Trump Got COVID-19

I knew it all along and it finally happened. Trump got tested positive for COVID-19.

Now that he got it, all I can say is, TRUMP I TOLD YOU SO!

This is Karma for you, it grabbed him by the balls. So if he ends up being off the
ballot, don't be surprised. He denied COVID calling it a hoax, threatening the
national security of the nation to allow COVID to spread infecting 7 million people,
and more than 200,000 dead, the highest numbers in the world. And now, the
Trump is a statistic.

Trump will probably be fine. He’s only 74, which is not yet elderly.

Trump will probably be fine. He’s only 74, which is not yet elderly.

Current research shows old age begins at 74.

If he's fine, it's most likely because he's receiving the finest medical care money can buy on a 24/7 basis.

He's overweight and doesn't exercise ... but he's under 80, so he's unlikely to die. Comes down to the immune system. The body's strength deteriorates as time goes by.

Trump seems energetic for a person his age. Has good genetics I guess.

Unfortunately, the second presidential debate may have to be cancelled.

Didn't inject enough bleach to combat it.

Trump seems energetic for a person his age. Has good genetics I guess.

Yeah I’m sure it’s not a chemical supplement.... :/

He will be fine.  The doctor who examined him in 2015 said he might live to be 200 because of his excellent genes.  According to his former doctor, he is the healthiest person  to ever become President.  https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/02/trump-presidential-health-assessment/582919/

He will be fine.  The doctor who examined him in 2015 said he might live to be 200 because of his excellent genes.  According to his former doctor, he is the healthiest person  to ever become President.  https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/02/trump-presidential-health-assessment/582919/

My fear with this is that he'll have relatively mild symptoms and recover quickly due to top-notch medical care, then use his own situation to perpetuate the idea that it's "like the flu" and therefore nothing to worry about.

I went to Breitbart for yuks, to see what his supporters were saying. Lots of confusion about how Trump could catch the virus since the virus is a hoax. Some speculation about Soros / Democrat involvement. And a spirited theological debate about whether or not God deliberately gave Trump the coronavirus, the logic being this: God obviously hand-picked Donald Trump to be President of the United States, so does it not follow that God also infected him with the virus? Maybe to demonstrate his strength and virility and restore hope to the American people?

Wait, so trump didn't pay any tax, but he's using US tax dollars on top-knotch healthcare to help his recovery, and he also wants to remove Obamacare, which would help poorer people (who do pay taxes) get healthcare they couldn't otherwise afford?

Is this right?

That’s an awfully ungenerous way of framing it 

He paid seven-hundred fifty dollars (US dollars) just four years ago.

That’s an awfully ungenerous way of framing it 

He paid seven-hundred fifty dollars (US dollars) just four years ago.

Half-truth.  You are not giving the full story.  He paid $750 two years in a row.  A not too shabby $1500. 

Has hydroxychloroquine cured him yet?

President Donald Trump appeared to blame members of the military and law enforcement units for spreading COVID-19 to his inner circle in a Thursday interview with Fox News host Sean Hannity when he claimed that uniformed officials often want to "hug" and "kiss" members of his team out of gratitude for the "good job" the administration has done.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/want-kiss-trump-appears-blame-164651721.html

CNN fact-checker Daniel Dale has noted that Trump often relates unverified "tales about macho men breaking into tears of gratitude in his presence" who suspiciously call him "sir."

Earlier this week, Trump told a rally crowd that he had just met a construction worker who was teary with appreciation. He has, as Dale observed on Wednesday, told similar stories about a coal miner, a farmer, a steelworker and a man who looked "as big as a 'football player.'"

"The common feature of the character in these stories is that they are male, tough and large, and that, before crying upon meeting Trump in a setting with no independent witnesses, they have never cried before, can't remember crying before or only cried when they were a baby," Dale said.

Dale pointed out that Trump once gave a 2019 speech in which he said a number of "strong, tough" farmers, ranchers and construction workers had allegedly wept when they joined him at a 2017 executive order signing ceremony.

"Half of them were crying," he told the American Farm Bureau Federation, including one man who Trump said appeared so tough that he might not have cried even "when he was a baby."

"He was crying," Trump insisted. "He said, 'Sir, you gave me back my life. You gave me back my property.'"

The signing ceremony happened on camera. No one wept.

Call in the My Pillow guy. He's got the cure.

President Donald Trump appeared to blame members of the military and law enforcement units for spreading COVID-19 to his inner circle in a Thursday interview with Fox News host Sean Hannity when he claimed that uniformed officials often want to "hug" and "kiss" members of his team out of gratitude for the "good job" the administration has done.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/want-kiss-trump-appears-blame-164651721.html

The worst person in the world.  I'm sure DMT agrees.  But will still vote for him.

“I think he put himself ... on the line, and the flaw being that, as an optimist, as somebody who is trying to convey a message that we’re going to get through this and things are going to be better, he had to walk that walk,” Fox News Greg Gutfeld said.

Any guess what this lunatic is talking about?  Trump HAD TO GET Covid to show us how to get through it?  Is that what that is?

Dunno why he didn't get it in March, but ... um, no.  Just lunacy.

The worst person in the world.  I'm sure DMT agrees.  But will still vote for him.

Martin thinks Trump is clever for shitting on the military.