Ah, a one size fits all description of a pitcher is what you meant. Not an actual pitcher? I got it. Uniform...what was that word, again?
Title: "Homer Goes K-Pop"INT. SIMPSON LIVING ROOM - DAYThe Simpson family is gathered around the TV, watching a K-pop music video. The catchy music and vibrant choreography captivate their attention.LISAWow, K-pop is so popular these days. It looks like they're having a blast!BARTYeah, they're all dancing and singing like they're on top of the world.MARGEOh, it must be exciting to be part of something so energetic and fun.HOMER(enthused)You know what, family? I've made up my mind. I'm going to be a K-pop idol!LISADad, are you serious?HOMERAbsolutely! I've always had a talent for singing, and with a few dance moves, I'll be a superstar!MARGEHomer, this is a big decision. Are you sure?HOMER(with determination)I've never been surer in my life, Marge. It's time for me to shine!INT. SIMPSON KITCHEN - DAYHomer is watching K-pop dance tutorials on his laptop, attempting to mimic the complex moves.HOMER(frustrated)Why are these dance steps so difficult? I can barely do the Gangnam Style!LISADad, you need to practice more. Dancing is an important part of being a K-pop idol.HOMERYou're right, Lisa. I need to push myself harder. I'm going to show them my moves!INT. AIRPLANE - DAYHomer is flying to Seoul, South Korea. He's wearing a flashy outfit and has headphones on, listening to K-pop music.HOMER(excited)Here I come, Seoul! Homer Simpson, the next K-pop sensation!INT. K-POP TRAINING ACADEMY - DAYHomer arrives at a K-pop training academy, where aspiring idols practice their skills. He nervously walks in, feeling a bit out of place.HOMER(to himself)Alright, Homer, it's showtime!INT. DANCE STUDIO - DAYHomer joins a dance class with talented young trainees, trying his best to keep up. He stumbles and struggles, but his determination remains intact.INSTRUCTOR(cheering)Great effort, Homer! Keep it up!INT. VOCAL COACHING ROOM - DAYHomer receives vocal training from a strict vocal coach, who helps him refine his singing technique.VOCAL COACH(pushes Homer)Louder, Homer! Show me that power!HOMER(singing with all his might)Ohhhhh, I'm a K-pop star!INT. K-POP AUDITION HALL - DAYHomer stands nervously on stage, facing a panel of judges. He takes a deep breath and starts to sing and dance, giving it his all.JUDGE 1(amused)Well, he's definitely got enthusiasm!JUDGE 2(nods)And his dance moves are...unique.JUDGE 3(smirks)He may not be the next big thing, but he's definitely entertaining.INT. SIMPSON LIVING ROOM - NIGHTThe family gathers around the TV, watching a news segment about Homer's K-pop adventure.NEWS ANCHOR(over TV)While Homer Simpson may not have become a K-pop idol, his determination and passion captured the hearts of many in Seoul.LISA(smiling)Way to go, Dad. You may not have made it big, but you brought joy to people.HOMER(grinning)
I'm not trying to be pedantic or difficult hahahaha BUT when I think pitcher, I'm thinking a giant goddamn thing. Like the 60oz/1.7L pitchers of beer that you'd get at a bar back home. A bottle of soju in one drink is not joke, let's be fair, but pitcher conjures up to mind the pic below.
