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SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« on: November 21, 2018, 12:49:05 PM »


SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/847608/How-often-should-you-shower-daily-revealed

OK, now I understand Brexit.  It is simply not possible to understand things
like comparative advantage and economies of scale if you are struggling with
basics like simple hygiene.

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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2018, 12:51:49 PM »


SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/847608/How-often-should-you-shower-daily-revealed

OK, now I understand Brexit.  It is simply not possible to understand things
like comparative advantage and economies of scale if you are struggling with
basics like simple hygiene.

Not a shock for anyone who has spent time among Brits.  :-* :-*

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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2018, 12:56:21 PM »
wait, showering just once a week isn't normal? does having a chav shower mid-week count as a second weekly shower?

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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2018, 12:57:07 PM »
People in the UK also have baths in their bathrooms

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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2018, 01:03:10 PM »
"SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week"
"A survey of 2,011 UK adults revealed the baffling statistics today"

Both from the article. Choose one.

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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2018, 01:04:37 PM »
"SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week"
"A survey of 2,011 UK adults revealed the baffling statistics today"

Both from the article. Choose one.

Do you even extrapolate, bro?
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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2018, 01:07:47 PM »
wait, showering just once a week isn't normal? does having a chav shower mid-week count as a second weekly shower?

I think that's just the cider they pour over themselves.

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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2018, 01:18:53 PM »
I remember when I was a kid, my dad telling me that Brits were dirty and only bathed once a month. So by the sounds of it, things have improved to once a week.
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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2018, 01:24:32 PM »
I remember when I was a kid, my dad telling me that Brits were dirty and only bathed once a month. So by the sounds of it, things have improved to once a week.

As I said before, the headline doesn't include the times they bathe (in a bath)

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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2018, 01:39:26 PM »
Anyone else heard the rumors about British people being filthy? Don't know if it's true... Maybe a stereotype?
Worked with an English guy once. Had a bowl cut like a Korean and pencil moustache like John Waters. Quite a character. Anyway, he stunk. He stunk bad. I imagine he bathed once to twice a week max. Which is strange because his moustache required some upkeep and most people do their ablutions at the same time.

The manager confronted him infront of all of us, quite uncomfortable. He looked to us for support "I don't smell, do I guys?".... Sorry mate. You do. Take a goddamn shower you animal. He did a midnight runner a week later. I often think of him.
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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2018, 01:47:46 PM »
SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week

Eau de salt and vinegar is not working for us anymore!  :laugh:
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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2018, 02:20:17 PM »
If we smell terrible it distracts people from our terrible teeth  8)
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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2018, 02:30:00 PM »
This is PR for betterbathrooms.com

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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2018, 02:37:24 PM »
If we smell terrible it distracts people from our terrible teeth  8)

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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2018, 02:43:42 PM »
That's why 48 hour antiperspirant deodorant is so popular over there.

We should be commending the island of Britain for it's continued efforts of preserving earth's precious water resources. 
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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2018, 02:59:36 PM »
Oh man I went to the UK earlier this year and damn. It's 2018 and people there haven't discovered deodorant or antiperspirant yet?
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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2018, 03:11:45 PM »
We should be commending the island of Britain for it's continued efforts of preserving earth's precious water resources.

We use the water for tea instead!  8)
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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2018, 03:15:47 PM »
That's why 48 hour antiperspirant deodorant is so popular over there.

We should be commending the island of Britain for it's continued efforts of preserving earth's precious water resources.

They are actually using more water because when they aren't having a shower, they're having a bath.

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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2018, 03:39:16 PM »
That's why 48 hour antiperspirant deodorant is so popular over there.

We should be commending the island of Britain for it's continued efforts of preserving earth's precious water resources.

They are actually using more water because when they aren't having a shower, they're having a bath.

Not sure this is true if a family spends over x amount of time having individual showers as opposed to running 1 bath.
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Re: SHOCK as 8.4million Britons reveal they shower just once a week
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2018, 03:42:04 PM »
That's why 48 hour antiperspirant deodorant is so popular over there.

We should be commending the island of Britain for it's continued efforts of preserving earth's precious water resources.

They are actually using more water because when they aren't having a shower, they're having a bath.

Not sure this is true if a family spends over x amount of time having individual showers as opposed to running 1 bath.

You can get away with that with little kids, but I'm not sure adults would be happy to share bath water.