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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2520 on: November 21, 2016, 05:30:01 PM »
Korean food ranked in top 5 because of which one,

this:


or this:

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« Reply #2521 on: November 22, 2016, 08:06:22 AM »
Well... it happened. Today was picture day and I was informed literally 5 minutes before the fact. I look even more a mess than usual today, and I had to hurriedly comb my hair in 3 minutes (an ordeal that usually takes half an hour). I also have a lovely pimple on my chin today and didn't even have makeup to cover it with.

At least the photo is representative, I guess.

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« Reply #2522 on: November 22, 2016, 08:07:36 AM »
I've been to 38 countries, used to be a food critic, and Korean food is easily in my top 5 cuisines, its fantastic. The moaners are all fat yanks who if they can't fry something and shove it in their face whole they aint happy.
It's good to know you enjoy Korean food, but nothing more can really be stated from your experience, as it is unique to you.

Very curious to know what your 38 countries were for Korean to be in your top 5.  That's amazing.

You must have never visited: Thailand, Turkey, Mexico, the U.S., Greece, Italy, Spain, Vietnam, Morocco, Venezuela...

If you have, then it's just you.

You know what they say about "food critics" ;)

Well if you read the above post you would see Spain and Thailand are in there. The US, like England, doesn't have a strong enough food heritage for me, rather the cuisine is made up of a lot of 'borrowing'. Nothing wrong with that of course. Turkey and Venezuela, the food is ok, just not as good as any of my top 5. Spain and Greece, they come a lot closer, but still don't edge any of my choices out. Never been to Mexico, Vietnam or Morocco, so unsure.

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« Reply #2523 on: November 22, 2016, 08:42:48 AM »
Also, if you have trouble with chopsticks, most places do keep forks for when kids or tourists are eating.

ummm .... it's not the chopstick use i struggle with. read my post again. clearly no-one struggles with a spoon.

but you know, if you struggle with reading comprehension i am an English teacher, and would be more than happy to give you some lessons. my usual price is 50k per hour,  but i'll give you the special 'intellectually challenged' discount i give to my kids with Down Syndrome etc.

That made me laugh out loud  :laugh:

Between those two guys rippin each other and everyone else randomly taking a giant dump on food in the U.K, this thread is gold  :laugh: :laugh:  :laugh:

But then I remember I'm from the U.K.....  :cry:

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« Reply #2524 on: November 22, 2016, 08:50:56 AM »
when i think of korean dishes, i actually struggle to think of a single dish that would require a decent amount of food prep to cook. it's a very lazy type of cuisine.

korean cooks are so lazy they even make you cook your own meat! (this sentence is a joke btw, in case it's not obvious).

You've clearly never tried to beat a dog to perfection.

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« Reply #2525 on: November 22, 2016, 09:04:56 AM »
You've clearly never tried to beat a dog to perfection.

This made me both laugh and cry.  :cry:

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« Reply #2526 on: November 22, 2016, 09:33:06 AM »
when i think of korean dishes, i actually struggle to think of a single dish that would require a decent amount of food prep to cook. it's a very lazy type of cuisine.

korean cooks are so lazy they even make you cook your own meat! (this sentence is a joke btw, in case it's not obvious).

You've clearly never tried to beat a dog to perfection.

It's so strange to me to hear you say that because most traditional Korean dishes take hours to prepare.

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2527 on: November 22, 2016, 09:36:25 AM »
Well... japchae is pretty involved. It's not difficult to make, but it requires a lot of prep.

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« Reply #2528 on: November 22, 2016, 09:44:13 AM »
A lot of the stews require boiling bones for a few hours to bring out the flavor properly.

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« Reply #2529 on: November 22, 2016, 09:47:20 AM »
A lot of the stews require boiling bones for a few hours to bring out the flavor properly.
That's soup in general, not just Korean soup. My mum's bacon bone soap would be boiled/simmered for like 24 hours.
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2530 on: November 22, 2016, 09:48:49 AM »
Sick as a dog today but as usual no one cares. Today is my easy day but we have to have an unscheduled "english club activities" FML

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« Reply #2531 on: November 22, 2016, 09:50:28 AM »
A lot of the stews require boiling bones for a few hours to bring out the flavor properly.

Sullangtang!! Wish a restaurant near me made it. Alas

I think a lot of people are mistaking simplicity for laziness; a lot of Korean food involves a lot prep time.

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« Reply #2532 on: November 22, 2016, 09:50:37 AM »
Well... japchae is pretty involved. It's not difficult to make, but it requires a lot of prep.

Quite a bit of holiday food (regardless of culture) is like that.  The idea is that your daughters and daughters-in-law do most of the work, and you take the credit.


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« Reply #2533 on: November 22, 2016, 09:55:21 AM »
Well... japchae is pretty involved. It's not difficult to make, but it requires a lot of prep.

Quite a bit of holiday food (regardless of culture) is like that.  The idea is that your daughters and daughters-in-law do most of the work, and you take the credit.

Especially the wife of the first-born son.

Yaki mandu is also a pain-in-the-ass to prep. But so delicious.

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« Reply #2534 on: November 22, 2016, 10:13:39 AM »
I'm really hungry right now and all this talk of food is turning my stomach inside out.

I'm super craving potatoes, too, and I know that potatoes aren't going to be part of lunch, so now I'm hangry.

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« Reply #2535 on: November 22, 2016, 10:56:46 AM »
Also, if you have trouble with chopsticks, most places do keep forks for when kids or tourists are eating.

ummm .... it's not the chopstick use i struggle with. read my post again. clearly no-one struggles with a spoon.

but you know, if you struggle with reading comprehension i am an English teacher, and would be more than happy to give you some lessons. my usual price is 50k per hour,  but i'll give you the special 'intellectually challenged' discount i give to my kids with Down Syndrome etc.

That made me laugh out loud  :laugh:

Between those two guys rippin each other and everyone else randomly taking a giant dump on food in the U.K, this thread is gold  :laugh: :laugh:  :laugh:

But then I remember I'm from the U.K.....  :cry:

Naysayers, who haven't enjoyed the fine British dining experience that is Nando's.

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« Reply #2536 on: November 22, 2016, 01:26:20 PM »
Yeah, to add to the never-ending debate on personal preference, Korean food is just not my jam.

Either it's fried without any seasoning whatsoever, thus defeating the purpose of fried food or it's stuff that's universally good anywhere but still not exceptional here (marinated meat, stir-fried noodles) or it's just whole fish or some sort of inedible pork or beef or who knows what plopped in some gochujang slurry. Oh and gotta love those roadside weeds that are cooked beyond recognition. No thanks.

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« Reply #2537 on: November 22, 2016, 01:29:07 PM »
I'm British and even I think the food here is shit, that must be saying something.

Just how dare you Jack.  The cheek of the Roxby.  Us Brits are all over the good food.  Cornish pasties and fish and chips, and pies.  Oh, the pies.  Did you eat all the pies Jack?  Is that it?


I've become sooooo defensive about British food since living here. I will sing the praises of every single British dish to any Korean that dare tell me our food is bad. Even if, and sometimes especially if, I think that food is bad myself.

 :laugh: :laugh: This reminds me...

I met a Korean guy who lived abroad in England for most of his uni experience. He came back hating the food, but then went on to say that England had achieved nothing in any area of history or culture.

According to him, the UK had done nothing of note in the world of music, art, education, literature, pop culture... nothing. He told me the UK has excelled at nothing.

I wanted to ask him if that's the case, why are your parents spending their life savings to send you there for education?

Oh and another bit of cultural wisdom from him, Busan deserves the title of "City of Light" more than any other country in the world.

This reads like a guy who is extremely backed up.

Poor, stupid, stupid, celibate guy.
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2538 on: November 22, 2016, 01:42:44 PM »
I would be interested in watching a blind taste test to see how well people could name the dishes they had just tasted.

Of course, they would have to keep their mouths closed while chewing and wait to swallow before answering ;)


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« Reply #2539 on: November 22, 2016, 02:09:26 PM »
Yeah, to add to the never-ending debate on personal preference, Korean food is just not my jam.

Either it's fried without any seasoning whatsoever, thus defeating the purpose of fried food or it's stuff that's universally good anywhere but still not exceptional here (marinated meat, stir-fried noodles) or it's just whole fish or some sort of inedible pork or beef or who knows what plopped in some gochujang slurry. Oh and gotta love those roadside weeds that are cooked beyond recognition. No thanks.

I'm totally with you on that. A lot of the food here is really mediocre, at best. Bulgogi is the biggest offender. It's just a sugar and soy sauce marinade on really low quality, thinly sliced meat. Most of the time, bulgogi is junk. Like, below most Korean BBQ in terms of quality. And the fact that there are infinite variations of actual culinary dishes that are just variations of the 'gochujang slurry' that all basically taste the same is pretty disappointing. The biggest killer is lack of variety.

Yeah honestly I have some friends coming to visit in the next couple months and I don't even know what I'm going to show them. I so rarely eat out because it's crap which means I've got one BBQ experience and maybe a trip to the bulgogi tents and then it's like "So I make some great hummus..." after that.  :sad: