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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2500 on: November 18, 2016, 02:16:11 PM »
why is all the food in this country always prepared in the laziest way possible? ordered a shrimp pizza from 59 Pizza last night. of course the shrimp still had their tails on. on a frikken pizza. tried to just eat them with the tails on but the tails were too hard to bite into comfortably. ended up having to pick the shrimp off and eat them by themselves. urgh.

A) You're Kobayashi, you can eat anything.

B) Koreans eat the tails.

if shrimp are fried the shell and tail goes nice and crunchy and you can eat the whole thing. if they are boiled or baked (like on a pizza), the shell and tail just gets too chewy to eat nicely.

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« Reply #2501 on: November 18, 2016, 02:43:52 PM »
I'm sick of all the low quality ingredients here... I made garlic cream cheese mashed potatoes yesterday, and I had high hopes for the cream cheese, since it was an American brand, but I could instantly tell it was made in Korea since it tasted like soy cheese.  And then the scallions I stirred in at the end just tasted off... ugh.

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« Reply #2502 on: November 18, 2016, 02:51:50 PM »
Additionally, Korean garlic only comes pre-peeled (from what I've seen) and I used about a million cloves but they'd all lost their flavor after being exposed like that.

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2503 on: November 18, 2016, 02:53:14 PM »
why is all the food in this country always prepared in the laziest way possible? ordered a shrimp pizza from 59 Pizza last night. of course the shrimp still had their tails on. on a frikken pizza. tried to just eat them with the tails on but the tails were too hard to bite into comfortably. ended up having to pick the shrimp off and eat them by themselves. urgh.

A) You're Kobayashi, you can eat anything.

B) Koreans eat the tails.

if shrimp are fried the shell and tail goes nice and crunchy and you can eat the whole thing. if they are boiled or baked (like on a pizza), the shell and tail just gets too chewy to eat nicely.

I'm both with you and not with you on this one. I also don't eat the tails, as I agree they're chewy. However my wife and other Koreans I know do eat the tails. So it's not 'lazy', it's a different culture you're living in. Stop bishin'

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2504 on: November 18, 2016, 03:05:20 PM »
Additionally, Korean garlic only comes pre-peeled (from what I've seen) and I used about a million cloves but they'd all lost their flavor after being exposed like that.

If you go to a street market you should be able to find them unpeeled

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« Reply #2505 on: November 18, 2016, 03:08:19 PM »
Additionally, Korean garlic only comes pre-peeled (from what I've seen) and I used about a million cloves but they'd all lost their flavor after being exposed like that.
Oh no, they definitely sell the whole clove, unpeeled. That's what I buy.

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« Reply #2506 on: November 18, 2016, 03:12:13 PM »
Additionally, Korean garlic only comes pre-peeled (from what I've seen) and I used about a million cloves but they'd all lost their flavor after being exposed like that.

If you go to a street market you should be able to find them unpeeled

Oh yeah, right.  Don't you have to buy like 5 kilos of it then!?  I want like one head.  I actually brought back a head of garlic when I went to America last.

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2507 on: November 18, 2016, 03:13:38 PM »
Additionally, Korean garlic only comes pre-peeled (from what I've seen) and I used about a million cloves but they'd all lost their flavor after being exposed like that.

If you go to a street market you should be able to find them unpeeled

Oh yeah, right.  Don't you have to buy like 5 kilos of it then!?  I want like one head.  I actually brought back a head of garlic when I went to America last.
Well, it's more than one clove, but when I buy it unpeeled it's about 5 or 6 cloves. So not a crazy amount.

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2508 on: November 18, 2016, 03:29:09 PM »
why is all the food in this country always prepared in the laziest way possible? ordered a shrimp pizza from 59 Pizza last night. of course the shrimp still had their tails on. on a frikken pizza. tried to just eat them with the tails on but the tails were too hard to bite into comfortably. ended up having to pick the shrimp off and eat them by themselves. urgh.

A) You're Kobayashi, you can eat anything.

B) Koreans eat the tails.

if shrimp are fried the shell and tail goes nice and crunchy and you can eat the whole thing. if they are boiled or baked (like on a pizza), the shell and tail just gets too chewy to eat nicely.

I'm both with you and not with you on this one. I also don't eat the tails, as I agree they're chewy. However my wife and other Koreans I know do eat the tails. So it's not 'lazy', it's a different culture you're living in. Stop bishin'

this is just one of many different examples i could give. another - how they'll just throw an entire fish into a soup. head, guts and all, not filleted or anything.

when i think of korean dishes, i actually struggle to think of a single dish that would require a decent amount of food prep to cook. it's a very lazy type of cuisine.

korean cooks are so lazy they even make you cook your own meat! (this sentence is a joke btw, in case it's not obvious).

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2509 on: November 18, 2016, 03:34:38 PM »
when i think of korean dishes, i actually struggle to think of a single dish that would require a decent amount of food prep to cook. it's a very lazy type of cuisine.

Yeah, I've said this before. Korean cuisine is a lot of preparing. There isn't a huge amount of culinary skill involved in a lot of it. Don't get me wrong, I like Korean food. Biut it doesn't make me wonder, in awe, at the magic of it's cooking.

Anyone can throw kimchi jjigae together. Or budae jjigae. Or Kimbap. Or bibimbap.

Lasagna? That takes some goddamn skill to make it well.

Does anyone think the lack of oven culture here has stunted the growth of the national cuisine?
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« Reply #2510 on: November 18, 2016, 03:49:34 PM »
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Lasagna? That takes some goddamn skill to make it well.

Beg to differ. With ready to go pasta sheets it's pretty straight forward these days. All you have to do is cook up a standard pasta sauce with ground beef and the rest is just layering the stuff in the pan. Unless you have a particularly complex version in mind. 

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« Reply #2511 on: November 18, 2016, 08:00:59 PM »
i'd say lasagne is one of the easiest things to cook. at least, one of the hardest things to **** up

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2512 on: November 18, 2016, 08:31:20 PM »
when i think of korean dishes, i actually struggle to think of a single dish that would require a decent amount of food prep to cook. it's a very lazy type of cuisine.

Yeah, I've said this before. Korean cuisine is a lot of preparing. There isn't a huge amount of culinary skill involved in a lot of it. Don't get me wrong, I like Korean food. Biut it doesn't make me wonder, in awe, at the magic of it's cooking.

Anyone can throw kimchi jjigae together. Or budae jjigae. Or Kimbap. Or bibimbap.

Lasagna? That takes some goddamn skill to make it well.

Does anyone think the lack of oven culture here has stunted the growth of the national cuisine?

Doesn't seem to bother the Japanese, who are just as rigid and suspicious of change as the Koreans (if not more so).
Korean cuisine simply lacks imagination and creativity.

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« Reply #2513 on: November 18, 2016, 10:38:05 PM »
I assume neither of you have had lasagna here in Korea. *shudders*
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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2514 on: November 19, 2016, 12:36:59 AM »
I assume neither of you have had lasagna here in Korea. *shudders*

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« Reply #2515 on: November 21, 2016, 08:46:23 AM »
I'm always amazed at how some of my CTs decide what information is important and what isn't in terms of what they pass on to me.

How did I not find out about the five extra students who suddenly joined my morning class?  Or the schedule change that meant nothing was prepared?  The students with learning difficulties who are just milling around in my classroom and won't even respond to my Korean let alone English - why are they here right now, what do you want me to do with them, which class do they belong to?

All actual examples of things I should have been told about because they have a real impact on my classes.  But my CTs deemed all of that information, not important enough to tell me.

Yet...if there's an opportunity to suddenly research all the ingredients that are in the tea being passed around the office, write a list of them in English and give to me, consider it done!

Maybe I'm being harsh and information does just slip their minds, but they never ever forget to tell me the absolutely useless stuff that has no bearing on anything whatsoever  :evil:

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Re: RANTING/VENTING MEGATHREAD 3.0
« Reply #2516 on: November 21, 2016, 09:52:53 AM »
For me I just get the feeling Korean cuisine was made to avoid starving to death, rather than pretty much every other cultures cuisine that was made for both not starving to death and enjoyment.


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« Reply #2517 on: November 21, 2016, 10:23:16 AM »
For me I just get the feeling Korean cuisine was made to avtoid starving to death, rather than pretty much every other cultures cuisine that was made for both not starving to death and enjoyment.

I like to point out that France has also suffered war and starvation, but when peace and wealth returned they STOPPED eating the gross stuff.


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« Reply #2518 on: November 21, 2016, 10:32:43 AM »
For me I just get the feeling Korean cuisine was made to avoid starving to death, rather than pretty much every other cultures cuisine that was made for both not starving to death and enjoyment.

You clearly don't understand the culinary subtleties of mountain grass, dog meat stew.

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« Reply #2519 on: November 21, 2016, 11:06:12 AM »
It's truly disheartening to listen to the KT make the kids recite entire dialogues on a solo basis.

"Hi Andy I'm Duri Hello Duri I'm Uju Hi Tori Bye What's this? It's a dog. What's that it's a bird. Hi Andy! Happy Birthday. This is for you. Thank you.... (and so on and so on)"

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