... but why English speakers?
I guaranty the chickens are far kinder than the the kids!
Quote from: Aristocrat on October 23, 2019, 07:24:58 am... but why English speakers? Because chicken is an English word.I'm more worried about this bit...QuoteI guaranty the chickens are far kinder than the the kids! At no point have I thought of killing my students. So what this says is that the chickens are nicer than students, but in the end you'll still be wringing its neck, or hitting it with a bat or something. So comparing teaching to killing chickens makes it sound like infanticide is fine.
Quote from: Ronnie Omelettes on October 24, 2019, 02:08:26 pmQuote from: Aristocrat on October 23, 2019, 07:24:58 am... but why English speakers? Because chicken is an English word.I'm more worried about this bit...QuoteI guaranty the chickens are far kinder than the the kids! At no point have I thought of killing my students. So what this says is that the chickens are nicer than students, but in the end you'll still be wringing its neck, or hitting it with a bat or something. So comparing teaching to killing chickens makes it sound like infanticide is fine. But, because we are foreigners, and can't be trusted to use something dangerous, you'll have to kill the chickens with a wiffleball bat.
Quote from: Kayos on October 24, 2019, 02:24:35 pmQuote from: Ronnie Omelettes on October 24, 2019, 02:08:26 pmQuote from: Aristocrat on October 23, 2019, 07:24:58 am... but why English speakers? Because chicken is an English word.I'm more worried about this bit...QuoteI guaranty the chickens are far kinder than the the kids! At no point have I thought of killing my students. So what this says is that the chickens are nicer than students, but in the end you'll still be wringing its neck, or hitting it with a bat or something. So comparing teaching to killing chickens makes it sound like infanticide is fine. But, because we are foreigners, and can't be trusted to use something dangerous, you'll have to kill the chickens with a wiffleball bat. As a fully-fledged official New Zealand Ninja, I suspect you'll be fired from this job after the first day, for a very simple reason. From the official ninja rules, you'd have to use the element of surprise and stealth for each of your kills. Meaning at the end of the day, other foreigners have killed a thousand or so chickens and you're hovering around the fifty mark.