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Offline Patrick

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« Reply #160 on: April 07, 2011, 01:38:52 PM »
This thread brightened my dreary radioactive day considerably.

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« Reply #161 on: April 07, 2011, 02:17:09 PM »
Thanks guys this really uplifts the wet weather.
My principle is always telling me to eat more at lunch and that I will passing away. He eans to use the expression fade away.

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #162 on: April 07, 2011, 02:18:57 PM »
p.e. teacher, after i told her i was tired from being up all night with a cold and stuffy nose: "i thought westerners' noses are too big to get stuffed up."  :laugh:

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« Reply #163 on: April 07, 2011, 02:52:05 PM »
I was in my office peeling an apple and my coteacher walked in, he said, "Ah, an apple! We have a word for apple here in Korea...POISON! You should not eat apples in the morning! All doctors recommend to only eat them in the evening!"

I decided to risk it and keep eating anyway...while I was peeling it (everyone peels apples in Korea, right?) he said, "You do not need to peel the apple" I told him I didn't mind, and he yelled, "DO NOT PEEL THE APPLE!"

What a morning.....


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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #164 on: April 07, 2011, 02:56:19 PM »
When my Korean girlfriend got upset at me
"Just give her a good f*ck."

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #165 on: April 07, 2011, 03:20:22 PM »
Co teach:  You like cock?
Me:  What?!....Oh, Coke. Yes, i do.  I think I'm addicted to caffeine.
Co teach: Oh, so you are cock addict?

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #166 on: April 07, 2011, 07:43:20 PM »
Me: Oh your daughter got her hair cut
Co: Yes. She had to as many kindergarten students had some bugs in their hair. I'm not sure what you call that in English...
Me: Oh they have head lice..
Co: Yes. So everyday I tease my daughter. I say "My daughter, my daughter, you are a Jew"
Me: A Jew?
Co: Yes, a Jew.
Me: ????
Co: Yes. Her head is a Jew because many animals live there.
Me: Ahhhhhhhhh. A zoo.

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #167 on: April 07, 2011, 07:45:41 PM »
Co teach:  You like cock?
Me:  What?!....Oh, Coke. Yes, i do.  I think I'm addicted to caffeine.
Co teach: Oh, so you are cock addict?

very funny
Teach Hard!

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #168 on: April 07, 2011, 07:51:07 PM »
that's a good one. ah co teachers,

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #169 on: April 07, 2011, 09:26:30 PM »
Co-T: You look tired. You want coffee?
Me: No thanks, I don't drink coffee.
Co-T: Oh, you want tea?
Me: No thank you, I don't really drink tea either.
Co-T: WHAT? What do you drink?
Me: Water or juice. Sometimes I drink Coke if I need caffeine.
Co-T, laughing and shaking her head: Oooooh, you are like children! You are not a teacher, you like child!
(Walks away laughing)

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #170 on: April 07, 2011, 09:34:24 PM »
Me: Oh your daughter got her hair cut
Co: Yes. She had to as many kindergarten students had some bugs in their hair. I'm not sure what you call that in English...
Me: Oh they have head lice..
Co: Yes. So everyday I tease my daughter. I say "My daughter, my daughter, you are a Jew"
Me: A Jew?
Co: Yes, a Jew.
Me: ????
Co: Yes. Her head is a Jew because many animals live there.
Me: Ahhhhhhhhh. A zoo.

Hilarious! I was mortified at first though. Glad for the funny ending.  :D

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« Reply #171 on: April 07, 2011, 09:46:35 PM »
these comments just made my day!!!

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #172 on: April 08, 2011, 09:26:22 AM »
"it would be so nice if you could speak Korean"

coming from the man who talks to the south african in korean and to me (i speak korean well enough to fool locals) in english.

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #173 on: April 08, 2011, 09:31:30 AM »
(also from the same man)
we're passing a flower shop

teacher: which flower do you think is the prettiest?
me: hm... i like this one. *point*
teacher: *point* ah this one..
me: actually that one is prettier~ i like THAT one over there.
teacher: u like this one?
me: NO i like THAT one. w/the white flowers. it's very pretty
teacher: i understand. u like this one. i see.
me: NOOO i like THAT ONE! THAT ONE! over there!!!!!!!!!!!
teacher: ah!! so what is it about this flower you like?
me: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME!!!!!!!!! THAT ONE! THAT ONE!!! NOT THIS ONE!!!!!!! THAT ONE!!!!

walk into work a few days later.

teacher: here you go! i bought the flower you like! *smile*

it was NOT the one with white flowers...

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #174 on: April 08, 2011, 09:40:32 AM »
My co-teacher was asking about relationship habits in North America and I was telling her how many couples live together before marriage or before getting engaged etc etc.
She was asking why and telling me the difference in Korea, which I was fully aware of, so not paying the closest of attention, when she says 'Ah! Ok, so they live together because they enjoy the sex!'
Coming from a 50-ish korean women who is quite soft spoken, made me laugh and like her even more.  :D

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #175 on: April 08, 2011, 09:41:21 AM »
At my boyfriend's school to a tall co-teacher.
Him: Did you know Koreans are the tallest Asian race? I wonder why.
Co-teacher: (Thinks hard). It's because we like basketball...

does that make sumo fans fat?? b/c last time i check japanese men were pretty skinny.  :P

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #176 on: April 08, 2011, 09:57:19 AM »
I was in my office peeling an apple and my coteacher walked in, he said, "Ah, an apple! We have a word for apple here in Korea...POISON! You should not eat apples in the morning! All doctors recommend to only eat them in the evening!"

I decided to risk it and keep eating anyway...while I was peeling it (everyone peels apples in Korea, right?) he said, "You do not need to peel the apple" I told him I didn't mind, and he yelled, "DO NOT PEEL THE APPLE!"

Did you peel it though? Or did you stop, just in case it was against doctor's orders? I can't stop laughing about this post.

I wish I had some stories of this ilk. My interactions tend to be more like - CT: what is this? <indicates piano stool> Me: A stool. CT: no no no! Me: um, a chair?

I'm starting to wonder if the 30 odd years of English speaking experience and the university degree in English really *didn't* equip me to know the correct words as well as the lady who thinks 'I come from in Korea' is a well-formed English sentence  ;)

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #177 on: April 08, 2011, 10:09:59 AM »
I had been ill for 3 days with Food Poisoning and i came back to School i have noticeably lost weight but not massive amounts.
My co teacher said

"I am worried about your condition" (what condition)
"Dont be i am fine now, Thank you for your concern"
No, I am Worried you lost weight, YOU LOOK HAGGED"

UMMMM. . . .THANKS

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #178 on: April 08, 2011, 10:14:06 AM »
"Hey, do you want to go on a school field trip!?"

"Maybe? Where :)"

"This island in the southern part of Korea!"

"Oh, awesome sounds great!"

"...no one wants to go. you shouldn't be excited..."

"Oh...I mean...this sucks"

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Re: Funny Co-Teacher's Comments
« Reply #179 on: April 08, 2011, 10:21:56 AM »
during meeting with VP this morning:
VP: Good morning! Shit down please
me: sorry??
VP (getting a bit annoyed with me still standing)- 'Shit! Shit down!"
me: ahhhhhh.

stuff like this happens to me on an almost daily basis here!