And I thought black bears were the hippies of the bear world
Black bears are the African-Americans of the bear world.
Polar Bears are the Aryans.
Brown bears are the Indians.
Grizzly Bears are the Samoans.
Pandas are the Utopian dreamers and Koalas are the drunken scoundrels.
Red Pandas will steal your amazon packages whole you're at work. Moon bears are perverse and I will mention them no further.