something better for you and that you don't feel the need to discount other peoples positive experiences in Korea!


Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #758 on: May 12, 2016, 11:08:41 am »

Also, apparently she's newly pregnant... so if I renew, not sure what's gonna happen if she goes on leave. Like would there be a substitute/temporary coT in her stead?? Curious
My original CT who I never met was on pregnancy leave with I arrived in this country.  I had a substitute.  In February they got rid of her and got a new substitute for like 2 weeks.. great idea.  Now there's a new permanent position CT.  I think the one I never met may have had her position cut because I don't think she's coming back.


Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #759 on: May 12, 2016, 11:26:02 am »
When my CT was out during her pregnancy (for medical reasons) there ended up being 2 different subs (both of whom were much better than the permanent CT).  I was sorry to see them go.  Eventually the perm CT came back for a bit, then went on actual maternity, then chose not to come back.  Was surprised the subs (both of whom were older) were such supportive CT's and were also really good at classroom management, so it's really too bad they couldn't stay permanently..