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Offline gogators!

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Trump Christmas ornament
« on: November 27, 2017, 07:13:21 AM »


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Every autumn my family chooses a new ornament to go onto our holiday tree. This year it was between this ornament and another one that is less flashy, less gaudy, and just overall nicer. During our family meeting we overwhelmingly chose the other ornament but somehow we still ended up with this one. We're not sure what happened.

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Woke up one morning to find all the gifts that had been under the tree arranged as a wall between us and the tree. This happened right after this ornament mysteriously appeared. Also, all of my Barbie ornaments seem to be frightened.

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Low energy ornament.

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Re: Trump Christmas ornament
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2017, 09:04:13 AM »


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Every autumn my family chooses a new ornament to go onto our holiday tree. This year it was between this ornament and another one that is less flashy, less gaudy, and just overall nicer. During our family meeting we overwhelmingly chose the other ornament but somehow we still ended up with this one. We're not sure what happened.

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Woke up one morning to find all the gifts that had been under the tree arranged as a wall between us and the tree. This happened right after this ornament mysteriously appeared. Also, all of my Barbie ornaments seem to be frightened.

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Low energy ornament.

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Going away golfing excitedly venturing to somewhere unknown carefree knowing my youthful demeanour is craving ketchup.

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Re: Trump Christmas ornament
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2017, 09:10:33 AM »
"Made in China".

Offline CDW

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Re: Trump Christmas ornament
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2017, 10:57:23 AM »
Meh, fake news.

Offline Dave Stepz

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Re: Trump Christmas ornament
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2017, 11:36:26 AM »
I thought you were talking about Ivanka's giant clam (not something that Jared has seen in a while)  :huh:



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The US obsession with festive decoration is at its height in the long stretch between Halloween and Christmas, and there are plenty of websites dedicated to the idea that if you haven’t spray-painted a dozen pears gold today, you’re just not trying. But if you’re worried about where you’re going to find a giant clam this time of year, fear not: according to Ivanka’s website, “they’re everywhere right now in home decor”.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2017/nov/20/a-festive-garbage-clam-the-problem-with-ivanka-trumps-thanksgiving-centrepiece

As Colbert points out, giant salt-water clams are everywhere, except in the sea as they're endangered....



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Re: Trump Christmas ornament
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2017, 01:47:03 PM »
Jared's lawyers have advised him to clam up.

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Re: Trump Christmas ornament
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2017, 10:18:41 PM »
Another anti Trump butt hurt post by gogators.  What else is new?

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Re: Trump Christmas ornament
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2017, 09:06:09 AM »
"Made in China".

"Designed in Russia".