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Offline Angelinkorea

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #740 on: April 29, 2016, 12:27:38 PM »
If you google ANY single Korean letter, you will get sexy girls.

This is.......I don't know......what the holy sacred ****?........all the letters........just smut.......no exceptions.......close-up gash even with safe search.......Korea irredeemable.....


I don't know if you are a bit scary or a genius. Either way I thank you. This is brilliant! Wrong beyond words but something that I will spread far and wide.

I just googled a.

It took about 25 pics but I found a naked cartoon and a bum.

Cyrillic is pretty clean too. Maybe someone else can play with Thai or Armenian.

On another note. I noticed my swearing was autocensured so now I'm curious. I'll risk the warning just to see what can get through. Stop reading now if you dislike cussin'.

****, fuckpig, ****-pig, fucknuts
shit, shit-head, shithead shit-for-brains
****, cuntface, ****-face
cumbubble, wankstain ballsweat felcher

That's a new one  :laugh:

One of my favs!

Back to disgusting alphabets,
My research so far
Latin :some noods but needs dedication to find them
Cyrillic: Same although the myspace profiles of Russian chicks make it a bit more risque
Thai. Gives people of all genders but rather respectable ones. Facebook profile pics and the like.
Armenian. Quite clean
Korea: Naughty, naughty naughty.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #741 on: April 29, 2016, 12:33:02 PM »
This is amazing! Ok now, the next logical step. Whats the dirtiest Korean lketter? Let the 'research' commence!

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #742 on: April 29, 2016, 12:36:15 PM »
This is amazing! Ok now, the next logical step. Whats the dirtiest Korean lketter? Let the 'research' commence!

So far ㄷ is proving fairly filthy. lots of big sopping norks about

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #743 on: April 29, 2016, 12:38:18 PM »
North Koreans?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #744 on: April 29, 2016, 12:39:23 PM »
If you google ANY single Korean letter, you will get sexy girls.

This is.......I don't know......what the holy sacred ****?........all the letters........just smut.......no exceptions.......close-up gash even with safe search.......Korea irredeemable.....


I don't know if you are a bit scary or a genius. Either way I thank you. This is brilliant! Wrong beyond words but something that I will spread far and wide.

Holy shit. Probably shouldn't have tried that out at work  :evil:

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #745 on: April 29, 2016, 12:42:12 PM »
This is amazing! Ok now, the next logical step. Whats the dirtiest Korean lketter? Let the 'research' commence!

Better to do this research at home, but ㅅ is pretty dirty. Haven't checked all the letters though. Seriously wtf is up with this  :laugh: :laugh:

Luckily I have my own office and theres no way they could bust me for googling a singlke letter! Mwah hah this is fun!

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #746 on: April 29, 2016, 12:47:58 PM »
This is amazing! Ok now, the next logical step. Whats the dirtiest Korean lketter? Let the 'research' commence!

Better to do this research at home, but ㅅ is pretty dirty. Haven't checked all the letters though. Seriously wtf is up with this  :laugh: :laugh:

Luckily I have my own office and theres no way they could bust me for googling a singlke letter! Mwah hah this is fun!

i did the whole alphabet, dipthongs included. Here are my scientific findings:

ㄷ- arguably the dirtiest, lots of large swollen cherubs floating about
ㅈ- brings up a fair few dick picks. Didnt enjoy that one
ㅁ- some quite disturbing anime cartoons
ㅗ- no nudity, but loads of middle finger pics cos of the whole association.

Anyone agree/disagree?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #747 on: April 29, 2016, 12:48:54 PM »
This is amazing! Ok now, the next logical step. Whats the dirtiest Korean lketter? Let the 'research' commence!

So far ㄷ is proving fairly filthy. lots of big sopping norks about

You disgust me! Have you no scientific curiosity? But keep me updated on yuor findings.

As for my research, thanks branah.com. Methodology is googling 3 or 4 for each alphabet. Safe search on.

Tibetan: Very obscure. First "no results" what comes up is religious, hippy or Free Tibet

Hebrew: Surprisingly salty. Some weird sect type stuff for the predictable ones like aleph but a fair amount of flesh. Nips but no muff or knob

Gujarati: very clean and Islamic. Makes me want to go to India

Khowar. A mix of jihadis and duckfacing blondes. Odd

Marathi: Lots of cleavage. Chunky looking girls

Arabic. A couple of bikinis but all PG. Most of it clean. Lots and lots of sickeningly cutesy kids. As in toddlers with puppies and roses.

Is it weird I am doing this? Is it healthy?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #748 on: April 29, 2016, 12:55:44 PM »
You're welcome everyone. I feel so internet famous right now.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #749 on: April 29, 2016, 12:57:04 PM »
Just tried the Korean alphabet thing with Naver. Everything's PG.

What's up with you google?!

I'm guessing Koreans will never figure this out unless they Naver search their way to Google  :laugh:

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #750 on: April 29, 2016, 01:00:24 PM »
You're welcome everyone. I feel so internet famous right now.

Deservedly so.

Made my afternoon. Might get me fired though. Very glad I insisted on my rule of never allowing students behind my desk. Co-teacher giving me odd looks.

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #751 on: April 29, 2016, 01:09:55 PM »
If you google ANY single Korean letter, you will get sexy girls.

Top quality stuff.

Do you think it's possible that people have done this to **** off those Christian, porn blocking fucktards?

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #752 on: April 29, 2016, 01:26:26 PM »
If you google ANY single Korean letter, you will get sexy girls.

Ugh every time I want to quick throw something into Google Translate to get a general idea of the CoolMessenger message my school mass-messages, I get this.  I forget to turn my keyboard back from Korean and the "tr" of "translate.google.com" becomes "ㅅㄱ".  Fortunately I'm not image searching, but it brings up a general Google search and the suggested images along the top are always ****. :rolleyes:

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #753 on: April 29, 2016, 01:57:44 PM »
I will play the disgusting alphabet game with you all using Japanese hiragana when I get home.  I fear something crazy showing up on my work computer.  How do I explain that I accidentally found bukkake on my work computer?   :laugh: :laugh:

It is Friday.  I want to raise a chicken in my officetel and then have it fight another chicken at the 7eleven across from Lucid Dream in Itaewon but alas I don't think the smell would be agreeable with my neighbors.   :cry:  #dreams  #aspirations  #thisisn'tfacebookortwitter  #whyusehashtags  #rundastreets
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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #754 on: April 29, 2016, 02:52:25 PM »
Somehow this popped up on my internet feed...


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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #755 on: May 04, 2016, 02:35:57 PM »
There's a spider by my apt door but I haven't gooshed or evicted it yet because it kills other spiders and bugs.

I just dispose of its victims' carcasses.   :lipsrsealed:

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #756 on: May 04, 2016, 02:42:01 PM »
There's a spider by my apt door but I haven't gooshed or evicted it yet because it kills other spiders and bugs.

I just dispose of its victims' carcasses.   :lipsrsealed:

In the trunk of your car?  I can see this escalating.  What if it becomes too powerful and evicts you?  There is nothing in the EPIK contract about insect overlords. 

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #757 on: May 04, 2016, 03:50:46 PM »
There's a spider by my apt door but I haven't gooshed or evicted it yet because it kills other spiders and bugs.

I just dispose of its victims' carcasses.   :lipsrsealed:

In the trunk of your car?  I can see this escalating.  What if it becomes too powerful and evicts you?  There is nothing in the EPIK contract about insect overlords.

I suppose if it has an alarming growth spurt then I will simply have to slay it

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #758 on: May 10, 2016, 03:07:58 PM »
I know it's not Friday, but I feel like rambling.  My co-Ts and teachers in my office are somber today.  The male history teacher, who retired last year, died.  He obviously did not have a long retirement.  I didn't know him well, but I feel sad for him and his family.  I know I'm stating the obvious, but it brings home that none of us really know how much time we have.  :sad:

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Re: A thread for pointless Friday ramblings.
« Reply #759 on: May 11, 2016, 08:42:27 AM »
I know it's not Friday, but I feel like rambling.  My co-Ts and teachers in my office are somber today.  The male history teacher, who retired last year, died.  He obviously did not have a long retirement.  I didn't know him well, but I feel sad for him and his family.  I know I'm stating the obvious, but it brings home that none of us really know how much time we have.  :sad:
Sorry here that :sad:.  But you are right and we just have to keep on keeping on! Make the most of every day!