Gravitas: Why are South Koreans sleep deprived?

..what's behind South Korea's sleeplessness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxQg1tYjWU

I already know the answer: infidelity.

How insulting must it be to find out your significant other is cheating on you with the door? Oh yes, the women love that big handle, and the men do, as well ;) How they make love to that door when their significant other is gone. That door does things their significant other only wishes they could do. They unleash their passion with the door. Oh yes! They love it, so!

But the door is a slut. Both parties know it. They know the door isn't loyal. It can't truly love them both. So it loves neither. And they hate the door for it. So they slam it. They slam it each and every time they touch it. They slam it for pleasure. They slam it as payback. They slam it to cause it pain. The door will be slammed because they door must be slammed.

And the cycle continues.

It's not the door, stupid. It's Mr. Moon.

So I replaced "the door" with "Mr.Moon" in WhenInRome...'s soliloquy, and am now vaguely disturbed.
Thanks much. 

And here I thought it was cuz they're up all night pounding back soju and makoli.

Maybe, it's those bright fluorescent lights that they have in their homes.

When in Rome...

I prefer the window to the door.

It slides open wide and brings a breath of fresh air. I don't have to wonder if its locked nor look for the key. And the view is more attractive.

You had me at "It slides open wide and the view is attractive."

You had me at "It slides open wide and the view is attractive."

Depends if you have the key or not.

They're sleep deprived because of their fierce opposition to memory foam pillows. Anyone who has been in Korea for more or less a month would realize this.

Or mattresses with any softnesses at all!

Depends if you have the key or not.

Gawd you Savant. You'd be laughed out of the building as windows don't have keys; doors do have a knob, and you are free to polish it.

Gawd you Savant. You'd be laughed out of the building as windows don't have keys; doors do have a knob, and you are free to polish it.

Humor aside, there are windows with keys out there.

Humor aside, there are windows with keys out there.

I can 100% verify that there are window keys.

I can 100% verify that there are window keys.

Apples have keys, too!

I can 100% verify that there is a window key.

But most of us men have never found it.

But most of us men have never found it.

You all need to move beyond the hunt-and-peck technique: practice touch typing enough and you'll never lose track of a key again.