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  • plan b
  • Super Waygook

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The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« on: April 15, 2021, 02:27:26 pm »
The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.

Are you guys okay with this?

They say its harmless....but.... it wouldn't be the first time scientists were wrong.

"The AstraZeneca vaccine uses a chimpanzee adenovirus vaccine vector. This is a harmless, weakened adenovirus that usually causes the common cold in chimpanzees. It has been genetically changed so that it is impossible for it to grow in humans. "

https://www.health.gov.au/initiatives-and-programs/covid-19-vaccines/is-it-true/is-it-true-does-the-oxfordastrazeneca-vaccine-contain-animal-dna#:~:text=The%20AstraZeneca%20vaccine%20uses%20a,it%20to%20grow%20in%20humans.






Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2021, 02:44:01 pm »
The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.

Are you guys okay with this?

They say its harmless....but.... it wouldn't be the first time scientists were wrong.

"The AstraZeneca vaccine uses a chimpanzee adenovirus vaccine vector. This is a harmless, weakened adenovirus that usually causes the common cold in chimpanzees. It has been genetically changed so that it is impossible for it to grow in humans. "

https://www.health.gov.au/initiatives-and-programs/covid-19-vaccines/is-it-true/is-it-true-does-the-oxfordastrazeneca-vaccine-contain-animal-dna#:~:text=The%20AstraZeneca%20vaccine%20uses%20a,it%20to%20grow%20in%20humans.






Given the choice between taking something that has a miniscule chance of having a negative reaction of some sort, or having to wear a mask for the rest of my life and or risk a significant occurrence of permanent lung damage up to a non-negligible occurrence of death, I'll take the vaccine.  Scientists know better than me.  Better than us. 


  • plan b
  • Super Waygook

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    • March 22, 2013, 11:53:06 am
    • Korea
Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2021, 02:51:54 pm »
Given the choice between taking something that has a miniscule chance of having a negative reaction of some sort, or having to wear a mask for the rest of my life and or risk a significant occurrence of permanent lung damage up to a non-negligible occurrence of death, I'll take the vaccine.  Scientists know better than me.  Better than us. 

I'll get the vaccine, but not the AstraZeneca one now. The Johnson and Johnson vaccine does not contain chimp dna.

"One difference between the two might be that AstraZenecaís vaccine uses a chimpanzee adenovirus, and Johnson & Johnsonís uses a human adenovirus,"

http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20210414001096




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  • Waygook Lord

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Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2021, 02:55:18 pm »
"Can't get this snake anti-venom, they got the horse DNA in here!"
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?


Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2021, 02:57:19 pm »
Pretty sure this is the premise for planet of the apes. Take my money and inject me!!!



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  • tylerthegloob
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Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2021, 03:00:54 pm »
the J&J one that the FDA just paused? noice. pick your poison i guessshit gimme both at once
more gg more skill


  • 745sticky
  • Hero of Waygookistan

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    • March 26, 2020, 01:52:57 pm
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Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2021, 03:24:14 pm »
i'm not gonna be first in line to get it regardless of when it hits. preferably i won't be in the line at all, although if i need it to keep my job/travel (which seems pretty likely) then i'll suck it up and take the shot, hopefully provided it isn't one of the shittier ones


  • Kyndo
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Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2021, 07:46:18 am »
The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.

No it doesn't.

It contains chimpanzee adenovirus genetic material.
Bog standard for a vaccine.  :rolleyes:

https://www.health.gov.au/initiatives-and-programs/covid-19-vaccines/is-it-true/is-it-true-does-the-oxfordastrazeneca-vaccine-contain-animal-dna#:~:text=The%20AstraZeneca%20vaccine%20uses%20a,it%20to%20grow%20in%20humans


They use material from a virus that infects chimpanzees because, while it contains some of the same protein spikes that covid19 contains (and thus makes a great template to teach our immune systems to react against covid19), this particular adenovirus cannot infect a human being and is therefor pretty safe in that we don't have do worry about deactivating it to remove risk of infection from the vaccine.

Just in case anybody was wondering.  :smiley:
« Last Edit: April 16, 2021, 10:55:45 am by Kyndo »


  • D.L.Orean
  • Super Waygook

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    • February 25, 2020, 09:34:41 am
Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2021, 07:54:47 am »
No it doesn't.

It contains chimpanzee adenovirus genetic material.
Bog standard for a vaccine.  :rolleyes:

https://www.health.gov.au/initiatives-and-programs/covid-19-vaccines/is-it-true/is-it-true-does-the-oxfordastrazeneca-vaccine-contain-animal-dna#:~:text=The%20AstraZeneca%20vaccine%20uses%20a,it%20to%20grow%20in%20humans

THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN US INTO CHIMPANZEES AND LET BILL GATES MICROCHIP US!!! WHY ISN'T ANYONE AWAKE TO THE REAL THREATS?!?!?


Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2021, 08:00:46 am »
THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN US INTO CHIMPANZEES AND LET BILL GATES MICROCHIP US!!! WHY ISN'T ANYONE AWAKE TO THE REAL THREATS?!?!?




Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2021, 08:02:01 am »
THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN US INTO CHIMPANZEES AND LET BILL GATES MICROCHIP US!!! WHY ISN'T ANYONE AWAKE TO THE REAL THREATS?!?!?

Sad to say, I know a few of these retards.


  • fka
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Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2021, 09:10:19 am »
I wonder if teacher forums in other countries are also packed with such stupid garbage. Does Waygook stand alone?


  • D.L.Orean
  • Super Waygook

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    • February 25, 2020, 09:34:41 am
Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2021, 09:11:35 am »
I wonder if teacher forums in other countries are also packed with such stupid garbage. Does Waygook stand alone?

Surely any group that's large enough will have a little bit of everything (including the stupid garbage)?


  • L I
  • Waygook Lord

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Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2021, 09:14:49 am »
Overall, what is the percentage of brilliant minds among regular posters on this forum? Good writers? Profound insights in great quantities? Letís say yes! We rock!


  • D.L.Orean
  • Super Waygook

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    • February 25, 2020, 09:34:41 am
Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2021, 09:18:29 am »
Overall, what is the percentage of brilliant minds among regular posters on this forum? Good writers? Profound insights in great quantities? Letís say yes! We rock!

What counts as a "brilliant mind"?


  • Kyndo
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    • March 03, 2011, 09:45:24 am
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Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2021, 09:20:13 am »
What counts as a "brilliant mind"?
A brain that can light up a room!



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  • Waygook Lord

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Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2021, 09:22:32 am »
Our posts make the world a better place. We teach and learn via this forum.


  • fka
  • Expert Waygook

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    • September 05, 2019, 06:37:44 pm
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Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2021, 09:40:48 am »
Surely any group that's large enough will have a little bit of everything (including the stupid garbage)?

The balance here seems unusually tilted toward racism, conspiracy theories and general insanity, though.


Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2021, 09:41:16 am »
I remember when smallpox vaccine with that cow DNA in it spawned a race of minotaurs, what with their island ruling, mazemaking, and the Sargonnas following.


  • 745sticky
  • Hero of Waygookistan

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    • March 26, 2020, 01:52:57 pm
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Re: The AstraZeneca vaccine has chimpanzee DNA in it.
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2021, 09:45:48 am »
The balance here seems unusually tilted toward racism, conspiracy theories and general insanity, though.
idk, when you consider the average demographic that still uses web forums it isnt /that/ unusual