Answers that will instantly irk Koreans

Q:
A: I don't like it, it's sickly sweet yet spicy, and it feels like I'm chewing a slimy, old piece of rubber.

Q: Do you like Incheon Airport?
A: Yes, but I think Singapore is better.

Firstly, I posted this for some badly needed humour, not baiting.

We already had the Morning Clam.

Q:
A: isn't is just all the rotting vegetables and dandelions we usually have mixed together? (bibimbap)

The French Resistance did play an important part in D-Day.

Not really. Nothing that was really decisive to the outcome. Certainly helped, but overall, at most it shortens the war by a few days.

Q: Do you like BTS?
A: No, I don't like BTS.

Q:
A: My country also has four distinct seasons.

Q:
A: No, I don't like corn on pizza.

A lot of Koreans don't care about BTS either.

I think the 4 seasons is a relic from like, the Korean War or some such where a lot of GIs/UN peacekeepers came from places where bitter cold wasn't a thing. I mean, some dude from Texas or LA or Turkey isn't really going to have experience with the bitter Korean winters.

As far as corn, it isn't really my thing, but is it any more of a problem than the crap we put on pizza back home? Why does this bother people so much. I think the line was crossed when we started putting, bacon, pineapple, cheddar cheese, BBQ chicken, and taco sauce on pizzas. Not when Koreans put corn on. Honestly, this gripe just makes the people complaining sound pretty ignorant more than anything else.

We already had the Morning Clam.

Q:
A: Yeah I think I know Korea pretty well. I read Land of the Morning Clam.

Q:
A: isn't is just all the rotting vegetables and dandelions we usually have mixed together? (bibimbap)

An answer that more shows your ignorance than anything else.

We get it, when you go to take a sh*t it involves massive amounts of grunting and squeezing and you go through a quarter roll of TP.

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A: Yeah I think I know Korea pretty well. I read Land of the Morning Clam.

That strip was both devoid of humor AND insight.

I hope him going back to the States chilled out that dude. Hopefully he doesn't rant and rave about Korea so his daughter hears. Also, I hope he realizes that the U.S. isn't some racial paradise and the lack of racism HE experienced might not be the same for his daughter and wife. I'm not sure he really grasped any of these and the long-term implications of all of them,

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A:. Yeah I know Korea pretty well. I read DPRK Today.

That strip was both devoid of humor AND insight.

I hope him going back to the States chilled out that dude. Hopefully he doesn't rant and rave about Korea so his daughter hears. Also, I hope he realizes that the U.S. isn't some racial paradise and the lack of racism HE experienced might not be the same for his daughter and wife. I'm not sure he really grasped any of these and the long-term implications of all of them,

Who? The guy in the comic strip?

Q: Do you like Korea?
A: Korea's great and all, but they have legal weed in Thailand. The second I'm finished here I'll be on the next flight to Koh Samui.

Somebody is being baited here. BTW, we already have tickets for two
weeks in January. We just have to find a reasonable Airbnb.

Q:
A: Thailand has better prostitutes than Korea.

Q:
A: Mostly to find their birth parents who couldn't afford to raise them. Then, after finding out their birth parents still want nothing to do with them, they continue to stay for a sense of belonging, but ultimately fail in finding that as well because they cant speak korean.

Q:
A: Yeah I know Korea pretty well. I'm a member of Korea Sentry.

Q:
A: Mostly to find their birth parents who couldn't afford to raise them. Then, after finding out their birth parents still want nothing to do with them, they continue to stay for a sense of belonging, but ultimately fail in finding that as well because they cant speak korean.

Fortunately that didn't happen to me! I didn't have any illusions before coming here, nor have I put much effort into searching, nor do I have high expectations. Unlike some of them, I'm no idiot about how the world works and how things went down.

Anyways, I do wonder what kind of person finds such a thing as a source of amusement. Probably someone who had something really f*d happen to them as well.

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A: Mostly to find their birth parents who couldn't afford to raise them. Then, after finding out their birth parents still want nothing to do with them, they continue to stay for a sense of belonging, but ultimately fail in finding that as well because they cant speak korean.

Do Koreans even care about adoptees enough to be irked by this?

Q:
A: Settle down. You're acting like a Japanese person.

As far as corn, it isn't really my thing, but is it any more of a problem than the crap we put on pizza back home? Why does this bother people so much. I think the line was crossed when we started putting, bacon, pineapple, cheddar cheese, BBQ chicken, and taco sauce on pizzas. Not when Koreans put corn on. Honestly, this gripe just makes the people complaining sound pretty ignorant more than anything else.

Things like bacon, cheddar cheese and taco seasoning are more complimentary to the flavors of indigenous Italian pizza than corn. I'm with you on pineapple, though.

Q:
A: Yeah Korea's great and all, but I with they would get with the rest of the modern world and start stocking Captain Crunch in the supermarket.

Not really. Nothing that was really decisive to the outcome. Certainly helped, but overall, at most it shortens the war by a few days.
A lot of Koreans don't care about BTS either.

I think the 4 seasons is a relic from like, the Korean War or some such where a lot of GIs/UN peacekeepers came from places where bitter cold wasn't a thing. I mean, some dude from Texas or LA or Turkey isn't really going to have experience with the bitter Korean winters.

As far as corn, it isn't really my thing, but is it any more of a problem than the crap we put on pizza back home? Why does this bother people so much. I think the line was crossed when we started putting, bacon, pineapple, cheddar cheese, BBQ chicken, and taco sauce on pizzas. Not when Koreans put corn on. Honestly, this gripe just makes the people complaining sound pretty ignorant more than anything else.

FYI I had corn on pizza in Norway. It was at this chain that seemed to be ubiquitous, which is why I was eating pizza in Norway.

Fortunately that didn't happen to me! I didn't have any illusions before coming here, nor have I put much effort into searching, nor do I have high expectations. Unlike some of them, I'm no idiot about how the world works and how things went down.

Anyways, I do wonder what kind of person finds such a thing as a source of amusement. Probably someone who had something really f*d happen to them as well.

You might want to read The All-American: A Novel by Joe Milan Jr, if you haven't already. It's about a gyopo who wasn't legally adopted and so deported back to SK and his resulting misadventures there.