November 13, 2018, 01:41:40 AM


Author Topic: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD  (Read 376495 times)

Offline Kayos

  • Expert Waygook
  • ****
  • Posts: 864
  • Gender: Male
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1140 on: October 26, 2016, 02:23:36 PM »
Coworkers are passing around snacks. One comes to my desk and offers me cookies.

I take one dose of poison. She gestures for me to take more. I take a second dose of poison. She seems unsatisfied and then places two more on my desk.

@basedcowboy, my coworkers are trying to poison me.  :wink:

They also gave me little oranges though.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Today is payday and I'm going to see Dr Stranji with my boyfriend and make him take me to Krispy Kreme for the berry cider and a donut. It was a stressful day.

GODDAMN YOU HALO3 I'VE BEEN CRAVING A KRISPY KREME DONUT BUT THE ONE IN MY AREA IS AN HOUR AWAY BY BUS SO I'VE BEEN RESISTING THE TEMPTATION BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION THE BERRY CIDER I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND GO AFTER WORK TODAY LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE UGH
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: But was it worth sucking up for?

DISCLAIMER @#basedcoybowshirt Don't read this!!!

 :sad: :sad: :sad: I also had a dozen donuts. It's been so long. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! :sad:

Give in to tempation, you know you want to. :P

I'm never happy. :P


I only had to teach 1 class today due to some exam study time, and I get friday off thanks to a field trip. :| <- my neutral face, because I'm never happy. :P

Offline yirj17

  • The Legend
  • *****
  • Posts: 2782
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1141 on: October 26, 2016, 02:29:29 PM »
I like sriracha.

Mixed with mayonnaise.

Spicy mayo is great with all manner of fried things.

Offline yirj17

  • The Legend
  • *****
  • Posts: 2782
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1142 on: October 26, 2016, 02:43:06 PM »
Oh darn and here I was trying to get your goat by speaking of unhealthy things!

Glad we share a love of a wonderful condiment though. Hahaha

Offline yirgacheffe

  • Expert Waygook
  • ****
  • Posts: 584
  • Gender: Female
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1143 on: October 26, 2016, 02:43:06 PM »
I like sriracha.

Mixed with mayonnaise.

Spicy mayo is great with all manner of fried things.

Oh man, mayonnaise is the best. I order the big tubs of Kirkland brand mayo and I go through it entirely too quickly. And you're right. Sriracha with mayo is amazing. Could just eat it by the spoonful.

There's literally almost no food that doesn't taste better with mayo.

Agreed. Maybe not literally, but mayo is quite good with a lot of different foods. Ugh, now I'm sleepy and hungry.

donovan

  • Guest
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1144 on: October 26, 2016, 02:43:06 PM »
I like sriracha.

Mixed with mayonnaise.

Spicy mayo is great with all manner of fried things.

Oh man, mayonnaise is the best. I order the big tubs of Kirkland brand mayo and I go through it entirely too quickly. And you're right. Sriracha with mayo is amazing. Could just eat it by the spoonful.

There's literally almost no food that doesn't taste better with mayo.

There's nothing more disappointing than ordering a chamchi gimbap and realizing they didn't add mayo to the tuna :cry:

Offline yirj17

  • The Legend
  • *****
  • Posts: 2782
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1145 on: October 26, 2016, 02:45:26 PM »
I miss deep fried california rolls with spicy mayo. That was one of my favorite things back home.

Offline yirgacheffe

  • Expert Waygook
  • ****
  • Posts: 584
  • Gender: Female
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1146 on: October 26, 2016, 02:47:13 PM »
I like sriracha.

Mixed with mayonnaise.

Spicy mayo is great with all manner of fried things.

Oh man, mayonnaise is the best. I order the big tubs of Kirkland brand mayo and I go through it entirely too quickly. And you're right. Sriracha with mayo is amazing. Could just eat it by the spoonful.

There's literally almost no food that doesn't taste better with mayo.

There's nothing more disappointing than ordering a chamchi gimbap and realizing they didn't add mayo to the tuna :cry:

No mayo in the tuna for a 참치김밥?! Blasphemy! Don't go back there! (This sounds sarcastic, but I'm completely serious.)

Online Chinguetti

  • The Legend
  • *****
  • Posts: 2402
  • Gender: Female
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1147 on: October 26, 2016, 02:51:34 PM »
I like sriracha.

Mixed with mayonnaise.

Spicy mayo is great with all manner of fried things.

Oh man, mayonnaise is the best. I order the big tubs of Kirkland brand mayo and I go through it entirely too quickly. And you're right. Sriracha with mayo is amazing. Could just eat it by the spoonful.

There's literally almost no food that doesn't taste better with mayo.

Agreed. Maybe not literally, but mayo is quite good with a lot of different foods. Ugh, now I'm sleepy and hungry.

Wanna bet?

It's all about the execution.

Yes, I'm still pushing for a non-dessert candy-corn pizza.

Offline yirj17

  • The Legend
  • *****
  • Posts: 2782
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1148 on: October 26, 2016, 03:03:24 PM »
I like sriracha.

Mixed with mayonnaise.

Spicy mayo is great with all manner of fried things.

Oh man, mayonnaise is the best. I order the big tubs of Kirkland brand mayo and I go through it entirely too quickly. And you're right. Sriracha with mayo is amazing. Could just eat it by the spoonful.

There's literally almost no food that doesn't taste better with mayo.

Agreed. Maybe not literally, but mayo is quite good with a lot of different foods. Ugh, now I'm sleepy and hungry.

Wanna bet?

It's all about the execution.

Yes, I'm still pushing for a non-dessert candy-corn pizza.

Hey, I would try that. It's not like mayo is the icing or something (that I could not handle).

Offline yirgacheffe

  • Expert Waygook
  • ****
  • Posts: 584
  • Gender: Female
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1149 on: October 26, 2016, 03:05:32 PM »
I like sriracha.

Mixed with mayonnaise.

Spicy mayo is great with all manner of fried things.

Oh man, mayonnaise is the best. I order the big tubs of Kirkland brand mayo and I go through it entirely too quickly. And you're right. Sriracha with mayo is amazing. Could just eat it by the spoonful.

There's literally almost no food that doesn't taste better with mayo.

Agreed. Maybe not literally, but mayo is quite good with a lot of different foods. Ugh, now I'm sleepy and hungry.

Wanna bet?

It's all about the execution.

Yes, I'm still pushing for a non-dessert candy-corn pizza.

Hahahahaha I'll just trust you on that one. I have a feeling I would lose the bet. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Online Chinguetti

  • The Legend
  • *****
  • Posts: 2402
  • Gender: Female
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1150 on: October 26, 2016, 03:10:36 PM »
Wanna bet?

It's all about the execution.

Yes, I'm still pushing for a non-dessert candy-corn pizza.

Hey, I would try that. It's not like mayo is the icing or something (that I could not handle).

You say that like it could never be a thing.

I'm definitely going to try both. Next week. Will post results.

Offline yirj17

  • The Legend
  • *****
  • Posts: 2782
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1151 on: October 26, 2016, 03:16:06 PM »
Wanna bet?

It's all about the execution.

Yes, I'm still pushing for a non-dessert candy-corn pizza.

Hey, I would try that. It's not like mayo is the icing or something (that I could not handle).

You say that like it could never be a thing.

I'm definitely going to try both. Next week. Will post results.

 ಠ_ಠ

I would rather have this:

Offline JahMoo

  • Expert Waygook
  • ****
  • Posts: 639
  • Gender: Female
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1152 on: October 26, 2016, 03:17:42 PM »
Wanna bet?

It's all about the execution.

Yes, I'm still pushing for a non-dessert candy-corn pizza.

Hey, I would try that. It's not like mayo is the icing or something (that I could not handle).

You say that like it could never be a thing.

I'm definitely going to try both. Next week. Will post results.

 ಠ_ಠ

I would rather have this:
That looks perfect and delicious.

Offline yirgacheffe

  • Expert Waygook
  • ****
  • Posts: 584
  • Gender: Female
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1153 on: October 26, 2016, 03:20:48 PM »
Wanna bet?

It's all about the execution.

Yes, I'm still pushing for a non-dessert candy-corn pizza.

Hey, I would try that. It's not like mayo is the icing or something (that I could not handle).

You say that like it could never be a thing.

I'm definitely going to try both. Next week. Will post results.

 ಠ_ಠ

I would rather have this:
That looks perfect and delicious.

I am absolutely starving now. Drooling on my keyboard as I type.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2016, 03:23:01 PM by yirgacheffe »

Online Chinguetti

  • The Legend
  • *****
  • Posts: 2402
  • Gender: Female
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1154 on: October 26, 2016, 03:24:09 PM »
ಠ_ಠ

I would rather have this:

What a perfect blend of savory and sweet. I'd try that, too.

Congrats - you've joined the list of top-rated Waygook.org users. The best.

Aw, thanks, I believe that food is the answer to everything ever and that mayonnaise is only a problem if you make it a problem. TRUTH

Offline yirgacheffe

  • Expert Waygook
  • ****
  • Posts: 584
  • Gender: Female
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1155 on: October 26, 2016, 03:29:59 PM »
ಠ_ಠ

I would rather have this:

What a perfect blend of savory and sweet. I'd try that, too.

Congrats - you've joined the list of top-rated Waygook.org users. The best.

Aw, thanks, I believe that food is the answer to everything ever and that mayonnaise is only a problem if you make it a problem. TRUTH

I'm sorry I ever doubted mayonnaise. It literally is the best and compliments literally any meal or dessert. In fact, I haven't decided what to eat for dinner yet, but it will involve mayonnaise regardless.

Offline HaLo3

  • Hero of Waygookistan
  • *****
  • Posts: 1062
  • Gender: Female
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1156 on: October 26, 2016, 03:38:16 PM »
I had a student shout at me from across the basketball court "TEACHER YOUR CLOTHES ARE SO CUTE!"

YoungMin

  • Guest
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1157 on: October 26, 2016, 03:48:49 PM »
First time I've opened this thread cos I'm a miserable old sod and I can't be arsed with happiness but here I am. There was toilet roll in the shitter when I went to do my business. Hi 5?

Online JNM

  • The Legend
  • *****
  • Posts: 3500
  • Gender: Male
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1158 on: October 26, 2016, 04:04:59 PM »
First time I've opened this thread cos I'm a miserable old sod and I can't be arsed with happiness but here I am. There was toilet roll in the shitter when I went to do my business. Hi 5?

Only if there was soap too.

:)

donovan

  • Guest
Re: RAVING/HAPPY SH!T MEGATHREAD
« Reply #1159 on: October 26, 2016, 05:41:50 PM »
First time I've opened this thread cos I'm a miserable old sod and I can't be arsed with happiness but here I am. There was toilet roll in the shitter when I went to do my business. Hi 5?

Ramen pack still in the urinal?