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Let's tell a story together.
« on: November 24, 2021, 12:53:00 pm »
I'm gonna go first and write the first sentence, and then you can add ONE more sentence after.

A few rules. I don't mind people participating but don't over do it. Don't just hang around to do half the sentences. If you wrote one, wait until 4 more are posted before posting again.

I'm here for the laughs, I'm not gonna censor anyone, but don't make giant abrupt left turns, a la

- Samantha blew out the candles on her 45th bday cake and wondered where it had all gone wrong.

- AND THEN LASRE T-REXS CAME FROM MARS TO DEFEAT BIDEN AND THEY CRASH LANDED IN THE YARD.

Again, I'm not here to tell everyone what to do but the story should FLOW well, yes?

So, let's begin,

Heather lowered her binoculars, not believing what she had just seen.




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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2021, 01:03:29 pm »
Heather lowered her binoculars, not believing what she had just seen.

She had heard the rumors, but never dared believe Canadians actually practiced that.


Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2021, 01:38:14 pm »
She had heard the rumors, but never dared believe Canadians actually practiced that.
She quickly set about recording everything they were practicing, with luck it would be enough to give her team the edge.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2021, 01:59:02 pm by Mr.DeMartino »


Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2021, 05:46:17 pm »
She quickly set about recording everything they were practicing, with luck it would be enough to give her team the edge.
Within week she had recovered footagage of the blindfolded moose, but the quality the thevideo was trrible - it only last 300 seconds before the camera was shut off, but the moose was clearly seen from the very first moment.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2021, 05:49:09 pm by tony tony tony »


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2021, 06:43:11 pm »
How the University of Toronto's engineering team stealthily got the live moose into the Hyatt penthouse suite clearly used techniques they had practiced in class, but Heather was determined that her Aussie team would accomplish something more challenging with a live kangaroo before the contest ended.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2021, 06:55:38 pm by VanIslander »


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2021, 07:11:28 am »
The only problem was, all the kangaroos they had shipped over had died en route and were now decomposing nicely in her storage shed.


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2021, 08:56:44 am »
except for the alpha kangaroo, which was feasting on the remains of the others and had grown too strong to be safely handled.


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2021, 09:16:02 am »
So a team of kangaroo behavioral experts from the University of Vladivostok were brought in to figure out how to move this unique alpha kangaroo.


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2021, 09:18:35 am »
They arrived on the scene and, within a few months, the Alpha 'roo had learned every language known to man, could speak perfectly and was known to make a pretty mean bibimbap when asked.


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2021, 10:06:40 am »
It was fortunate for Heather that because COVID19 delayed the contest and the kangaroo went Alpha, her team had time to devise a way to get the animal into The White House oval office undetected.


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2021, 10:37:35 am »
Then she realized how with a long hair wig and some makeup on it, they could just tell the President that the kangaroo was actually the Vice President due to her natural ditziness and his senility.  Surely, this would work and her chance to get this historic and unique video in the office would be a success.


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2021, 11:21:36 am »
The plan was put into motion, Heather quickly threw on her crocs and made her way to the local wig shop.
I don't get in shape. I bring the gym to my house and I throw it around.


Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2021, 03:44:48 pm »
Meanwhile the Legendary Alpha Kangaroo had cornered the global Dogecoin crypto market and crashed the Hang Seng Index with the intention of bringing about a one world government run by the Knights Templar.


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2021, 07:32:01 am »
While the Alpha Kangaroo and the Aussies worked towards global domination, Olivia and her Illuminati-funded University of Toronto team had engineered their own super-beast: the Sigma Moose.
more gg more skill


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2021, 07:38:19 am »
The Queen had decided that the winner of this Battle Royale would submit the new Monarch to the Commonwealth; Kylie Minogue or Justin Bieber would take the crown. 


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2021, 10:25:51 am »
But, then out of the University of Toronto, came Jordan Peterson.  He was not going to recognize any of their trans species or trans gender identity confusions.  Then, others rose up to follow and challenge these groups new orthodoxies, especially the Sigma Moose. 


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2021, 02:29:53 pm »
Then the Sigma Moose remembered being told not to make abrupt left turns, so the Moose decide to turn right. Right into a newly opened Lotteria franchise where they cook up brethren ruminants.


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2021, 02:32:27 pm »
At the same time, given the sudden wealth and fame she saw forming, Heather quit university and signed the Alpha Kangaroo to a 5-year services contract wherein she gets 20% of all income (money & crypto currency) from fights, translations and merchandise in exchange for a legal waiver of animal ownership and full declaration that animals are people too.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2021, 04:08:05 pm by VanIslander »


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Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2021, 09:16:07 pm »
Then she woke up--it had all been a strange dream; she drifted over to her bedroom window, reminding herself to stop eating cheese shortly before bedtime. She parted the curtains and peered out: Saigon, shit!



Re: Let's tell a story together.
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2021, 06:55:05 am »
Heather reported to her desk job manning the phones at the Armed Forces Radio Services in central Saigon. As she sat down at her desk, out of the corner of her eye she spied a portrait on the wall of a bull moose standing on a mountain at dawn.