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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #900 on: March 30, 2016, 01:08:51 pm »
So, at this school, sometimes we have English activities with about 200 students in an auditorium. Each class gets points if they cheer really well and loud.

So, me and another foreigner are leading the activity and we're both of the dark-skinned variety of waygookins. After getting each class to cheer individually and judging which class was the best, the other teacher awarded one team some points for cheering the best. Then one kid from another team points at this teacher and says out of nowhere, "RACIST!"

Me and the other teacher had a good laugh~

I would have considered it class warfare.  :wink:
The joys of fauxtherhood


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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #901 on: March 30, 2016, 01:46:35 pm »
So, at this school, sometimes we have English activities with about 200 students in an auditorium. Each class gets points if they cheer really well and loud.

So, me and another foreigner are leading the activity and we're both of the dark-skinned variety of waygookins. After getting each class to cheer individually and judging which class was the best, the other teacher awarded one team some points for cheering the best. Then one kid from another team points at this teacher and says out of nowhere, "RACIST!"
Me and the other teacher had a good laugh~

I would have considered it class warfare.  :wink:
Niiiice.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #902 on: June 16, 2016, 06:19:50 pm »
I present to you the (unretouched) work of a student I will call "Rihanna":

I create my own holiday which is called "A-Cup Day." Every A-cup girl will takes a party and celebrates her small boobs. A-cup girls can sleep easily and when they are running, they can never feel a hefty roll of flab overhanging their breast. Big boobs girls must serve small boobs girls and say "I love small boobs, small boobs is the best, you deserve it!" Big boobs girls must praise the girls with small boobs. Anyway, on this day, small boobs girls can have SEX with each handsome boy which they want to. Because you know, small boobs= Better sex. And the most important thing is that you can wear whatever the **** you want in this holiday. But you must remember Rihanna is the queen in "A-Cup Day." She is the only girl who has the most complanate airport in the class.


Finals are next week, can you tell?

(P.S.- "Airport" is Chinese slang for flatties.)


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #903 on: June 16, 2016, 06:53:53 pm »
I present to you the (unretouched) work of a student I will call "Rihanna":

I create my own holiday which is called "A-Cup Day." Every A-cup girl will takes a party and celebrates her small boobs. A-cup girls can sleep easily and when they are running, they can never feel a hefty roll of flab overhanging their breast. Big boobs girls must serve small boobs girls and say "I love small boobs, small boobs is the best, you deserve it!" Big boobs girls must praise the girls with small boobs. Anyway, on this day, small boobs girls can have SEX with each handsome boy which they want to. Because you know, small boobs= Better sex. And the most important thing is that you can wear whatever the **** you want in this holiday. But you must remember Rihanna is the queen in "A-Cup Day." She is the only girl who has the most complanate airport in the class.


Finals are next week, can you tell?

(P.S.- "Airport" is Chinese slang for flatties.)
That's precious :laugh: Airport pride!
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #904 on: June 16, 2016, 07:05:56 pm »
Showed this picture--OF A TANK TOP, PEOPLE, IT'S A TANK TOP--to my 2nd year high schoolers today as we were reviewing clothing:


It was appropriately sized in between a T-shirt and a button down. 

When I asked what it was, I got:
"bra"
"brassier"
"Brazil"
"sports bra"
"bikini"
"swimming bra"
"corset"


Not a camisole?


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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #905 on: June 16, 2016, 10:12:11 pm »
Not a camisole?

A camisole is specifically an undergarment, and we were discussing clothing for daily wear.  For the purpose of our class, it was also used as a cultural discussion point .  In western countries, spaghetti-strap tank tops can be worn as outerwear whereas in Korea they would be undergarments alone.  Camisole would have been an acceptable answer to highlight that difference, but c'mon, it's clearly not a bra :laugh:



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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #906 on: June 17, 2016, 07:47:29 am »
I present to you the (unretouched) work of a student I will call "Rihanna":

I create my own holiday which is called "A-Cup Day." Every A-cup girl will takes a party and celebrates her small boobs. A-cup girls can sleep easily and when they are running, they can never feel a hefty roll of flab overhanging their breast. Big boobs girls must serve small boobs girls and say "I love small boobs, small boobs is the best, you deserve it!" Big boobs girls must praise the girls with small boobs. Anyway, on this day, small boobs girls can have SEX with each handsome boy which they want to. Because you know, small boobs= Better sex. And the most important thing is that you can wear whatever the **** you want in this holiday. But you must remember Rihanna is the queen in "A-Cup Day." She is the only girl who has the most complanate airport in the class.


Finals are next week, can you tell?

(P.S.- "Airport" is Chinese slang for flatties.)
That's precious :laugh: Airport pride!

Rihanna is great. Lol but I'm hoping she's a high school student, otherwise I'm wondering where she learned these words lol.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #907 on: June 17, 2016, 07:53:59 am »
Rihanna is great. Lol but I'm hoping she's a high school student, otherwise I'm wondering where she learned these words lol.

All of my middle school kids know them. They're always really keen to drop them as often as possible at the beginning of the school year before I instill in them a fear of utterance so great that the words disappear into the void of the hallways where they remain until the coming of the next school year.

I'm pretty sure they learn all of this in elementary school.
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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #908 on: June 17, 2016, 08:03:40 am »
We had a bee fly into the classroom and I ignored it and kept teaching... until one of my students pointed at it and screamed "TEACHER, HONEY MONSTER!!!!"


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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #909 on: June 17, 2016, 08:21:54 am »
Was playing dodgeball with the students and got hit by the ball but apparently nobody noticed. When I went to go be "out" a student on my team shouted, "No! Teacher, you need to be liar!!"  :laugh: :laugh:


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #910 on: June 17, 2016, 09:06:31 am »
I don't remember the context exactly but a a student explained to me:

"Teacher, dong is English poo poo."

I think he was trying to say, dong is the korean word for poo. Not a bad try.


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #911 on: June 17, 2016, 09:07:28 am »
I present to you the (unretouched) work of a student I will call "Rihanna":

I create my own holiday which is called "A-Cup Day." Every A-cup girl will takes a party and celebrates her small boobs. A-cup girls can sleep easily and when they are running, they can never feel a hefty roll of flab overhanging their breast. Big boobs girls must serve small boobs girls and say "I love small boobs, small boobs is the best, you deserve it!" Big boobs girls must praise the girls with small boobs. Anyway, on this day, small boobs girls can have SEX with each handsome boy which they want to. Because you know, small boobs= Better sex. And the most important thing is that you can wear whatever the **** you want in this holiday. But you must remember Rihanna is the queen in "A-Cup Day." She is the only girl who has the most complanate airport in the class.


Finals are next week, can you tell?

(P.S.- "Airport" is Chinese slang for flatties.)
That's precious :laugh: Airport pride!

Rihanna is great. Lol but I'm hoping she's a high school student, otherwise I'm wondering where she learned these words lol.

Hahaha, don't worry, she is! And I SWEAR I didn't teach her these words!

Literally the first thing she said to me was "You look like Kat Dennings" (I don't) "and you have really big boobs! Why do you have big boobs and [other teacher] has such small boobs? I asked her, too, and she said she didn't know."

She's obsessed with boobs and butts. She also made a pillow with my face on it and gave it to me. She's the best!


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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #912 on: June 17, 2016, 09:19:49 am »
We had a bee fly into the classroom and I ignored it and kept teaching... until one of my students pointed at it and screamed "TEACHER, HONEY MONSTER!!!!"

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #913 on: June 17, 2016, 09:40:56 am »
One of my co-teachers, we'll just call him K Teacher, is a younger guy, only about four or five years older than me. A few of the fifth grade girls came up to me one time:

S1: Teacher! You love K Teacher?
Me: I love everyone.
S1-3: Nooooo, you love K Teacher?
Me: Yes, because I love everyone.
S2: Teacher, K Teacher love you!
Me: Yes, he loves everyone, too.
S2: Noooo! He love you and only you! And you love him and only him!
Me: *awkward*
S3: Teacher! You and K Teacher 단~단다단! (wedding march) Yes?
Me: No. Goodbye. *walk away*

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: So awkward though...

Similar conversation happened last year with the sixth graders and my other male co-teacher at the time.


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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #914 on: June 17, 2016, 10:14:25 am »
My 6th graders are creepily obsessed with my eyes. One came into my office one day for paper then looked me dead in the eye creepily and said "Teacher. Your eyes are so big. I want to steal them."

A while later I had one of the boys tell me my eyes are big and beautiful like Kog'maw. I'm not sure how to take that.



Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #915 on: June 17, 2016, 10:29:12 am »
MESSI: Hey, Meeps, you look so beautiful today.

ME: Thanks, Messi.

MESSI: JUST KIDDING!!!!!! You are SO UGLY!

ME: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm ugly, but you have an F.

MESSI: Yeah, you're ugly outside and I'm ugly in my brain.



Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #916 on: June 17, 2016, 10:38:59 am »
In middle school. 

S1 (3rd grade boy) [comes skipping in with his friend before class]: Teacher! I am girl!
Me: No, you're a boy.
S1: No! Teacher! I am girl.
S2: (also boy): Really? Marry me?
S1: Okay.
S2. Yay. [goes down on knee and pretends to give ring].

Awwww


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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #917 on: June 17, 2016, 11:21:13 am »
A while later I had one of the boys tell me my eyes are big and beautiful like Kog'maw. I'm not sure how to take that.

He was probably thinking of one of the more attractive Kog'maw skins.

Look at these big blue eyes!

So beautiful!


Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #918 on: June 17, 2016, 11:59:45 am »
One grade 5 student one day asks me if I have any tattoos.

I say "No, I don't have any tattoos."

Without missing a beat she says "Me too."


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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #919 on: June 17, 2016, 12:02:25 pm »
A while later I had one of the boys tell me my eyes are big and beautiful like Kog'maw. I'm not sure how to take that.

He was probably thinking of one of the more attractive Kog'maw skins.

Look at these big blue eyes!

So beautiful!

Wait. What are these? Is it a reference to a movie or videogame?