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Offline Mezoti97

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #260 on: April 21, 2011, 02:28:45 PM »
CT: Tomorrow at 6pm we will have a meeting about summer camps
Me: Ok, what time is the meeting?
CT: What meeting?
Me: The meeting about camp...
CT: There is no meeting
Me: Ohh...OK
CT: OK, i will pick you up tomorrow for the meeting

I just had a kind of similar situation happen to me today:

Co-teacher: So when we have 5th period class today...
Me: Oh, we have class during 5th period today? (Normally we don't)
Co-teacher: No, we don't have 5th period class today.
Me: Okay... [looks away with a confused expression]

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #261 on: April 21, 2011, 03:00:39 PM »
My school has many phrases and quotes plastered all over the hallway, including:

"a dog is wiser than a woman. a dog doesn't bark at its master."

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #262 on: April 21, 2011, 03:16:16 PM »
We are currently teaching the lesson; Do You Like Spring?

For a warm-up,at the beginning of the class my CT is asking the students " Do you like Spring?' Here is how one conversation went down...

CT; Do you like Spring?
Student; NO!
CT; Why? Why don't you like Spring?
Me; Really?! Why?
Student; It's a New Year, I hate my life,
CT; Oh...join my club!


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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #263 on: April 21, 2011, 06:33:18 PM »
My mentor teacher Steven is.... special.

I got a contagious eye infection
and since he never picks up his phone i went to school to notify him about my condition.
He got very concerned and then went and consulted my contract about sick days and had an extremely long discussion with the vice principal.
afterwards, he was telling me about all these things like obtaining a doctor's note, deducting my pay, reimbursement of medical fees, how i need to take time off b/c i might give it to the kids etc. and that they have to deduct my pay because he can't come up w/a way for me to make-up my hours *cough* incompetent *cough*

so i ask

"what do i do about classes today?"
steven: um... we can't do anything about it so continue w/classes as usual
 :o what?
steven: uh.. yeah. just try not to touch any of them. it should be fine  ;D
  why are they deducting from your pay if you have sick days?

b/c my school doesn't seem to understand the term "sick day" or "make-up classes"

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #264 on: April 21, 2011, 06:49:07 PM »
Her:  "One of the students has Tuberculosis so be careful."

Me:  "What are the chances of developing cholera or drowing in the river?"

Her:  *blank stare* "Don't be weird."


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You just won the thread.

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #265 on: April 22, 2011, 02:06:07 PM »
My co-teacher dropped me off at my apartment one evening and was going to come to my apartment after he had parked his car. After waiting around 20 minutes he finally arrived:

CT: I couldn't find a f***ing space!!!
me: erm..... ok....
CT: yes, so diffucult to f**k around this town!
me: erm.........
CT: Is it the same in England? Difficult f***ing? When driving?
me: Ohhhh PARKing? I see!

I'd put that one down to me only having been there a few days and not being able to understand Konglish pronunciation  :D

BWAHAHA! i think any of that would be difficult anywhere... >_<;


today, during lunch (we were eating particularly tasty pineapple):
p.e. teacher: "can we say, 'it's ju-isshy' when food has a lot of water in it?"
me: "it's 'juicy'."
co-teacher: "oh, yeah, 'ju-isshy' is for the people, right? what do you call them? the jews."

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #266 on: April 22, 2011, 02:11:37 PM »
"I deenk my stOOdents are borDERline-uh  retarded."

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #267 on: April 22, 2011, 02:15:15 PM »
Ha!  One day a co worker ran to one of my co teachers and excitedly told her something in Korean.  My Co teacher laughed and told me that the co worker thought I looked feminine that day.  Kind of begs the question of how I look to her every other day...

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« Reply #268 on: April 22, 2011, 02:19:19 PM »
Ha!  One day a co worker ran to one of my co teachers and excitedly told her something in Korean.  My Co teacher laughed and told me that the co worker thought I looked feminine that day.  Kind of begs the question of how I look to her every other day...

My cot told me people (not at the school, thank god) keep asking her if I'm a boy or a girl. I guess it's time I get my ears pierced and crank up on the accessories.

In light of all the mistaking Korean girls for Korean boys and vice-versa, I think it's funny that they have the same problem with white people.

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #269 on: April 22, 2011, 02:20:12 PM »
This morning...
me: Did you enjoy sports day on Wednesday?
Co-T: No! Not today! Very busy today. How about you?
me: um, okay, I think.

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #270 on: April 22, 2011, 03:14:17 PM »
one of my coteachers speaks nearly impeccable english. but sometimes, she says the most awkward, random things.
like this:
"many people think that korean men are feminine, but that's wrong. they're elegant. what many people mistake for effeminate behavior is actually them showing their elegance."

later....when we were teaching together [a 5th grade lesson about prepositions//location] this conversation went down:
CT: last week, i taught the students the word "panties".
ME: what...?? why?
CT: because i thought it would be funny.
ME: umm...
[the students were making sample sentences and kept forgetting about the word "is".]
ME: [to the students] you need to remember the word "is". it's really important. "where my book?" doesn't make sense.
CT: yeah. because if you say "where my panties at?" people will think you're stupid.
ME: O.o


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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #271 on: April 22, 2011, 03:22:10 PM »
one of my coteachers speaks nearly impeccable english. but sometimes, she says the most awkward, random things.
like this:
"many people think that korean men are feminine, but that's wrong. they're elegant. what many people mistake for effeminate behavior is actually them showing their elegance."

later....when we were teaching together [a 5th grade lesson about prepositions//location] this conversation went down:
CT: last week, i taught the students the word "panties".
ME: what...?? why?
CT: because i thought it would be funny.
ME: umm...
[the students were making sample sentences and kept forgetting about the word "is".]
ME: [to the students] you need to remember the word "is". it's really important. "where my book?" doesn't make sense.
CT: yeah. because if you say "where my panties at?" people will think you're stupid.
ME: O.o

AWESOME

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #272 on: April 22, 2011, 03:25:02 PM »
Ha!  One day a co worker ran to one of my co teachers and excitedly told her something in Korean.  My Co teacher laughed and told me that the co worker thought I looked feminine that day.  Kind of begs the question of how I look to her every other day...

My cot told me people (not at the school, thank god) keep asking her if I'm a boy or a girl. I guess it's time I get my ears pierced and crank up on the accessories.

In light of all the mistaking Korean girls for Korean boys and vice-versa, I think it's funny that they have the same problem with white people.

Actually, for the longest time, there were ads all around my neighborhood for some nightclub musical act which I was absolutely sure was either a boyish girl doing a drag king hip-hop act, or a girlish boy pretending to be a butch female rapper.  I brought the poster to my co-t so she could help me figure out what it was (I thought it was interesting that they were doing gender-bending hip hop at a club in my working class Korean neighborhood), and she thought I was the big weirdo because the person was obviously, unambiguously, a...

boy or girl?  One of the 2, I really can't remember!

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #273 on: April 22, 2011, 03:27:20 PM »
CT: yeah. because if you say "where my panties at?" people will think you're stupid.

I love your co-teacher.

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #274 on: April 22, 2011, 03:29:51 PM »
On Wednesday:

"Today we have no first period because of the disabled and retard."  :blank:


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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #275 on: April 22, 2011, 03:49:34 PM »
My co-teacher dropped me off at my apartment one evening and was going to come to my apartment after he had parked his car. After waiting around 20 minutes he finally arrived:

CT: I couldn't find a f***ing space!!!
me: erm..... ok....
CT: yes, so diffucult to f**k around this town!
me: erm.........
CT: Is it the same in England? Difficult f***ing? When driving?
me: Ohhhh PARKing? I see!

I'd put that one down to me only having been there a few days and not being able to understand Konglish pronunciation  :D

Oh God, that's my favorite one! I have dinner every week with our school nurse and she's so nice and sweet but her pronunciation isn't the best and every time she says something about "f**king the car" I have to try so hard not to giggle!

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #276 on: May 01, 2011, 09:40:26 PM »
After suggesting a certain more adult looking watch to one of my teachers' daughter, I got told: "No that is adultery"

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #277 on: May 01, 2011, 10:08:01 PM »
"Oh, you past the AIDS test? Congrats! I'm very surprised! hahahaha"

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #278 on: May 06, 2011, 02:16:24 PM »
From the VP:
"Miss Karssing, have you ever seen the anaconda? Very big snake."
"No, luckily I have never seen one."
"But there are many anacondas in South Africa. In Amazon jungle."
"Oh no, In South America, not South Africa."

Pause.

"Have you seen the anaconda?"

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #279 on: May 06, 2011, 02:34:29 PM »
Me: "That's weird. The US killed Osama Bin Ladin."

CT: "Who?"