Funny Co-Teacher's Comments

This has been a crap day. And this thread has given me some perspective on things. Thank you for this. :)

This has been a crap day. And this thread has given me some perspective on things. Thank you for this. :)

It's going to be ok. There is something in the water, I think.

Had a good one today...sort of. The hot art teacher and I were teaching English when I asked the class how they were doing. Then I ask my co-teacher how she is doing and she says she's tired. Ok. THEN:

"Aren't you tired too? You drank so much last night!" (refering to one of the staff dinners).


The class and I went silent... :o

I was told 'You look thick...like animal'

???

"In Korea, if you are not first, you are last"  <------ Best thing she has ever said (other then when she randomly tells me to go home)  I will never forget it.

Looks like Judd Apatow movies have made an impression in Korea...

Yeah, im a dude and had my male co-teacher tell me "I will ride you now"... i squeezed my butt cheeks.

Today between my 5th class and teachers class. "You look ill. Your face is red".

Just before my first ever class...."You look better in your pictures..um I mean, you look good now, but in pictures you look like movie star"

Whilst eating my first lunch in the cafeteria "You have small eyes and a small face".

At a teachers workshop for native and korean teachers "you have a very small nose and your eyes are a bit thin. Your face is comfortable for Koreans. Other westerners here though have very big noses" *points to some poor random waygook*

"Ya. Ya. Ya!  Delete you gum.  DELETE YOU GUM!"

hahaha! i LOVE this! 

Non English teacher at my school. Lets have lunch together today.
me: ya, sure.
Ok I will touch you soon. 
ummmm what??

my kids regularly ask me in the Clay Davis way from the wire " teacher, teacher - work sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiii iitt" cracks me up every time

your face > good job  :)

My CT to the students: Do you like it bitch?  (meaning Do you like the beach?!) Muahahhaha


Me: Can you tell that student not to lie on the desk?

Male CT: Don't worry about her, she looks like a man.  WHAAAA!

My co uses 'sweat'.. instead of 'sweet' until she caught on that i was saying it differently..

She also wondered why i would look at her strange when she kept talking about a 'bowel' and a spoon in one of the 5th grade classes.

And when a kid farted, she came out with "who cut the cheese?". I nearly fell over backwards with laughter when i heard her say that! 

A teacher today said to me "Do you know 'bab'?"
I was like... uh... bap? rice?
Teacher: no! no! Bab teacher!
Me: oh... Bob? No, but I've heard of him.
Teacher: Bahahahaa! Bob? Not Bab? Ok ok ok... Bob Bob Bob. You don't know? Why you know he's name Bob?

My co-teacher once told me that she and the other co-teacher were sharing a "cock". I couldn't help but laugh and then try to explain the pronunciation difference between "cock" and "coke".

I got this on two separate occasions:  once from a teacher at another school, and once from the geography teacher at my school.

"Koreans like you because you face look oriental."

I made them show me the translation in their fun.  Yup, oriental.  Keep in mind I'm of German/French descent.  I think it's because I have really deep-set eyes?

This week I had the students play bingo using different countries and foods around the world.  For South Africa, I used 'koeksisters' (pronounced 'cook-sisters' for those non-south africans reading this).  The students were all very confused about the pronunciation, and my co-teacher proceeded to correct each of them very loudly and confidently: 'it's pronounced 'cock-sister.'

So I had all of these little people this week running around, asking each other if they like cock-sisters...'twas very amusing:)

After taking a sick day.... "Are you feeling better? Do you have diarrhea?"

First day I met my VP

Me : Hi Mr VP

VP : Hello, where you from?

Me : South Africa

VP : Really, didnt know there are handsome people in Africa. Are there handsome girls too?

lol.. trying to hook up much

“She is soooo beautiful. Ah, she is so glamorous.  Sexual. Sexual? Is that the word? Hour-glass figure.”

My co-teacher just lightly spanked a kid in the bum in a kidding manner, and then she turned to me and said:  “Please understand me. I am Korean. I don’t need any sexual harassment!”

“I need help.  I need you to make decorations for my classroom. You are good at PowerPoint, so I know you will do good job. I want classroom to be exotic environment.”

First day I met my female principle:
P: oh very handsome... single?
me: Ugh.. yes...
P: NO SCANDAL!!! all teachers pretty and single... no scandal!

Introduces a secretary
P: see very young and pretty
Me: oh... nice to {interupts}
P: No scandal!!!


Last Day of school for that principle:

Passes me her email during dinner
P: if you don't email I kill you!! ha ha hahaha