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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #200 on: April 10, 2011, 08:47:18 PM »
My co-teacher told me that there's gonna be a fire drill at 2pm and to ignore it then I asked what I do you in case there's a REAL fire... she just laughed and walked out.

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« Reply #201 on: April 10, 2011, 09:04:34 PM »
my co-teacher told the kids that western people call flip flops thungs...haha

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« Reply #202 on: April 10, 2011, 09:07:49 PM »
not as good as most comments here, but one co-teacher asked me how much bread i make at my house and how i make it... when i responded that i dont make bread, ever, and dont know how to, i could tell she was quite confused.

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« Reply #203 on: April 10, 2011, 09:09:42 PM »
my co-teacher told the kids that western people call flip flops thungs...haha
Australians call flip flops "thongs".

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« Reply #204 on: April 10, 2011, 09:21:02 PM »
my co teacher once thought foreigners throw parties after a couple break up....'don't you have break-up parties??'

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« Reply #205 on: April 10, 2011, 10:08:06 PM »
Not really a comment but one time I was playing pictionary with my students and just to spice things up I asked my co teacher to draw so that the students can guess her drawings... with a smirk on her face she flipped me off in front of the whole class... I was petrified for a while and Im still confused if the middle finger is bad or if nobody cares in Korea...

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« Reply #206 on: April 10, 2011, 11:09:39 PM »
Talking to one of my 5th graders during an after school class.  He's a heavy set kid, long hair, with black framed glasses.

Me: So why did you choose the name Jimmy?
Student: (pauses) it's cute...

ahaha. i love these kids!

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« Reply #207 on: April 11, 2011, 01:50:11 AM »
My one co-teacher keeps excusing her english ability and has even gone as far one day as to mention the word Konglish. I told her that yes, Korea is developing its own dialect, just like nay other country and that its ok.
The term "konglish" goes back more than a decade.  In China, It's "Chinglish".  My question is - is it "Janglish" in Japan?

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« Reply #208 on: April 11, 2011, 04:46:04 AM »
My one co-teacher keeps excusing her english ability and has even gone as far one day as to mention the word Konglish. I told her that yes, Korea is developing its own dialect, just like nay other country and that its ok.
The term "konglish" goes back more than a decade.  In China, It's "Chinglish".  My question is - is it "Janglish" in Japan?

I believe it's "Engrish" but that may just refer to the prolific incorrect and often hilarious English written on t-shirts and in public spaces.

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #209 on: April 11, 2011, 07:18:05 AM »
My VP:  "Time is like an arrow." 

Profound thoughts.   

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« Reply #210 on: April 11, 2011, 07:28:30 AM »
I'm starting to go bald haha so my students have taken to calling me Rooney teacher..I laugh every time i hear it

Haha, love it. I also got told "Teacher handsome... Like Wayne Rooney."

They really know how to build you up and knock you down.

I get the same thing. I have a shaved head. It's pretty good.

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« Reply #211 on: April 11, 2011, 07:31:58 AM »
With a very serious face CT says, "You should not drink the nuclear rain today."

With a very serious face I say, "Oh, ok.  I won't, thanks."

The kind thought almost trumps the comedy.

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« Reply #212 on: April 11, 2011, 08:44:42 AM »
My 부장님 (Head Teacher) told me, "I want to service you."

Then he grabbed my hand and threw me into his car...


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« Reply #213 on: April 12, 2011, 09:49:26 AM »
My VP:  "Time is like an arrow." 

Profound thoughts.

For some reason I couldn't stop laughing when I read this. I feel like my VP would say something like that!

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« Reply #214 on: April 12, 2011, 10:00:36 AM »
Between a dentist and my friend Kasey:

Kasey: "Uhm, novacaine?  Drugs?"
Dentist: "No.  No drugs.  Close eyes, make happy dreams."

and

Kasey was having a teeth cleaning...

Dentist: "Don't move head - razers"  (lasers)

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« Reply #215 on: April 12, 2011, 10:02:03 AM »
First meting : Hello My name i bla bla, sooooo do you like drinking.....good

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« Reply #216 on: April 12, 2011, 10:09:14 AM »
I'm starting to go bald haha so my students have taken to calling me Rooney teacher..I laugh every time i hear it

Haha, love it. I also got told "Teacher handsome... Like Wayne Rooney."

They really know how to build you up and knock you down.

I get the same thing. I have a shaved head. It's pretty good.

Wow, I guess I'm lucky that they call me Beckham. I'll take half the talent for 10 times the looks.  ;D

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #217 on: April 12, 2011, 03:03:40 PM »
I'm starting to go bald haha so my students have taken to calling me Rooney teacher..I laugh every time i hear it

Haha, love it. I also got told "Teacher handsome... Like Wayne Rooney."

They really know how to build you up and knock you down.

I get the same thing. I have a shaved head. It's pretty good.

Wow, I guess I'm lucky that they call me Beckham. I'll take half the talent for 10 times the looks.  ;D

I made my point with it on a powerpoint. I was teaching "My favourite ... is ..." so I put up "My favourite football player is Wayne Rooney," followed by a doctored (obvioulsy) photo of Shrek in a Utd shirt.

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« Reply #218 on: April 12, 2011, 03:15:22 PM »
I have had many comments about my size and 'my size' from the teachers i sit with at lunch. A couple have said 'Big Boy' a few times including the 2 ladies. My main Co-teacher just laughs at me and says 'oh! he is blushing.'

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #219 on: April 14, 2011, 01:43:06 PM »
the best i've gotten is one day, i was exhausted and i litterally did not pay attention to what i was putting on, threw my hair in a messy ponytail and a plain headband to help control the flyaways...
every single person i met said how sexy/beautiful/pretty i look, being nice or true?