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  • OnNut81
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    • April 01, 2011, 03:01:41 pm
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Re: I would rather _______ than ______.
« Reply #60 on: September 27, 2021, 07:08:56 pm »
There was a group of 12 of us, 6 couples, who all went to a hotel just outside the string of resorts in Cancun. It wasn't an all inclusive resort thing it was a nice hotel. The nearest resort was perhaps a km down the beach, which stretched forever in both directions.

Anyway, we booked our trip through a travel agency and went and had a lovely vacation. Everything was perfect until the night before our check-out when we all received a note stuffed under our hotel doors to report to the front desk  at 5 am. This was odd because we weren't checking out until 11 and the flight was at 1:00pm.

As we gathered in the empty and quiet main entrance by the desk the manager showed up from her office. She told us we each owed $600 or they weren't letting us check out. We told her to stuff it and then soldiers with AK's walked in pointing the business ends of their rifles at us. They rounded us up, took our passports, ordered us to sit in a corner and started to sweat us.

We could go to jail. No calls to home. It was scary. We were refused access to our rooms again. Refused access to a phone. This was long before cellphones existed.

So we sat. And sweated. 1 hour, 2 hours, 3 hours......the soldiers were clearly getting tired and restless. 4 hours, 5 hours and we were starting to get worried we'd miss our flight. The guards were all off chatting to one another and not paying close attention to the gringos anymore. They knew where we were, tucked into a corner with all our luggage and no passports.

I had to pee. I stood up and started for the bathroom and a guard came over pointing his gun demanding where I was going. I told him I had to pee and poo, diarrhea, grabbed my belly and pretended to be in pain etc and invited him along. Showing a shitload more bravado than I felt.

He sent me on my way. The bathroom had a window in it and I climbed through and buggered off. I knew where the nearest resort was and I Usain Bolted man. I got there and told the main desk clerk I was a Canadian and there were 11 more back at the hotel and we were in trouble. He got the phone and the operator and I got hooked up with the consulate. I spoke to the guy running the show and he said to head back to the hotel and he'd be right there.

I jogged back to the hotel (I was much younger and in better shape then) and as I walked in the front door the guards and the manager were in a panic. I was surrounded and threatened with pointing guns. They demanded to know where I was and at that moment a gringo came roaring in on his BMW motorbike. I knew it was dude.

I told them they were in the shit now and they all looked at the guy storming in holding a Ferrari red Canadian passport.

Diplomatic. That starts with D and rhymes with T which stands for trouble. Guns went down and the boys started to scatter. The guy walked up to the desk and demanded to know who was in charge.

(Please pardon the language here admins)

The tall skinny Ichabod Crane bitch said "I'm in charge."

The Charge d'Affaires slammed his passport on the desk in front of her with such force she jumped and said, "Not anymore! I'm in charge now. I'll see you in your office and he walked around the desk into the back.

We could all hear him screaming at her as clear as a bell.

"Who the **** are you to **** with Canadians? When you **** with 1 Canadian you **** with the entire country of Canada." This went on at volume 11 for about 10 minutes getting ruder and more vulgar by the minute. Most was in Spanish which I got a fair bit of being fluent in French with a smattering of Spanish. Then they came out. She apologized profusely and begged us to please come back, it was all a mistake, the travel agency hadn't paid them and they thought, mistakenly that we were supposed to pay when we left.........

Our bus showed up, the Charge d'Affaires led us to the airport, hustled us through immigration spewing all sorts of venom and stood on the tarmac until we were air born.

I've never been back :-)

That’s quite an adventure, but surely you could’ve found somewhere closer to run from Venezuela than Cancun.  You definitely were in good shape then.  I would’ve gotten totally turned around in Belize knowing my sense of direction. 

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Re: I would rather _______ than ______.
« Reply #61 on: September 28, 2021, 02:42:22 pm »
Yes, laughing out loud, that was a different vacation. My apologies. We were on Margarita Island. I was thinking of Mexico as I wrote this and how much I like that place. A friend and I were reminiscing about a trip we took there and laughing about Senor Frog's in Cancun with the plexiglass slide that pumped you out into the ocean for a free jello tequila shot. 

  • VanIslander
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    • June 02, 2011, 10:12:19 am
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Re: I would rather _______ than ______.
« Reply #62 on: October 17, 2022, 12:18:30 am »
This week a middle school class learned "rather" and we paired it with a word they already know: "prefer"

E.g., i said: "I sometimes drink coffee but i would rather drink tea. I prefer tea to coffee.

A student said "I would rather fly to stars than sit in classroom" - word for word, heard 100% message received - and i could only nod. The grammar hurt my ears but man, did his idea sing!
Life's to live! Live! Breathe. Relax. Enjoy. Animals teach us to focus on family, friends and avoid danger. Get what you need and get along with others. That said, some rock the boat, but they know capsizin' it means they're sunk. Some sink, let's swim! The sea's big, great, but has undercurrents.

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Re: I would rather _______ than ______.
« Reply #63 on: October 18, 2022, 08:50:10 am »
if i had to describe van in a word, it would be "corny"

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Re: I would rather _______ than ______.
« Reply #64 on: October 18, 2022, 09:37:50 am »
if i had to describe van in a word, it would be "corny"


He's phucking moderator..a sensitive, subjective one that, and he has no business interjecting his shaggy dog nonsense into the enlisted folks.  He repeats narratives over, and over, and over again. He deletes posts he does not agree with but do not go against the TOS.

On thanto have some responsibility on that matter. Don't fight/deflect know its true. not a good moderator.  He is the troll, the sponge, the toilet water...of moderators.

But..that does not mean he is a bad human being.