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Wicked
« on: April 25, 2023, 02:21:11 pm »
I just saw a video of people getting their hearts taken out and houses falling on mofos. There was a series of attempted killings, an apparent vaporization by acid or some other kind of liquid, tornadoes and no government response. We aren't talking about some sh*thole like Oklahoma! We are talking about the equivalent of a place so highly developed, you could call it a fantasy land. I mean the streets are literally paved in gold.

That's why you need a flying monkey army. So if a bunch of mutants and their demented foreign invader leader show up, you can deal with them.


  • gogators!
  • Waygook Lord

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    • March 16, 2016, 04:35:48 pm
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Re: Wicked
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2023, 06:51:33 pm »
I just saw a video of people getting their hearts taken out and houses falling on mofos. There was a series of attempted killings, an apparent vaporization by acid or some other kind of liquid, tornadoes and no government response. We aren't talking about some sh*thole like Oklahoma! We are talking about the equivalent of a place so highly developed, you could call it a fantasy land. I mean the streets are literally paved in gold.

That's why you need a flying monkey army. So if a bunch of mutants and their demented foreign invader leader show up, you can deal with them.
You don't need an army of monkeys. You just need the right shoes.


  • Mr C
  • The Legend

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Re: Wicked
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2023, 07:07:00 pm »
You don't need an army of monkeys. You just need the right shoes.
... and a wizard for a friend.