A new PM from a scam artist

Ha, just got this beauty. Haven't had one since 2002:

HI
« Sent to: Jethro Bodine on: Today at 05:12:06 pm »ReplyQuoteDelete
Greetings. I am Mrs. Rita James. I have a deposit  sum of US$1.2 Million in a Bank here & being sick of esophageal cancer and my conditions now; I want you to use it for charity purposes on orphanages, disables and the needy. Assure me that you will handle it well and reply for details at sr.ritajames@gmail.com

Only one that I know of around here that might jump on this. Maybe Rita mistook me 

Just make up a throwaway address and email Rita back telling her you have absolutely no intention of handling it well, but rather will put it towards drinks and questionable massage parlours.  The orphanages and charities won't see a dime.  If she's still okay with that, you'd love to know how to move forward with this transaction.

Yeah, have fun with the scammer. Good idea, but honestly, I can't be arsed. Someone else can be me, if they want to play with this person though. Also, a bit of grammar fun to be had.

I reckon who ever sent it must be a fan of the Beverly Hillbillies. They saw my name and thought 'Aha...thick prick, he'll fall for this.'

Edit: actually, I did just reply. See what happens.

Ha, just got this beauty. Haven't had one since 2002:

HI
« Sent to: Jethro Bodine on: Today at 05:12:06 pm »ReplyQuoteDelete
Greetings. I am Mrs. Rita James. I have a deposit  sum of US$1.2 Million in a Bank here & being sick of esophageal cancer and my conditions now; I want you to use it for charity purposes on orphanages, disables and the needy. Assure me that you will handle it well and reply for details at sr.ritajames@gmail.com

Only one that I know of around here that might jump on this. Maybe Rita mistook me 

I just sign them up for junk mail.

Haha...good one! I only sent a pm back using August's booze and prostitutes' idea, along with an account that my lawyer will set up tomorrow.

Sounds more like Jesse James.

I got one the other day telling me they have videos of me jerking off
to porn and they wanted me to send $1500 in crypto to them or they
would send the vids to my family and friends.

They picked the wrong person because everyone knows I am an avid
wanker and love the old porn.

Also, I don't have a camera hooked up to my computer. Haha.

They picked the wrong person because everyone knows I am an avid
wanker and love the old porn.

This was actually disgusting to read 

They picked the wrong person because everyone knows I am an avid
wanker and love the old porn.

nobody needed to know that

nobody needed to know that

I mean, we all knew already.

This was actually disgusting to read 

I didn't know you were so fragile and dainty. My sincerest apologies.

Ha, just got this beauty. Haven't had one since 2002:

HI
« Sent to: Jethro Bodine on: Today at 05:12:06 pm »ReplyQuoteDelete
Greetings. I am Mrs. Rita James. I have a deposit  sum of US$1.2 Million in a Bank here & being sick of esophageal cancer and my conditions now; I want you to use it for charity purposes on orphanages, disables and the needy. Assure me that you will handle it well and reply for details at sr.ritajames@gmail.com

Only one that I know of around here that might jump on this. Maybe Rita mistook me 

Is she also a Nigerian princess? 

I got one the other day telling me they have videos of me jerking off
to porn and they wanted me to send $1500 in crypto to them or they
would send the vids to my family and friends.

They picked the wrong person because everyone knows I am an avid
wanker and love the old porn.

Also, I don't have a camera hooked up to my computer. Haha.

If your laptop comes with a camera, got to tape some paper or other material over it.  Never know when a hacker will access your camera then. 

Honestly, even if a scammer did have a video of me doing that, go nuts. I don't give a shit, hahaha. You think any of my family members are gonna sit there and watch it? They'd turn it off after 2 seconds.

Also, I don't have my employer on any of my social media. So no one there is gonna see it. So what the hell do I care? Sure, it's a bit embarrassing, but so what? Are people really thinking that no one ever does that? EVER? It's absurd.

Guess what? I pick my nose and take shits, too. I'm human.

If your laptop comes with a camera, got to tape some paper or other material over it.  Never know when a hacker will access your camera then.

Is that how you and old man river got busted?  Your fault for filming it Serpentine. 

Is that how you and old man river got busted?  Your fault for filming it Serpentine. 

You pissed that you can't hack in and see pics of me?  Rage won't make me stop being straight.  Keep your bitterness to yourself. 

Actually I put the paper over the camera years ago when the head of the FBI said in a news interview that even he did that.  I thought good idea and did it. 

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Rage won't make me stop being straight. 

You know, when people are angry at being straight, it's usually for a reason. 

Rage won't make me stop being straight. 

 

"100% comfortable with my sexuality" vibes here.

Nobody will judge you, hangook. Listen to your heart.