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Offline nomadicmadda

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #920 on: June 17, 2016, 12:13:54 PM »
Yeah, you're ugly outside and I'm ugly in my brain.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: At least he can take what he dishes out.

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #921 on: June 17, 2016, 01:42:51 PM »
A while later I had one of the boys tell me my eyes are big and beautiful like Kog'maw. I'm not sure how to take that.
He was probably thinking of one of the more attractive Kog'maw skins.

Look at these big blue eyes!

So beautiful!

Wait. What are these? Is it a reference to a movie or videogame?
Ha! I can tell that you don't teach middle-school boys!
But yes, it is one of the "champions" in League of Legends (popular online computer game)... which is currently 95% percent of all speaking test responses to the question "What did you do last weekend?"  :rolleyes:

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #922 on: June 17, 2016, 01:48:17 PM »
One time a middle kid was eating some snacks at school going up some stairs. Then he managed to trip on the top, and last stair and spill his snack all over the ground. Next word I heard out him was 'shit'. Perfect use of an English curse word. I congratulated him on the usage, and said, try not to make it so loud if an adult is around.

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #923 on: June 17, 2016, 01:52:50 PM »
A while later I had one of the boys tell me my eyes are big and beautiful like Kog'maw. I'm not sure how to take that.
He was probably thinking of one of the more attractive Kog'maw skins.

Look at these big blue eyes!

So beautiful!

Wait. What are these? Is it a reference to a movie or videogame?
Ha! I can tell that you don't teach middle-school boys!
But yes, it is one of the "champions" in League of Legends (popular online computer game)... which is currently 95% percent of all speaking test responses to the question "What did you do last weekend?"  :rolleyes:

Haha yup! Here's a typical exchange with my middle school boys:

Me: What did you do last weekend?
Student 1: I played computer games!
Me: What did you play?
Student 1: LoL! Do you know League of Legends?
...a bit more blah blah before moving on to another student.

Me: What did you do last weekend?
Student 2: I played computer games!
Me: Ah, did you play LoL?
Student 2: Yeah!
Me: Did you play with Student 1?
Student 2: Yeah!
...some more blah blah. And this is how it goes for maybe 3/4ths of my middle school boys. Lol

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #924 on: June 17, 2016, 03:15:56 PM »
Me: What did you do last weekend?
Student 2: I played computer games!
Me: Ah, did you play LoL?
Student 2: Yeah!
Me: Did you play with Student 1?
Student 2: Yeah!
...some more blah blah. And this is how it goes for maybe 3/4ths of my middle school boys. Lol

LoL is hilarious to talk about with Middle School Boys if you know anything about it at all. Pick the cockiest one of the bunch and ask him about what character he plays. They turn to his friends and ask if he's a troll--and watch the hijinks.

The kids are pretty quickly converting to the game Overwatch though. So prepare for their "weekend" answers to change to the new flavor of the week!

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #925 on: June 17, 2016, 04:09:02 PM »
Yeah, you're ugly outside and I'm ugly in my brain.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: At least he can take what he dishes out.

haha, yeah, he's a quick wit! He has improved a lot this year, so he doesn't actually have an F anymore, but he's reeeeeally uncomfortable with praise and is just generally immature, so he teases everyone he likes and I tease him back.  :laugh:

Regarding this student and his best friend, they managed to give each other scabies (NO I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW HOW) and their classmates explained this to me by using the phrase "Messi and Victor went home because they have a pestilence."

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #926 on: June 20, 2016, 11:38:07 AM »
Remedial class:


LEO: "Someday, my English will be so great."

ME: "yeah? What do you plan to do when your English improves?"

LEO: *staring wistfully into the distance* "I will go to the Australia...I ride motorbike. I ride motorbike next to water. Long golden hair...flying...it flying in the wind."

ME: "Um...your hair?"

LEO: "YES. So beautiful."

*discussion occurs*

LEO: "Oh, shit, girl! GIRL HAIR! I no golden hair, I am Chinese guy!"

TOM: "You are Chinese gay, not guy."

LEO: "F*ck you mother!"

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #927 on: June 20, 2016, 01:04:52 PM »
During the a lesson with my 6th graders we were discussing what questions you would ask someone who you met for the first time. We somehow made it onto the topic of blood type...

S1: Teacher, what is your blood type?
Me: I don't know.
S1: You don't know? What if you go to the hospital?
S2: Teacher dies.

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #928 on: June 20, 2016, 01:06:07 PM »
No really something they say, but my students like to touch my arm hair.  I think they do it instinctively as well because I would be having a normal conversation with them, then their hands would suddenly start petting my arm like a cat. 

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #929 on: June 20, 2016, 03:01:19 PM »
Me: Does anyone know what a baby horse is called?
Student: Horse have big penis.



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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #930 on: June 20, 2016, 03:26:05 PM »
6th grade Student 1: Teacher! He said a bad word!
Student 2: No no!
S1 (who is all to happy to tell on his classmate): Yes! He said “f-u-c-k!”
S2 (slightly panicked): No teacher! Funk! Uptown funk!

So I sang a bit of Uptown Funk and he was so relieved that I knew he wasn`t swearing.

Also one of my 3rd grade classes now has two hamsters as class pets and their names are “Ham” and “Ster.”

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #931 on: June 22, 2016, 12:07:53 PM »
Here's an interesting "essay" from the remedial 11th grade class. I have bolded my favorite part and cleaned up some punctuation, but other than that, I have not changed anything:


Today, I with my girlfriend Fay to go to Hainai. We took my all money (just $100,000) to travel. I tell her don't bring any money, because I am rich! but she says "Don't **** with me, I don't love your money!" and then I'm no words.

When we arrived Hainan, we want to go to hotel and take a room, and then we go to hotel room, and taking a room. I'm very happy, and then, we go into the room, and giving a hug to my girlfriend, say "I will protect you, I love you!" She has a little shy, and then she kiss me..........

When we back to [hometown], we are getting marry, and she is so happies.

This story will happen in "not long future"...........



I just thought that was so cute. :3

I swear, this is a HUGE improvement from the beginning of the year when "[classmate] is gay" and "I like ride motorbike" were pretty much the only things anyone could say.

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #932 on: June 22, 2016, 12:36:24 PM »
The most interesting speaking test response so far:

Me: What did you do at the weekend?

Him:  I played masturbation (mimes it with his hand).  Teacher, do you know masturbation?

Me:  Yea  :huh:

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #933 on: June 22, 2016, 12:47:18 PM »
The Arm knows masturbation well :wink: #punintended

Also omg I haven't checked this thread  for a hot minute but all of your more recent replies had me stifling laughter in the office!!!

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #934 on: June 22, 2016, 01:48:52 PM »
Me: Do you think I should visit North Korea?
Student: Yes.
Me: Why?
Student: Because good exercise.
Me: Why is it good exercise?
Student: Work camp.
Me: What if I die?
Student: You did good job. Die well.

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #935 on: June 22, 2016, 02:34:15 PM »
Me: Do you think I should visit North Korea?
Student: Yes.
Me: Why?
Student: Because good exercise.
Me: Why is it good exercise?
Student: Work camp.
Me: What if I die?
Student: You did good job. Die well.

This is ****** genius.

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #936 on: June 22, 2016, 02:38:04 PM »
Some students were practicing dialogue in class today. I usually give them a skeleton to work with and then they fill in the blanks. This was today's gem:

S1: Who do you think would win in a fight? [Student A] or [Student B]?
S2: I think [Student B] would win.
S1: What makes you think so?
S2: Because he is good at throwing metal chopsticks.

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #937 on: June 22, 2016, 02:57:58 PM »
Me: "What's your favorite summer sport?"

Smart ass student 1 (male): "Bikini watching!"

Other students: hahahahaha

Smart ass student 2: "He likes wear bikini too!"

Smart ass student 1: smirks "끼모띠!" 8)

Me: Ok, that was funny...

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #938 on: June 22, 2016, 06:02:58 PM »
Some highlights from Rihanna's final exam:

"When it comes to me, I personally tend to believe that USA is the best place for me.

Firstly, goddess Meeps comes from America. She has amazing boobs. I love beautiful girls with big boobs. Probably I don't have them. I'm pretty sure that I will enjoy these superb boobs. In USA, I can enjoy them all day.

The most important thing is that the development of USA which is attract me most. I want to learn more knowledge. And I want to China become one of the most powerful country."


From her essay about what she would do on a dream date, after a longish passage about traditional Chinese cultural sites in our city:

"...[city]'s restrooms have a natural culture." (Note: I asked. yes, this was a bacteria joke.) "There are many holes and you can pee in them. He will feel comfortable and fall in love with [city] restrooms (And married me.)"

She concluded her essay by drawing two turds and writing "take some!" underneath.

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Re: The hilarious things students say to you....
« Reply #939 on: June 28, 2016, 12:33:01 PM »
With my limited Korean, I understood a 3rd grader being a goober:

Student 1: "I have boogers!"
Student 2: "Really?"
Student 1: "Boogers are delicious!!"

I snorted and couldn't contain my laughter  :laugh: