ATTN: Seoul City Gov, Kor Gov, Ministries of Education.
I f my girlfriend. Often. We're not married. I like it. She likes it.
Come get me, come fire me ya f-ing r-tarts. You know my address. Come get me.
Seriously. I hope the people who thought this up die in a house fire. There is simply no polite way to say what I think. Leave me the FUKK alone.