I would rather _______ than ______.

I would rather say "air-con" than "air-conditioner" my overall bad feelings about Konglish be damned.

I would rather say "air-con" than "air-conditioner" my overall bad feelings about Konglish be damned.

Actually yeah. I feel like “air-con” has penetrated into my lizard brain now too, like those slight bows whenever unexpectedly meeting someone I know. It comes so naturally, but it’s also bound to bewilder others.

I would rather watch an elementary school speech contest than a basketball/baseball game.

One of the things Korea has taught me about myself is that I absolutely detest watching or playing Korean and American sports, no offense. 

One of the things Korea has taught me about myself is that I absolutely detest watching or playing Korean and American sports, no offense. 

So,.... you would rather watch cricket and rugby?

I'd rather use English words when speaking English than use Konglish or Korean words that aren't understood by 95% of the English-speaking world. (Renember: kimchi is an English word, "kimbap" is not.)
Rather than have equally-rare incredible sex?

You're just being silly.

Golf and sex are easy. But an incredible experience is a different matter. How often do you call an experience that?

Sex is easy. Golf is not. I'm not sure I understand your last sentence.

So,.... you would rather watch cricket and rugby?

She said sports. Thus, cricket doesn't count. Rugby, okay if one feels like watching grass grow is exciting.

I would rather be alone than spend time with 99.9% of the people I have ever met.

She said sports.

Aristocrat is a woman now? 

Aristocrat is a woman now? 

If I emulate Liechtenstein's likely line of reasoning I arrive at "if (s)he likes Cricket and Rugby, yes"

Personally I find baseball dreadfully boring to watch, except for sometimes the last few innings, same with soccer. Basketball is so-so. American football is by far my favorite sport to watch.

Of course, all this is assuming I'm watching at home. I'd gladly go out to see any sporting event in-person (its a lot more exciting with a crowd and some overpriced ballpark food).

On the subject of rugby
I would rather watch rugby league than rugby union.

She said sports. Thus, cricket doesn't count. Rugby, okay if one feels like watching grass grow is exciting.

"lol people who like different things than me are big dumb dumbs"